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  1. Chemdude

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    Next week is finals week for me, so I have to find something useful to do...

    Let's write a premed story. This is how this goes: everyone adds(types) 5 words to the story and we'll see how it ends.

    And mods, don't move this to all-students, it's pre-allo related.

    I'll start..
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    There once was a premed
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
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    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser.
    On his way there he
     
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    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
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    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
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    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
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    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
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    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
     
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    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved his verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
     
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    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
     
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    There once was a premed
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend...
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
     
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    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
     
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    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude.
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
     
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    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm
     
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    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
     
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    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Its scientific name...Equus asinus
     
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    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    those unaware of the "five rule"
     
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    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
     
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    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
    should watch Law and Order
     
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    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyways, back to the story...
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
     
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    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
    reminds me of the time
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
    reminds me of the time
    I had to do a
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
    reminds me of the time
    I had to do a
    lab report on the importance
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
    reminds me of the time
    I had to do a
    lab report on the importance
    of having threesomes with
     
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    There once was a premed
    who took caffeine before finals
    but what he didn't realize was
    typing more than five words
    wouldn't necessarily keep his post
    from getting moved to All Students.
    So he decided to visit
    an excellent English grammar adviser
    On his way there he
    found two burnt rubber schillings
    He ate one and died.
    so I stole his identity
    and his hot girlfriend with
    legacy standing at Harvard,
    though only for undergrad admissions.
    So I dumped her and
    decided I would learn English.
    This improved my verbal reasoning.
    He chose medicine because of
    altruistic reasons, but I just
    do it for the money
    and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
    Having sex with a donkey
    wait, it was two donkeys.
    So my GPA dropped and
    I started an SDN thread.
    The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
    who is me, is filled
    just like my girlfriend
    with lots of donkey sperm,
    but everyone knows that "donkey"
    is just a nickname for
    Equus asinus...Its scientific name
    Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
    should watch Law and Order
    Or go cross the border!
    Anyway, back to the story
    of how I shadowed a
    Troll who took me to
    watch Grey's Anatomy because it
    reminds me of the time
    I had to do a
    lab report on the importance
    of having threesomes with
    species of different genotypes because
    That's what she said. Now
     
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