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Next week is finals week for me, so I have to find something useful to do...

Let's write a premed story. This is how this goes: everyone adds(types) 5 words to the story and we'll see how it ends.

And mods, don't move this to all-students, it's pre-allo related.

I'll start..
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There once was a premed
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Chemdude said:
Next week is finals week for me, so I have to find something useful to do...

Let's write a premed story. This is how this goes: everyone adds(types) 5 words to the story and we'll see how it ends.

And mods, don't move this to all-students, it's pre-allo related.

I'll start..
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There once was a premed
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
 
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
was way too difficult for him.
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser.
On his way there he
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
 
goldenwest said:
He ate one and died.
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There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died
so I stole his identity
 
Members don't see this ad :)
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved his verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend...
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude.
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Its scientific name...Equus asinus
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
those unaware of the "five rule"
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
should watch Law and Order
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyways, back to the story...
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
 
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey" is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wordrule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
of having threesomes with
 
. (guess not)
 
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
of having threesomes with
species of different genotypes because
That's what she said. Now
 
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