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did your kids get your wife a vaccum cleaner for mother's day?ZpackSux said:for Father's Day / B-day 👍
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Caverject said:did your kids get your wife a vaccum cleaner for mother's day?
No, Mrs. Zpacksux got a 1000 watt surround sound system to go with a movie projector!! 😍
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Is this 3.5 inches tall or 3.5 feet tall?
The answer makes a difference in how impressed I am.
The answer makes a difference in how impressed I am.
bananaface said:Is this 3.5 inches tall or 3.5 feet tall?
The answer makes a difference in how impressed I am.
C'mere... I'll show you!
ZpackSux said:C'mere... I'll show you!![]()
It is not permitted to tease the moderator with your lawn care prowess...
carpentry tools is another story...hey bananaface! You wanna see my Makita jigsaw? ...rather large and expensive, but very powerful. Not bragging or anything...
LVPharm said:carpentry tools is another story...hey bananaface! You wanna see my Makita jigsaw? ...rather large and expensive, but very powerful. Not bragging or anything...![]()
Posh! Childs play. That poor little Makita wants to be a 14" bandsaw when it grows up.
Having said that, the shipwrights saw I played with in Port Townsend had a blade three inches wide that could cut an accurate rolling bevel through any log the crew could muscle up on to the table. I want one. Not that I could actually USE it. I just want one to impress Banana Face with. 😍
Knives do not impress me... only spatulas!
Is that from a show of some sort?
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Mapi said:oooh - dirty thread! That or my mind is in the gutter
It's about trimming some turf.. is that dirty?
ZpackSux said:It's about trimming some turf.. is that dirty?![]()
that is sooo dirty - keep at it - I am entertained
UHF!bananaface said:Is that from a show of some sort?
bananaface said:Knives do not impress me... only spatulas!
I told you I got your spatulas..
YES!
It only took me a month to get the reference... but I got it!.
It only took me a month to get the reference... but I got it!.

bananaface said:YES!
It only took me a month to get the reference... but I got it!.![]()
lay off the drugs
But then I'll be out of a job. 🙁Arsenic810 said:lay off the drugs![]()
ZpackSux said:for Father's Day / B-day 👍
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That's hot. I was in Home Depot the other day and was ready to buy one, but figured I'd need a lawn first...
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fruit fly said:That's hot. I was in Home Depot the other day and was ready to buy one, but figured I'd need a lawn first...
I feel the same way about lawn furniture.
Some of it is so lovely it makes me wish i had a lawn
aubieRx said:I feel the same way about lawn furniture.
Some of it is so lovely it makes me wish i had a lawn
Be careful what you wish for...
What happened to your lawn?
It got waxedZpackSux said:Be careful what you wish for...![]()
What happened to your lawn?
aubieRx said:I never wax a lawn.
Mowing is much more efficient 😡
I beg to differ.. I hear waxing, rather more painful, lasts longer than mowing.. 👍
ZpackSux said:I beg to differ.. I hear waxing, rather more painful, lasts longer than mowing.. 👍
You let the double talk slip my friend.
Can the lawn feel pain? No.
Is it more efficient to hot wax a huge area of grass and then rip it all up? or is it better just to get the mower out . yes
but if we are talking about the pubic region then all i can say with regards to wax is OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aubieRx said:you think gaia the earth mother feels pain when some of its grass is hot waxed?
this thread is scary
😳
when taking a sharp turn with my John Deere, sometimes it scalps the lawn.. then my lawn feels the pain...I feel it too..
when I was young, I wanted a tattoo.. a tattoo of Pink Panther driving a John Deere...right around my pelvic area.. It would scare the nurse giving me the sponge job when I'm 80..
ZpackSux said:when I was young, I wanted a tattoo.. a tattoo of Pink Panther driving a John Deere...right around my pelvic area.. It would scare the nurse giving me the sponge job when I'm 80..
it would scare the nurse regardless of what age you are
does your lawn look like this?
http://www.essentia.com/exchange/gaia.jpg
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aubieRx said:it would scare the nurse regardless of what age you are
does your lawn look like this?
http://www.essentia.com/exchange/gaia.jpg
No.. I don't have brown patches.. though if i come across her on my lawn.. I'll fall off my mower .. I think.
why.. do your lawn look like her?
