MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

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I can't remember what year, but fairly recently there was a snowstorm in the Twin Cities area on April 1. Talk about April Fools.

Wait, Andy, is it your birthday?
 
Did someone say birthday?!
 
Andy's birthday was yesterday. He's extra old now. 😛
 
No, it was yesterday. CLEARLY. I was there.
 
You need a Jaeger bomb!

...or a red headed slut

Back in oregon everyone would order a drink called AMFs (adios mother ****ers), do people order those here?
 
Happy Birthday Andy!! 😀
 
You're gettin' too old for this ****!
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...or a red headed slut

Back in oregon everyone would order a drink called AMFs (adios mother ****ers), do people order those here?
one of the Cali guys in our class ordered one, and they knew how to make it, but I'd never heard of one before.
 
Happy birthday, Gimlet!! Sorry you and Splat had such craptacular birthdays. You guys gonna be at the next set of pharm classes? I'll make cookies, like I had originally said I would for 1 April, but I studied too much.
 
Neuro is a ridiculous class. Let me shout the words basal ganglia at your for 8 hours and then test you on it. Oh, I'll also charge you 130 dollars per day for it.
 
Teehee. Neuro. Me heart neuro. Like I heart flu, strep throat, pushy patients, and preachy attendings.
 
Neuro is a ridiculous class. Let me shout the words basal ganglia at your for 8 hours and then test you on it. Oh, I'll also charge you 130 dollars per day for it.
I'm really hating it. 🙁 the material is fairly interesting, but the class is a disaster. And Mrs. Robinson, I mean, Dr. Krippendorf has overly confusing notes.
 
I'm really hating it. 🙁 the material is fairly interesting, but the class is a disaster. And Mrs. Robinson, I mean, Dr. Krippendorf has overly confusing notes.

:laugh: I agree. It seems like someone could drastically simplify the material just by teaching it differently.
 
Alright, what is the over/under on the number of questions thrown out of today's neuro exam?
 
I'm listening to a mix by Hernan Cattaneo, and the cat in indo's avatar is bouncing it's head exactly to the beat.
Soooooo funny.
 
I've got 8 of them... I think Splat wants to try some too, and I'm eating 1 for lunch. So you can have a few.

i get first dibs. don can have whatever I forget to eat or throw up.
 
spam? what the hell? why? for ****s sake...people on welfare don't even eat that ****.
 
vodka tonic time.

The harder I try in med school the worse I do.
 
My room mate has never cleaned anything in the bathroom. I have to vacuum her hair out of the shower so that I don't have to pull it out of the drain. AND, she doesn't take out the trash...she just sets it by the door! I have to take it out to the cans. WTF? I guess mommy and daddy took care of all of that at home.
 
I think I'm having a Xandie day.
 
My room mate has never cleaned anything in the bathroom. I have to vacuum her hair out of the shower so that I don't have to pull it out of the drain. AND, she doesn't take out the trash...she just sets it by the door! I have to take it out to the cans. WTF? I guess mommy and daddy took care of all of that at home.

i had a roommate that refused to leave the dorm to buy toilet paper. we had an on campus dorm that was basically an apartment...our own kitchen, bathroom, shower, etc. anyways, we got assigned together but NEVER talked. Like 5 minutes total the entire school year. Not exagerrating. Anyway, we got low on toilet paper and I wanted to see if he'd going out and buy some, since he never seemed to pony up money for "communal" supplies like that. So, i bought my own but stashed it in my bedroom and kept it only for me. When the last of the TP in the bathroom ran out, I waited to see how long it would be until he broke down and needed some. one day later a roll of paper towel from the kitchen showed up in the bathroom.

Nasty. I think he finally bought some toilet paper at some point perhaps nearly 2 weeks later. I have no idea what ever was going through that kids' head. But I sure had fun experimenting on him.
 
i had a roommate that refused to leave the dorm to buy toilet paper. we had an on campus dorm that was basically an apartment...our own kitchen, bathroom, shower, etc. anyways, we got assigned together but NEVER talked. Like 5 minutes total the entire school year. Not exagerrating. Anyway, we got low on toilet paper and I wanted to see if he'd going out and buy some, since he never seemed to pony up money for "communal" supplies like that. So, i bought my own but stashed it in my bedroom and kept it only for me. When the last of the TP in the bathroom ran out, I waited to see how long it would be until he broke down and needed some. one day later a roll of paper towel from the kitchen showed up in the bathroom.

Nasty. I think he finally bought some toilet paper at some point perhaps a nearly 2 weeks later. I have no idea what ever was going through that kids' head. But I sure had fun experimenting on him.

