Ah, I've been had.
So the apartment is NOT the one above Noodles. It's a block up, above the flower place. I'm thinking that for $700, they must've remodeled the inside of that old, old building, so I go and take a look today. I'm so disappointed. The wood floors throughout creak and have worn, black areas everywhere. The kitchen is all around a piece of crap. There's ~1.5 feet of counter space. No dishwasher. The bedroom's okay, but kinda small. Small, dingy closet. The bathroom has the old one faucet for hot and another faucet for cold.
On the plus side, it's month-to-month and has a neat looking faux fireplace, and the dining room, living room is big.
Sucks.
I went and inspected the sign for the one above Noodles more closely - it's for a 2-bedroom. And apparently owned by the people that own the Overlook, cuz that's the phone number.
So now I gotta figure out if I want to keep looking right now, or tell the person that's coming to look at my place this week that it's a no go.
I should probably go study.