*carefully considers the question*ZpackSux said:![]()
why.. do your lawn look like her?
Well no, i don't have a lawn. But even if I did I would not claim that it could feel pain. Since your lawn can feel pain I assumed it was at the nexus of the earth mother.
omg
what are we talking about? what am I talking about? why do I always end up in these sorts of conversations?aubieRx said:*carefully considers the question*
Well no, i don't have a lawn. But even if I did I would not claim that it could feel pain. Since your lawn can feel pain I assumed it was at the nexus of the earth mother.
omgwhat are we talking about? what am I talking about? why do I always end up in these sorts of conversations?
Because you want to...
ZpackSux said:Because you want to...
haha touche
I am so glad my contribution to the forum tonight sounds like the sequel to "waiting for godot"
*edit* though originally i was just talking about lawn furniture
ZpackSux said:when I was young, I wanted a tattoo.. a tattoo of Pink Panther driving a John Deere...right around my pelvic area.. It would scare the nurse giving me the sponge job when I'm 80..
That is all.
aubieRx said:haha touche
I am so glad my contribution to the forum tonight sounds like the sequel to "waiting for godot"
*edit* though originally i was just talking about lawn furniture
Tragic?
ZpackSux said:Tragic?
nah. pointless silliness.
*sigh*
I am never discussing lawn furniture again as long as I live. 😕
aubieRx said:nah. pointless silliness.
*sigh*
I am never discussing lawn furniture again as long as I live. 😕
I'm installing a mister around my patio for those hot afternoons.. do you think I should use the mister with the umbrella up or down for my daughter's Lua - Birthday party? We are having a 'Come az you IZ' theme party.. in honor of my favorite Hawaiian Artist.. IZ
IZ rocks..
*tries to avoid temptation to chatter like a chatty magpie about lawn furniture*
Anyway what happens during a come as you IZ party? do you have to dress up like IZ? I assume not since he appears to be topless.
but anyway I'd have the umbrella up because its more pleasant to picnic on a table covered in shade...ooops
Anyway what happens during a come as you IZ party? do you have to dress up like IZ? I assume not since he appears to be topless.
but anyway I'd have the umbrella up because its more pleasant to picnic on a table covered in shade...ooops
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thank god...only you would connect it to pubic regions 😀aubieRx said:nah. pointless silliness.
*sigh*
I am never discussing lawn furniture again as long as I live. 😕
I'm outpatient (not psych). 😛ZpackSux said:Zofran 4mg IV q6h prn N/V 👍
ZpackSux said:![]()
IZ rocks..
I thought this guy looked familiar
he is wearing a little frown just like PharmDeb's marmoset avatar. awwww so cute
aubieRx said:*tries to avoid temptation to chatter like a chatty magpie about lawn furniture*
Anyway what happens during a come as you IZ party? do you have to dress up like IZ? I assume not since he appears to be topless.
but anyway I'd have the umbrella up because its more pleasant to picnic on a table covered in shade...ooops
Well, considering it's a B-day Party for a 6 year old..we'll forego the topless idea.. tho there are some moms we don't want to see topless and there are some moms we do want to see topless. There is not a dad we want to see topless for sure. You can't quit talking about lawn furnitures..
aubieRx said:I thought this guy looked familiar
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he is wearing a little frown just like PharmDeb's marmoset avatar. awwww so cute
You dissing my IZ? 😡
Caverject said:thank god...only you would connect it to pubic regions 😀
Yes she does
ZpackSux said:You can't quit talking about lawn furnitures..
can I discuss the merits of shag carpeting ?
ZpackSux said:You dissing my IZ? 😡
no, are you dissing my marmoset?
aubieRx said:can I discuss the merits of shag carpeting ?
You have shag carpeting?
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