If trump was a pathologist

[pathstudent]

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would he be an academic sub specialist, a private practice pathologist or a private equity type that made tens of millions by skimming 100s of pathologists revenue?

 

[jupiterianvibe]

i only know that he'd need smaller dials for his microscope.

 

[Ishie1013]

He'd be the one that knows what's wrong with you, regardless of ever reading a book or your disease progression.

 

[Mad Jack]

He'd be the one that knows what's wrong with you, regardless of ever reading a book or your disease progression.

He's a smart guy, he doesn't need to look at slides to know what's wrong with his patients.

 

[gbwillner]

He'd be the one who dropped out of residency, and runs a chain of successful hair restoration clinics as well as selling alternative medicines on infomercials late at night.

 

[yaah]

Trump would be the guy who is the "partner" who never works yet refuses to make any new members of the group full partners. No one would want to work for his group and as a result it would be him and a rotating sequence of mediocre pathologists who leave after 5 years when they get a better offer.

 

[coroner]

No one would want to work for his group and as a result it would be him and a rotating sequence of mediocre pathologists who leave after 5 years when they get a better offer.

His group wouldn't be mediocre, he'd make sure to hire terrific people just like his cabinet picks Unfortunately, in the real world because of the job market, rotating sequences of pathologists every 5 yrs. doesn't just happen to mediocre/subpar pathologists; but, even the good ones...less frequently though.

 

[pathstudent]

If trump was a pathologist, he would have the most luxurious office with a gold plated microscope. It would be so fantastic. And no looooosers would be allowed to double scope with him.

 

[Ishie1013]

That's the dirtiest I've ever heard "double scope" sound.

 

[WEBB PINKERTON]

He would marry and divorce an eastern European histotech every so often.

 

[Gracillis]

Every biopsy. The diagnoses would be tremendous, people. Believe me.

 

[postbacpremed87]

Every biopsy. The diagnoses would be tremendous, people. Believe me.

Index finger to thumb and 3rd-5th digits extended.

 

[path24]

This makes me think of program directors/pathology organizations. The job market is amazing, unbelievable, tremendous. The pathologist shortage is huge, I mean huge. Believe me, I know.