Im not from this time...

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::::::::::::Interview:::::::::
So tell me about yourself?
101btf: well, im not from this time, im from the future
*awkward silence*

If i am fortunate enough to get an acceptance to my "dream" school, and still have an upcoming interview at another school, this will be my response.


If given such an opportunity, what would you say?
 
::::::::::::Interview:::::::::
So tell me about yourself?
101btf: well, im not from this time, im from the future
*awkward silence*

If i am fortunate enough to get an acceptance to my "dream" school, and still have an upcoming interview at another school, this will be my response.


If given such an opportunity, what would you say?

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::::::::::::Interview:::::::::
So tell me about yourself?
101btf: well, im not from this time, im from the future
*awkward silence*

I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine YOU invented, and I need your help to get back to the year 1985!
 
I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine YOU invented, and I need your help to get back to the year 1985!

Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
 
Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?


I think it was Reagan but he was already in the depths of dementia. Yet nobody noticed because he hair still looked good and he was pretty articulate for a Republican.
 
i liked the everyday guy thing. You've seen i'm on a boat, right? Something about being white makes rap parodies funny. None of my black friends think they're funny.

I think it was Reagan but he was already in the depths of dementia. Yet nobody noticed because he hair still looked good and he was pretty articulate for a Republican.

does searun reference the fish thing?
 
i liked the everyday guy thing. You've seen i'm on a boat, right? Something about being white makes rap parodies funny. None of my black friends think they're funny.



does searun reference the fish thing?

Absolutely. Searun cutthroat trout, one of the prized game fish of Oregon. Born in the coastal fresh water streams of Oregon, goes to sea in the spring to breathe the salt water and eat shrimp for the summer, returns to fresh water in the autumn, fat and plump, and lively, with pink flesh from eating the shrimp. My favorite fish, caught quite a few on the fly, catch and release, of course, a beautiful fish, red slashes under the gills, and beautiful spots on the skin. A gorgeous trout.
 
i liked the everyday guy thing. You've seen i'm on a boat, right? Something about being white makes rap parodies funny. None of my black friends think they're funny.



does searun reference the fish thing?

god i love i'm on a boat. have you seen honest R&B song? talk about parodies that white people find funny...
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I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine YOU invented, and I need your help to get back to the year 1985!

Do you know what this means? This damn thing doesn't work at all!
 
Do you know what this means? This damn thing doesn't work at all!

No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor...

Which... is what makes time travel possible.
 
No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor...

Which... is what makes time travel possible.

No no, the invention of the DeLorean is what makes time travel possible...

No one would believe it was possible if it was fitted into any other car...
 
I'm a sex robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
 
I'm a sex robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Oh wow, I'd definitely say that if I didn't care about getting accepted to the school I was interviewing at.

Imagine the looks on their faces...
 
Oh wow, I'd definitely say that if I didn't care about getting accepted to the school I was interviewing at.

Imagine the looks on their faces...
IDK, but they would probably be thinking "Who the F*$& let this schizo in here...You sir should be down the hallway in the psych ward not here interviewing."
 
Withdraw from the interview and give someone else the chance instead of going and wasting an interview spot. 👎
 
Oh wow, I'd definitely say that if I didn't care about getting accepted to the school I was interviewing at.

Imagine the looks on their faces...

cookie to the first person who can ID the movie that's from.
 
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