This is a Memebase morning news report, with your anchor
SheepDog.
Thank you, and good morning to the denizens of the world wide web of porn! This is
SDP with your morning news. As the citizens of the internet are still recovering from the devastating flooding effects of the chocolate rain storm a few days ago, they should consider switching from umbrella to parka and brace themselves, as a winter storm is coming. A cold front is an unknown number of days away from the mainland and it might prove to be very chilly for those with damaged homes. With more info on the matter, lets go to our meteorologist, Ned Stark.
After a few seconds of silent gesturing, everyone gets the point without another word being said and the camera cuts back to
SDP who continues with the broadcast: Now in sad news. It appears that a local denizen of our fine community has passed tonight under some unusual circumstances. It appears that
Foxhunter, having just brokered a peace agreement between the israeli and palestinian nations went out to celebrate the accomplishment by dancing the Maori Haka with a pacific island tribe.
After doing the haka, foxhunter gave a brilliant performance of the Rachmaninov Piano Concerto no. 3.... on a xylophone. As the crowd rose to their feet in amazement at his brilliance, one woman went into labor. According to eyewitnesses Foxhunter proceeded to deliver the baby, cutting the cord with a Maori spear thrown from 50 yards. She was the talk of the party, including ones she wasn't at that night. As everyone cheered to her success they offered her the finest liquors on the island, but she opted for a Dos Equis. Again, according to eye witnesses when she drank the beer he began to choke and cough up blood. she fell to the ground and died moments later. Initially it was suspected that she may have been given a poisoned drink, but analysis of the dos equis showed that it wasnt poisoned, but rather was filled with pabst blue ribbon instead. It is suspected that FH's amazingly interesting body had an acute rejection reaction to the crappy beer and began to auto-lyse her own intestines in response.
The police are investigating for foul play, as no one would confuse dos equis for PBR.
FoxHunter, The Most Interesting Man In The World, who could escape any lynch and would seer anyone who tried to seer her, has been killed by skunked beer
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