So it's a Friday night at like 3 in the morning after this guy's been on call every night for a week like a good extern should do...we were consulted on a patient in the SICU who was biting through his tongue. We wire in bite blocks to secure ET tubes as well as to stop tongue biting here. Anyway, he apparently felt that this wasn't that exciting, and instead of excusing himself, he took a seat, rested his head on the traumatized, barely alive patient, and decided to take a snooze. He was then rudely awakened and told that he had damn well better get out, and quickly by one of my coresidents.
Needless to say, that even after repeated phone calls trying to find out if he was going to get an interview here...he didn't.