Originally posted by SawBones
Here are the exact questions I was asked in all my interviews, and my responses. I was accepted everywhere I went.
Q: Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
A: Doing some highly reimbursed procedure. Certainly not wasting my time interviewing medical school applicants, that's for sure. Is that your 94 Hyundai parked outside?
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Q: What is your greatest strength?
A: The fact that I have no weaknesses.
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Q: What is your biggest weakness?
A: Are you even listening to me?
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Q: Where do you stand on abortion?
A: Good question... *COUGH* Excuse me... *COUGH* *FALL OVER, FAKE A STROKE, AND HOPE FOR A "PITY ACCEPTANCE"*
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Q: What is your opinion of erectile dysfunction?
A: Sir, I'm against it.
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Q: Two patients need a kidney, and your hospital only has one kidney to give. One patient is a 5 year old girl, and the other is a 28 year old porn-addicted drug dealer. Who gets the kidney?
A: I would go with the porn-addicted drug dealer.
Q: Why?
A: Why not? I deserve the kidney just as much as she does!
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Q: Two trains leave Chicago, an hour apart traveling in different directions...
A: *INTERRUPT* Uhhh... Holistic. Yeah, Andrew Taylor Stewart... I mean, Still... Go manipulation! Woo hoo!
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Q: Why do you want to be a DO?
A: Because I'm a believer in the chiropractic philosophy.
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Q: Would you take the life of a patient that asked you to kill them?
A: Absolutely not! Oh wait... are they insured?
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Q: The program director for the residency program you wish to attend asks you to do something unethical. What do you do?
A: Something unethical.
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Q: Why didn't you bring me a donut this morning?
A: Because it looks like you've already eaten them all.
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Q: Are you ever indecisive?
A: Sometimes I am, sometimes I am not.
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Q: On your application you stated you were an "underrepresented minority." Which minority is this?
A: The minority of applicants willing to lie on their application in order to get an interview!