Kaiser Nurses Protest AI...

[drusso]

Nurses protest AI at Kaiser Permanente

Hundreds of nurses are protesting the use of artificial intelligence at Kaiser Permanente, citing concerns over patient care and profit-driven decisions.

www.beckershospitalreview.com

First they came for the nurses,
Their healing touch replaced by sterile efficiency,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a nurse.
Then they came for the therapists,
Their compassionate counsel traded for cold calculation,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a therapist.
Then they came for the pharmacists,
Their expertise diminished by artificial algorithms,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a pharmacist.
Then they came for the doctors,
Their mastery deemed obsolete in the face of AI,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a doctor.
As the darkness descended,
Engulfing us all in the silence
Of our own creation.

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[drrosenrosen]

Nurses protest AI at Kaiser Permanente

Hundreds of nurses are protesting the use of artificial intelligence at Kaiser Permanente, citing concerns over patient care and profit-driven decisions.

www.beckershospitalreview.com

First they came for the nurses,
Their healing touch replaced by sterile efficiency,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a nurse.
Then they came for the therapists,
Their compassionate counsel traded for cold calculation,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a therapist.
Then they came for the pharmacists,
Their expertise diminished by artificial algorithms,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a pharmacist.
Then they came for the doctors,
Their mastery deemed obsolete in the face of AI,
And I did not speak out,
For I was not a doctor.
As the darkness descended,
Engulfing us all in the silence
Of our own creation.

but when did they come for the providers?

 

[SSdoc33]

but when did they come for the providers?

i am not a provider

im a caregiver

 

[Pain Applicant1]

oh man, what a prose

 

[Gauss]

i am not a provider

im a caregiver

friends, we are now team members

 

[powermd]

I asked Chat GPT to rewrite that in the style of Bill Burr:

"Alright, so, listen up. First, they're comin' for the nurses, right? These folks who hold it all together in the medical world, with their healing touch and all that jazz. But then what happens? Boom! They get replaced by some sterile, soulless efficiency crap. Did I say anything? Nah, 'cause I'm not a nurse, right?

Next in line, it's the therapists. These people, they're the ones you spill your guts to, and what do they get? Their compassionate counsel gets traded for some cold, calculated nonsense. Did I stand up and say something? Nope, 'cause I'm not a therapist.

Then, oh man, they're after the pharmacists. These folks know their stuff, right? But then they get sidelined by these artificial algorithms, like they're just flipping burgers or something. Did I make a peep? Nah, 'cause I'm not a pharmacist.

And then, oh boy, they're even coming for the doctors. The top dogs! Their mastery gets thrown out the window in the face of some AI wizardry. Did I raise a fuss? Nope, 'cause I'm not a doctor.

And what happens? Darkness, my friend. Darkness descends, swallowing us whole in the silence we let happen. It's like we built our own damn coffin and crawled right in."