In the year 2012: pharmacy predictions

[njac]

Yeah, because a crooked pharmacist gimmick is TOTALLY what WWE needs. That wouldn't, you know, cause the Chris Benoit incident or the Eddie Guerrero tragedy to resurface, and it definitely wouldn't lead to that **** Nancy Grace running her mouth and prompting me to give her a mighty Danza Slap. Nooooooo...



Now testify!

my boyfriend the wrasslin' fan says y'all have it all wrong. He should be named Dr. Awesome.

"And don't be an idiot. You start him with a face run and have him help people."

"Then when he turns heel people start calling him Dr. Awful."

"And he doesn't overtly do ****, but his opponents start mysteriously getting ill, or having strange ailments before their matches."

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[njac]

Addendum:
"Then, when his partner/manager/gf/crush gets ill he disappears for a while, and no one knows where he is, and then one night he comes back, and he has some weird bubbling concoction that he wants them to drink. But they aren't sure, because they think that he has been doing nasty **** to people, but they drink it anyway. Then they are miraculously healed, and he is a face again."