Lab Haikus

[GradTX]

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I thought about posting these on the EM haiku thread but figured they'd be more appreciated here. 😉

Radiation Man,
ignore my chai tea latte!
Why are you still here?

On a holiday
my cell line needs to be split.
Pipette, mix, repeat.

 

[magwi11]

Ode to my Lab's fMRI Analysis Computer System

Must process data.
System down for one whole week
Why now? Oh God why?

 

[seraph524]

I saw this from someone's SDN profile...and it was just great...I am by no means taking credit for this one (if you can find the person, I will happily reference it)

be still young plasmid
and listen to the sound of
one hand pipetting

EDIT: This Haiku was written by brainfry (thanks Picklesali!)

 

[Picklesali]

I saw this from someone's SDN profile...and it was just great...I am by no means taking credit for this one (if you can find the person, I will happily reference it)

be still young plasmid
and listen to the sound of
one hand pipetting

It was "brainfry"

I know this because it was the inspiration for the SDN Haiku Contest Thread I started in Pre-Allo back in August