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Um, no, there is no misunderstanding... First, a plea of ignorance and "just relay 2nd hand info". Now, you pose some degree of definitive knowledge.... I think the answer throughout is clear::troll:

You should consider moving on to another highway bridge under which you might make a comfy home.👍
Yes, because the 2nd hand info was reliable.
 
Yes, because the 2nd hand info was reliable.

yes of course reliable 2nd hand info.

There is a favorite saying I have heard "believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see"
 
This thread should be closed and restarted under the premise that psychforme stays the hell away
 
BEEP BEEP BEEP (circa 0300)
Me: Yes this is Dr. Dancinjenn
Floor Nurse: OH, hello, I just wanted to let you know that mr sicu (who I wrote transfer orders to floor at 1000 the previous day) has made it to the floor.
Me: Is there a problem that I need to come see him for?
Floor nurse: No, I just thought that you would like to know.


BEEP BEEP BEEP (circa 0800)
Me: Yes this is Dr. Dancinjenn
Floor nurse: Mr. B would like to see you, he says that his pain is out of control
Me: (goes and sees the pt - pt is sitting in bed, NAD, watching tv) How can I help you Mr. B
Mr. B: I wanted ice cream with my breakfast and they didn't bring me any. Can you get me some.
*Now you can imagine the smoke pouring out of my ears by now*
Me: I'm sorry sir, but I don't control what the kitchen brings you for breakfast, you will have to discuss that with food service.
 
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