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how often do situations like this happen to real anesthesiologists?
I find that hard to believe. Even if you are doing eyes all day every day, aren't there some patients, that you just intubate? Sick heart patients, poorly controlled HTN. Those vitrectomy patients aren't exactly the healthiest, compliant patients.That CRNA had not intubated a patient in 5 years.....wtf.
No wonder he/she didn't recognize an esophageal intubation.
When covering 4-5 rooms I'd say once every 7-14 days; there are a lot of fires which need dowsing in the O.R.
I do several patients like this every week for EGDs. That'll put hair on your chest........That looks like a fun patient to take care of. Guess I should have done derm. HAHA. You don't have to worry about the fatties trying to croak on you.
Oh gosh, what do they come in complaining of? Swallowing problems?I do several patients like this every week for EGDs. That'll put hair on your chest........
This had me chuckling. Nice one.Oh gosh, what do they come in complaining of? Swallowing problems?
Please explain to me why that is funny.This had me chuckling. Nice one.
Usually "abdominal pain."Oh gosh, what do they come in complaining of? Swallowing problems?
I also like to listen to my own lung sounds. Learned the hard way.
Cause hes fat.🙄Please explain to me why that is funny.
Still don't get it....🙁Cause hes fat.🙄
Two points (pet peeves of mine:
1. Often providers listen for BS on the chest (near the sternum) on both sides-BS need to be auscultated in the axilla! A goosed tube sounds great when listening at the costo-sternal borders
2. CO2 color change is glorified litmus paper-gastric air can change the color to yellow as well. This place needs capnography (time to join the 21st century!)
The only reason I listen to breath sounds is for quality (wheezing or rhonchi), not to confirm the tube is in the trachea. CO2 or direct visualization are the only ways I rule out esophageal intubation.
Unless gastric air has co2 from bmv, gastric air shouldn't have an acidic ph. Gastric fluid is acidic, but hydrogen ions are not volatile enough to change the litmus paper.Two points (pet peeves of mine:
1. Often providers listen for BS on the chest (near the sternum) on both sides-BS need to be auscultated in the axilla! A goosed tube sounds great when listening at the costo-sternal borders
2. CO2 color change is glorified litmus paper-gastric air can change the color to yellow as well. This place needs capnography (time to join the 21st century!)
Unless gastric air has co2 from bmv, gastric air shouldn't have an acidic ph. Gastric fluid is acidic, but hydrogen ions are not volatile enough to change the litmus paper.
There is some CO2 in gastric air from swallowing air in the pharynx. That's why color change has to last over 6 breaths.Unless gastric air has co2 from bmv, gastric air shouldn't have an acidic ph. Gastric fluid is acidic, but hydrogen ions are not volatile enough to change the litmus paper.
All the tubes are always "visualized thru the cords". They somehow manage to "slip out". I have heard this story so many times. If I had a dime...ETCO2 trace trumps all. So does visual confirmation of tube in larynx.
All the tubes are always "visualized thru the cords". They somehow manage to "slip out". I have heard this story so many times. If I had a dime...
Never trust stories of the tube being visualized when you are not doing the laryngoscopy yourself.
Video laryngoscopy is good for this. Everyone gets to watch.
I can't tell if you are being serious or not.Still don't get it....🙁
I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
What's funny about it is that the pt is fat and complaining of swallowing problems which obviously he or she doesn't have difficulty with since they are fat.
Thats funny.
Lastly, call 911 immediately when a potentially life-threatening situation arises."
That's hilarious; when SHTF I'm supposed to call 911?
It is NOT funny. C level comedy.Thats funny.
They just have a slow metabolism, it's genetic
I don't think this one story about one bad crna makes much difference. there are any number of equally bad anesthesiologists out there. anyway, what surprises me is that they moved to intubate so quickly because the guy didn't even have the skills to manually ventilate to maintain sats. if the paramedic was easily able to intubate, that means the airway probably wasn't too bad and at least ventilateable +/- oral airway; sounds like a stupid rush to intubate that cost the pt his life.
As noyac explained, it was not a stab at you, rather a remark from chocomorsel whose irony I appreciated.Please explain to me why that is funny.
I will say that bad anesthesiologists exist, but I have never seen one that hasn't intubated in 5 years or needed to have EMS bail him out unless it was an emergent transfer, as I'm assuming this was.
I don't know if you guys do the same HLC modules that we so, but I recently did the "bariatric sensitivity" one. This was almost verbatim one of the quiz questions:They just have a slow metabolism, it's genetic
Are you obese? If so, I am sorry if I offended you.It is NOT funny. C level comedy.
The only reason to call 911 is when a paramedic can provide skills or equipment that are necessary and not available. It should happen exactly NEVER in an OR!
(Except when the skill is the humility to consider an esophageal tube in your differential...)
I'm a simple guy. Even C level humor makes me laugh I guess.It is NOT funny. C level comedy.
Dead serious; too many 16 hour days in a row...I do get it now and it IS funny. Forgive my obtuseness.I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
What's funny about it is that the pt is fat and complaining of swallowing problems which obviously he or she doesn't have difficulty with since they are fat.
Thats funny.