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Um, no, there is no misunderstanding... First, a plea of ignorance and "just relay 2nd hand info". Now, you pose some degree of definitive knowledge.... I think the answer throughout is clear::troll:

You should consider moving on to another highway bridge under which you might make a comfy home.👍
Yes, because the 2nd hand info was reliable.
 
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This thread should be closed and restarted under the premise that psychforme stays the hell away
 
BEEP BEEP BEEP (circa 0300)
Me: Yes this is Dr. Dancinjenn
Floor Nurse: OH, hello, I just wanted to let you know that mr sicu (who I wrote transfer orders to floor at 1000 the previous day) has made it to the floor.
Me: Is there a problem that I need to come see him for?
Floor nurse: No, I just thought that you would like to know.


BEEP BEEP BEEP (circa 0800)
Me: Yes this is Dr. Dancinjenn
Floor nurse: Mr. B would like to see you, he says that his pain is out of control
Me: (goes and sees the pt - pt is sitting in bed, NAD, watching tv) How can I help you Mr. B
Mr. B: I wanted ice cream with my breakfast and they didn't bring me any. Can you get me some.
*Now you can imagine the smoke pouring out of my ears by now*
Me: I'm sorry sir, but I don't control what the kitchen brings you for breakfast, you will have to discuss that with food service.