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Chemdude

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Next week is finals week for me, so I have to find something useful to do...

Let's write a premed story. This is how this goes: everyone adds(types) 5 words to the story and we'll see how it ends.

And mods, don't move this to all-students, it's pre-allo related.

I'll start..
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There once was a premed
 

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Next week is finals week for me, so I have to find something useful to do...

Let's write a premed story. This is how this goes: everyone adds(types) 5 words to the story and we'll see how it ends.

And mods, don't move this to all-students, it's pre-allo related.

I'll start..
______________________________________________________

There once was a premed

There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
 

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There once was a premed
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but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students
 

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There once was a premed
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but what he didn't realize was
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was way too difficult for him.
 

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There once was a premed
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser.
On his way there he
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
 

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He ate one and died.
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died
so I stole his identity
 
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
 

Chemdude

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved his verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend...
 
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude.
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
 
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Its scientific name...Equus asinus
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
those unaware of the "five rule"
 

202781

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
should watch Law and Order
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyways, back to the story...
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
 

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Medical Student
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
 

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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
 

chemnerd89

In it for the lulz
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
 

funkydrmonkey

They Call Me Dr. Funkmonk
10+ Year Member
7+ Year Member
May 10, 2007
6,292
7
32
In the Frozen Tundra
Status
Resident [Any Field]
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
 

EpiPEN

Aegis of Immortality
10+ Year Member
Mar 13, 2008
1,801
8
La Jolla
Status
Medical Student
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
 

cbrons

Ratatoskr! *Roar*
10+ Year Member
Jul 29, 2007
6,580
3,666
DEFEND MIDDLE LANE!
Status
Non-Student
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
of having threesomes with
 

funkydrmonkey

They Call Me Dr. Funkmonk
10+ Year Member
7+ Year Member
May 10, 2007
6,292
7
32
In the Frozen Tundra
Status
Resident [Any Field]
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
of having threesomes with
species of different genotypes because
That's what she said. Now
 
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