Samoa receives a phone call late at night. A raspy voice on the other end of the phone says "I can see you. Can you see me?".
Samoa freaks out and hangs up the phone. Terrified she is frozen for a few seconds, paralyzed with fear, before realizing this is the time to act. She looks all around her, no one obvious in the room around her, but an endless stretch of darkness out of her two large windows in the room. No way of knowing who is out there, in the darkness, while she is in this brightly lit room. She starts slowly creeping towards the doorway into the next room as if being silent would somehow make a difference. Then there is a SLAM at the window, a pale hand crashing into it.
Samoa runs screaming into the next room, partially in fear, partially in fight mode.
Literally diving into the next room
Samoa can hear the sound of something beating against that window repeatedly in the previous room. Small glass figurines on the window sill shake and then crash to the ground, shattering on impact. Thankfully, the lights are off in this room and it gives
Samoa, after her eyes adjust, a better sense of what is outside of the window in this room. All she can see is the gentle rolling internet hills that always surround her internet cottage. Looking away from the window she starts slowly moving across the room.
Samoa is crawling, flat on the ground, across her living room towards her extensive meme weapon supply, just yards away in the weapon safe. The beating against the window eventually stops and
Samoa scrambles on the ground the last few yards to get to the safe. She fumbles with her key, her nervous hands shaking like leaves. She actually drops the key the first time and as she bends over to pick it up a large rock flies through the window in this room just a few feet from Samoa's head it crashes into the wall of the room.
Samoa again screams, but quickly regains her wits, tuning out all other stimuli as she picks up the key, jams it into the lock and unlocks it in one amazingly fluid motion. She opens up the safe and has multiple firearms in there, of which she grabs a meme gun loaded with reaction bullets. The most lethal form of firearm in the internet… smarm shot.
She still cannot see anyone outside of the window, though the wind outside whistles by the hole in the mirror in a very ominous way, cutting the silence in the least comfortable way possible. For a few seconds all anyone hears is the heavy breathing of
Samoa, her gun drawn and aimed out the window, and the whistle of wind moving past the hole in the window. Silence. Silence. Silence. THUD. There is a loud sound on the roof. A second later a second, perhaps heavier, sound hits the roof. Samoa backs herself into the corner of the room, unsure if she should stare at the ceiling or out of the window. The sounds on the roof increase in frequency as at least one, maybe many, heavy objects are moving across her roof causing the beams to creak under the weight. Then comes a very heavy crashing sound down her chimney and a big puff of black soot as something crashes down into her fireplace in the room.
Whatever it is,
Samoa fires right at it two times before she even stops to identify it. As the soot settles down she can make out what came down her chimney. It is the mangled body of
TheDrJojo, who was definitely dead before
Samoa shot him twice, but was extra dead after the gunshots. Scrambling is heard on the roof followed, a second later, by a heavy thud on the far side of the property.
Samoa rushes across to the other side of the cottage to look out the window, but she can't see anything or anyone by the time she gets there. Slowly returning to her living room she sees a soot coated note attached to
Jojo's body. It says "The neighborhood watch took care of this peeping tom for you. No one appreciates all the good we do".
TheDrJojo, aka "I have no idea what I'm doing dog", who would acquired items, most recently acquiring Devyn's squinty eyed fry glasses, has been killed
In memorium:
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night over. Day starts now. Deadline will be 2pm again, because I like that deadline
FBI.gov
that redhead
WildcatJ
Samoa
4Chan
**nyanko**
Memebase
**Lissarae**
DVMD
Packen
Swings
Nohika
SDP
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
Facebook
**Escalla**
PP
FTB
Reddit
JJohnston
foxy - TMIMITW
Wikipedia
**hedgie**
WolfSpeaker
tropical toucan
Orcagirl
KP
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
