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If you were an interviewer for a medical school, how would you troll the person you are interviewing?
If you were an interviewer for a medical school, how would you troll the person you are interviewing?
If you were an interviewer for a medical school, how would you troll the person you are interviewing?
Easy:
First ask a complex question "What do you think of healthcare reform?" then do not write a lot.
Then ask a simple question like "How do you find the weather?" and not matter how they answer, sigh, pretend to write down a lot, and do a minor but noticeable face-palm.
"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like someone to butter your muffin?"
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First ask a complex question "What do you think of healthcare reform?" then do not write a lot.
Then ask a simple question like "How do you find the weather?" and not matter how they answer, sigh, pretend to write down a lot, and do a minor but noticeable face-palm.
where do you come up with this s***? no pun intendedHave a poop hot dog under my desk (freshly made of course) and offer them immediate admission to the medical school if they eat it right then and there.
Have a poop hot dog under my desk (freshly made of course) and offer them immediate admission to the medical school if they eat it right then and there.
Have a poop hot dog under my desk (freshly made of course) and offer them immediate admission to the medical school if they eat it right then and there.
How about a poop hamburger?
my contribution - I would have a normal interview then at the end say "thanks Steve" when their name is really John. Makes them wonder "omg was that a slip or did I just really interview for someone else omg" most pre-meds lack the balls to correct the interviewer. the months long wait for a decision would be agonizing.
my contribution - I would have a normal interview then at the end say "thanks Steve" when their name is really John. Makes them wonder "omg was that a slip or did I just really interview for someone else omg" most pre-meds lack the balls to correct the interviewer. the months long wait for a decision would be agonizing.
"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like someone to butter your muffin?"
Poop does not come in burger shape.
Nod your head and smile the whole time while maintaining strict eye contact.Pick my nose throughout the whole interview and stare directly at them in silence.
my contribution - I would have a normal interview then at the end say "thanks Steve" when their name is really John. Makes them wonder "omg was that a slip or did I just really interview for someone else omg" most pre-meds lack the balls to correct the interviewer. the months long wait for a decision would be agonizing.
If I lapsed into reciting Mean Girls with you, would you automatically vote to accept me?
Entrapment.
I'd dress up in a suit, and sit with the interviewee while they're waiting. Casually do my entire interview there. Then, walk with them into my office and say "Thank you. Do you have any questions for me."
Would only work if you're a student interviewer, or if you look really young.
I would offer any student who said that my school was their top choice the chance to sign a letter of matriculation right then and there. In the fine print, it would actually be a matriculation letter for Ross.
I think the other problem is a lot of pre-meds are paranoid about what they say in the suite anyways out of fear that one of the students is an adcom member.
I was definitely that way. When I was at one school the waiting room was a large teleconference room with cameras and mikes all around, I noticed them all and was like "Maybe they are watching us, even now..."
I think the other problem is a lot of pre-meds are paranoid about what they say in the suite anyways out of fear that one of the students is an adcom member.
I think the other problem is a lot of pre-meds are paranoid about what they say in the suite anyways out of fear that one of the students is an adcom member.
Unless you're at Hopkins, in which case you ARE being evaluated during the "hang out" time.
my contribution - I would have a normal interview then at the end say "thanks Steve" when their name is really John. Makes them wonder "omg was that a slip or did I just really interview for someone else omg" most pre-meds lack the balls to correct the interviewer. the months long wait for a decision would be agonizing.
This thread is golden.
I think I'd fake a heart attack or something like that during the middle of the interview. Then as the interviewee is panicking/trying to help/calling for help or whatever, I'd suddenly come to and tell them they acted entirely inappropriately, and that they'd never make it as a doctor.
Better yet, I get a theater student to pretend to be an interviewee. I pretend that it's a group interview and have the other student say tons of douche stuff and I keep showing blatant favoritism.
--or--
Get the other theater student to pretend to start having a heart attack while I sit calmly behind the desk staring directly at the interviewee and asking him:
"well, you want to be a doctor, what are you going to do?"
"aren't you going to help him? Are you that competitive?"
"are you sure you should be doing that?"
"he could die right now and you're trying to make a phone call??!"