They make sandpaper smoother than paper towels! Holy cow. That is lazy.
 
WOW. That's just about the fastest way to having a chapped anus. Toilet paper is absolutely something I let the wife splurge on - get the double-layered, lotion-imbibed, extra quilted butthole goodness, please.
 
WOW. That's just about the fastest way to having a chapped anus. Toilet paper is absolutely something I let the wife splurge on - get the double-layered, lotion-imbibed, extra quilted butthole goodness, please.

quilted for your pleasure, no doubt.
 
i had a roommate that refused to leave the dorm to buy toilet paper. we had an on campus dorm that was basically an apartment...our own kitchen, bathroom, shower, etc. anyways, we got assigned together but NEVER talked. Like 5 minutes total the entire school year. Not exagerrating. Anyway, we got low on toilet paper and I wanted to see if he'd going out and buy some, since he never seemed to pony up money for "communal" supplies like that. So, i bought my own but stashed it in my bedroom and kept it only for me. When the last of the TP in the bathroom ran out, I waited to see how long it would be until he broke down and needed some. one day later a roll of paper towel from the kitchen showed up in the bathroom.

Nasty. I think he finally bought some toilet paper at some point perhaps nearly 2 weeks later. I have no idea what ever was going through that kids' head. But I sure had fun experimenting on him.

This happened in my apartment in undergrad as well. Also, this girl also had it in her head that if the kitchen sink was empty, the kitchen was then clean. Nevermind the pile of dishes she'd leave next to the sink. So after a while, we began stacking the dishes in front of her bedroom door. It didn't go over well.

I'm so glad I live by myself.
 
This happened in my apartment in undergrad as well. Also, this girl also had it in her head that if the kitchen sink was empty, the kitchen was then clean. Nevermind the pile of dishes she'd leave next to the sink. So after a while, we began stacking the dishes in front of her bedroom door. It didn't go over well.

I'm so glad I live by myself.
hmmm, my roommate does a lot of the cleaning around here
 
spam = amazing. People in Hawaii eat a lot of it. I think that's what makes the Asians smart. Spam = brain food. 😉

i agree. Spam is amazing. spamburgers? the besterest.
 
My room mate has never cleaned anything in the bathroom. I have to vacuum her hair out of the shower so that I don't have to pull it out of the drain. AND, she doesn't take out the trash...she just sets it by the door! I have to take it out to the cans. WTF? I guess mommy and daddy took care of all of that at home.

God, I love my roommate! She does much of the bathroom and floor cleaning. I just do my area and pitch in where needed. We often just do each other's dishes, and my big contribution is turning on her coffeepot if I get up first. I AM SO LUCKY.
 
Just wanted to point out to all the folks keeping score at home that with Ashers getting a new pirate avatar yours truly has been forced into rekindling his ninja spirit, which had laid dormant since getting spanked on the last path test.

Pirates wear blouses and smell of smelt.

Game on.
 
Just wanted to point out to all the folks keeping score at home that with Ashers getting a new pirate avatar yours truly has been forced into rekindling his ninja spirit, which had laid dormant since getting spanked on the last path test.

Pirates wear blouses and smell of smelt.

Game on.

Smelt live in more fresh watery areas and some deltas (according to wikipedia). Pirates are on the vast ocean of this island earth, and I've got plenty of limes and ascorbic-y things to cover any fishy smell.

Plus, I'm a cute pirate. 😀

Only ninjas would be pansy enough to eat boca burgers.
 
Smelt live in more fresh watery areas and some deltas (according to wikipedia). Pirates are on the vast ocean of this island earth, and I've got plenty of limes and ascorbic-y things to cover any fishy smell.

Plus, I'm a cute pirate. 😀

Only ninjas would be pansy enough to eat boca burgers.

Pansy perhaps. Or perhaps simply too lazy to actually plan my meals ahead of time and unthaw and then cook up my favored turkey burgers. Boca burgers come in nice little packages and cook up in 2 minutes. Yay.

Cute or not, pirates and ninjas have been sworn enemies throughout time. I'd be kicked out of the union if I gave you a mulligan just because you were cute. To show you I mean business, I plan on ninja-napping your library spot on an undisclosed day in the near future.
 
Pansy perhaps. Or perhaps simply too lazy to actually plan my meals ahead of time and unthaw and then cook up my favored turkey burgers. Boca burgers come in nice little packages and cook up in 2 minutes. Yay.

Cute or not, pirates and ninjas have been sworn enemies throughout time. I'd be kicked out of the union if I gave you a mulligan just because you were cute. To show you I mean business, I plan on ninja-napping your library spot on an undisclosed day in the near future.

You actually think you can beat me to the library? :laugh:
 
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