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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.
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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays
 
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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look
 
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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....[/SIZE]
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma
 
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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like its hottttt
 
ksmi117 said:
This is quite possibly the worst story I've ever read. :laugh:
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Yeah. Last time we played this we made up a much better story. It had a story line and everything...it just got too "dirty" towards the end, so the mods ended up closing the thread.

"
There once was a premed
who took caffeine before finals
but what he didn't realize was
typing more than five words
wouldn't necessarily keep his post
from getting moved to All Students.
So he decided to visit
an excellent English grammar adviser
On his way there he
found two burnt rubber schillings
He ate one and died.
so I stole his identity
and his hot girlfriend with
legacy standing at Harvard,
though only for undergrad admissions.
So I dumped her and
decided I would learn English.
This improved my verbal reasoning.
He chose medicine because of
altruistic reasons, but I just
do it for the money
and the honeys. I caught my next girlfriend
Having sex with a donkey
wait, it was two donkeys.
So my GPA dropped and
I started an SDN thread.
The biography of Mr. Chemdude,
who is me, is filled
just like my girlfriend
with lots of donkey sperm,
but everyone knows that "donkey"
is just a nickname for
Equus asinus...Its scientific name
Also for people who eraseotherpeoplesstuffduetobeingstrictaboutthe5wor drule.
should watch Law and Order
Or go cross the border!
Anyway, back to the story
of how I shadowed a
Troll who took me to
watch Grey's Anatomy because it
reminds me of the time
I had to do a
lab report on the importance
of having threesomes with
species of different genotypes because
That's what she said. Now
about the funky doctor monkey
is bitter about getting rejected
by the pack of wolves that raised him after his Mom OD'd
on eating wolf brains jello
which is why this story
is over.
NOT! We all know that
psets with my eyes closed
make my breakfast taste like
a stale piece of toast
covered in sperm whale excrement,
which is an Egyptian delicacy
and part of Kaplan's higher-score-guarantee.
So if you ever want
************************too dirty*****************,
this thread is getting weird.
But it gets crazier when
monkeys fly out of my butt.
Speaking of my monkey butt,
which is riddled with AIDS"
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea,
 
dude, someone should turn this story in as their PS.:thumbup:
Automatic acceptance.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs!

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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs!

I want to have a girlfriend!
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing:
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead!"
 
FuturaDocta said:
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead!"
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Oh Snap. What is next?
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! And he's standing behind you!"
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue. Wait a minute where is blue?
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue?
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? He's standing right behind you
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This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore!
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else.
 
BBender716 said:
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else.
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Some sort of...ADHD literary genius wrote this story.
the syntax
the diction
Faulkner himself would be amazed
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably.
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha!"
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha! You can run, but you can't
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide your love for me!
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide your love for me!"

Finally, Chuck Norris came!
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide your love for me!"

Finally, Chuck Norris came! "You've got five seconds to
 
This morning, I hopped up out of bed, turned my swag on, took a look in the mirror, said "Wassup?". yeeaaa. i'm a pre-med. s***. turn ma swag on its side. This forum is very addictive. I put my scrubs on Then I died. The end. It may actually turn true. Be really very careful. I'm in hell now and it's like the 2013 thread. Hell sucks; we are forced to wipe our advisor's butt. Our advisor's butt is very toned, shapely, round, and juicy. mmmmmmm! Everyone like juicy butt. I prefer juicyfruit or winterfresh. I like eating a pickle. Pickles plus winterfresh equals juicyfruit. Sharing Juice Fruit is like caring. Blue Elmo is so damn Hot. Caring for your patient, which is actually a sloth, is awesome. Sloths have big sharp toenails and like to....
boooom!!!! *mushroom cloud* *machine gun fire* *overhead roars of F-16s* *bombs being dropped at a distance* *bam bam bam!!!!*
"GO GO GO GO GO !!!!" "My leg....I can't feel my legs!!! Somebody hel....."Oh dear God, No. I just lost my penis!!!" However, the sloths ability to navigate through the forums of SDN is surprisingly, astonishgly *****ic. We add FIVE words. But it was all a dream. I like eating a cheeseburger. So I am going to start work now. Nah, I say screw work. And open a can of Let's play 1 vs 100. I lost my creativity to secondaries. Nah, I say screw that too. Hell yea life is too short. Life is good, until someone sends Xena to serve you winterfresh mixed with pickles.

If I had a million dollars i would apply to another 30 medical schools so i can write more essays. I said, NO, NO, NO. That is until I look and see my brain in my hands. So I grab it, and shake it up. Then, all of the sudden the world falls apart. I'm so paid. I come, I saw, and I conquer. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like its hottttt. When the pigs try to get at yea, run like hell. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Ahh this is just so not fair.

I like eggs! I want to have a girlfriend! I just ate a huge dinner.Jingle all the f***ing way. oh damn its fridayy. And Fridays mean one thing: partying and bling bling. That was two things, oops. I'm no longer in the loops. Then, mom called, " Fred's dead! Oh Snap. what is next? And he's standing behind you!"

He looked like Elmer's glue: white, sticky, kinda like... molasses. Wait a minute where is blue? now it doesnt rhyme anymore! I showed him the bath. He showed me something else. Freakishly, Fred started laughing uncontrollably. And said, "...that's it? hahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide your love for me!"

Finally, Chuck Norris came! "You've got five seconds to chew the juicy fruit for
 
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