Lightbulb joke

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How many pharmacists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
Just one, but he has to do it three times a day, for ten days...........
 
How many pharmacists does it take to change a lightbulb?


Just one - but he has to wait on hold on the phone as the medical assistant tries to get the doctor to approve the change from CFC bulbs to incadescent bulbs because the CVS club card doesn't give discounts to CFC bulbs AND because the doc wrote "DAW" on the Rx (and told the patient that it should be free) :meanie:
 
How many pharmacists does it take to change a lightbulb?
answer: What's your date-o'-birth?

alternative answer (at drive-thru): I can't hear you...can you turn off the engine?
 
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Yeah... I was gonna say because they'd get a technician to do it. 😎
 
one.
but it'll take 20 minutes, unless you're being a buttmunch. then it's 45
 
Just one - but he has to wait on hold on the phone as the medical assistant tries to get the doctor to approve the change from CFC bulbs to incadescent bulbs because the CVS club card doesn't give discounts to CFC bulbs AND because the doc wrote "DAW" on the Rx (and told the patient that it should be free) :meanie:

Winner!!!!!
 
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How many pharmacists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, I had to resurrect this post. The real answer is:

One pharmacist to change the light bulb and at minimum 10 other pharmacists to f---ing whine about it.
 
How many pharmacists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None! They can't fit in a light bulb! That's why the screw on the couch.
 
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