But it war in more than one way. While the medical battle is being fought in the hospitals, the "home front" of the civilians are being ordered to behave in a different manner on a societal scale. In World War II, there was rationing and people taking jobs then had never done because they simply
needed the "manpower." In that sense, that attitude, it will be the same here
“Hup-two! Hup-two!” Old gonnif cries
With dreamy glory in his eyes
“All of you premeds, fall in line
And MARCH—don’t let me hear a whine!
“You whippersnappers ought to know
What WAR was like, so long ago!
When sammy drafts you for the FIGHT
I want salutes—stand straight—FULL might!
“For MY wet dream, you all should know:
Premeds, with nowhere else to go
Should waste an extra year of life
Delay the fruits of 8 years’ strife
While drowning all the while in debt
Many who live like paupers yet—
Should be herded and promptly sent
To jobs that barely pay the rent
And possibly may risk their health
If not long-term concerns on wealth—“
“And—WHAT? You think it’s EXPLOITATION?”
(He swells with righteous indignation)
“You miserable, weak premed lot
Should be THANKFUL for what you’ve got!
The chance to train for NINE years straight
Is actually BETTER than eight!”
Now listen, gonnif, my good man
I’m just as much an ardent stan
Of action by community
I volunteer, glad as can be,
But this weird armageddon spiel
Is just too much for me to deal
Delete it, sir, before it leaks
It smacks of privilege—nay, it reeks
All that this war-like language nets
Is that the country all forgets
That docs AREN’T soldiers, and deserve
To question admins that they serve
So I’ll repeat, before I go
What you told me five years ago
A little rudely, on a post
Advice that will now help YOU most—
(Maybe that’s why I’m salty, still)—
Remember when you told me, “Chill?”