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I suck this game. Sorry. Slap me if you must.
 
Sorry this will suck, but I have to go and can't give this my usual write up.

All of the memes wake up and take roll call. At least one is missing. Pet Pony is called again and again. She cannot be found. When they check her house they find that she is right there in the kitchen. Also she is in the bedroom. It seems someone has ripper her in two in quite a messy manner and left both shorn halves in different sides of the house. Ruh Roh. They look at the body and see that she was Dramatic Chipmunk, the one who would reveal something upon her death. Upon realizing this, they check her hand and in it is clenched a note. "A wikipedia member killed me"

In memorium:
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But that is not all. As the various memes begin to have yet another funeral for a lost loved one there is the sound of choking and gurgling from the back of the crowd of mourners. Everyone turns around to see what it is. JJ is arching backwards in pain. As she falls to the ground, a knife is seen implanted firmly in her back. She has been killed by someone in the crowd, but who knows who it was. No one! On autopsy (aka, throwing her body into the giant body pile) she is revealed to be I Regret Nothing Chicken, who could remorselessly continually throw other villagers under the bus a certain number of times rather than die, her ability to dodge death all used up, she died like any other villager. Maybe she will regret killing two villagers to save her useless hide now.

In memorium:
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Night over. Day starts. Deadline will be 2pm. Updated if needed.

Check the roster


FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream
Swings

4Chan

**nyanko**

Memebase

Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty

Facebook

**Escalla**

Reddit

**Packen**

Wikipedia

**hedgie**
tropical toucan
Orcagirl

Recycle Bin

SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus

Dyachei - Insanity Wolf

WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat

WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
PetPony - Dramatic Chipmunk
JJohnston - I Regret Nothing Chicken
 
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lynch orcagirl

That's fine. I'd hate to see us lose another villager. I did kill JJ, add my role allows me to kill another player. This is the only time I've used it and from the discussion in wiki, we were all planning to lynch JJ at the next lynch. I really thought she was a wolf because who will willing throw other villagers under the bus, especially when you can only do that as far i as can tell. Lynch me if you want, but you'll be killing a helpful villager.
 
If orca killed jj, another wiki member killed PP. lynch hedgie because I think both have been cleared so its 50/50. Correct me if I'm wrong.
 
Orca did state she was planning to kill JJ in our PMs.

Also, apologies to Escalla for not getting back to you tonight. I left right when night started and didn't get back home until just now. To answer your question, I'm really not sure if my methods are reliable. So...

lynch hedgie for now
 
BTW I don't think hedgie has ever been officially cleared since she's always been the snitch.
 
No worries Tropic. Thanks PP! Glad your dramatic effect was helpful.
lynch hedgie

Heavy losses lately. I don't like it. 😡
 
That's fine. I'd hate to see us lose another villager. I did kill JJ, add my role allows me to kill another player. This is the only time I've used it and from the discussion in wiki, we were all planning to lynch JJ at the next lynch. I really thought she was a wolf because who will willing throw other villagers under the bus, especially when you can only do that as far i as can tell. Lynch me if you want, but you'll be killing a helpful villager.

Was anyone REALLY pushing for lynching her in your group convos?
 
Well I have been suspicious of hedgie for a while. And I am not sure I trust orca...but she said she did it and no one else is saying they did, so I assume she is telling the truth. And if she were a wolf, I would assume that she would be using that ability much more often, and not to take out someone who is so super suspicious and would have been easy for the wolves to throw up for lynch.

Sooo...

lynch hedgie

I am off to the Scotland v Ireland rugby match today, so wont be back till after voting ends.
 
*****lynch tropic*****

I'm the brace yourself meme. Tropic has been asking for protection indefinitely. Maybe she wants to be protected while she does her kills.
 
Just woke up... completely exhausted.

FBI cleared both tropic and orca, which hedgie would have been the snitch for...

So either:

-Hedgie is a wolf and both orca and tropic are villagers but hedgie could not lie and claim they are wolves because that would backfire and cause her to be lynched.

OR

-Hedgie is a wolf and so is either orca OR tropic and hedgie covered for one of them.

OR

-Hedgie is a villager and the FBI investigations were wrong (I really highly doubt this is the case)

So....

lynch hedgie because I don't really see any way for her to be a villager given PP's info and the FBI snitchings....
 
*****lynch tropic*****

I'm the brace yourself meme. Tropic has been asking for protection indefinitely. Maybe she wants to be protected while she does her kills.


I've been asking for protection from the group because it came out on the thread that I might have some kind of "clearing" power. The protection only works at night...it wouldn't save me from a lynch which is all the wolves have to worry about anyway. Of course, if Hedgie turns out to be a wolf then my power doesn't work the way I hoped because I "cleared" her night before last.
 
*****lynch tropic*****

I'm the brace yourself meme. Tropic has been asking for protection indefinitely. Maybe she wants to be protected while she does her kills.

This is just wrong. Hedgie just told me her reasons for protecting Tropic and that she had just cleared her a few nights ago for the FBI. (See what I quoted from Tropic below). That's what Hedgie was telling me about in PMs. There was no way to me to clear her or really anyone else for that matter. I've been wondering about her for a while, though she seems to have been helpful. But this is just a lie about questioning Tropic, she never mentioned it in our PMs and she had been pretty open about it. So lynch Hedgie

I've been asking for protection from the group because it came out on the thread that I might have some kind of "clearing" power. The protection only works at night...it wouldn't save me from a lynch which is all the wolves have to worry about anyway. Of course, if Hedgie turns out to be a wolf then my power doesn't work the way I hoped because I "cleared" her night before last.

That would suck if your power doesn't work the way you thought, but between what Hedgie is saying here and in the PMs it just doesn't add up.

Also sorry again for killing JJ. I really thought something was going on with other villagers getting killed instead. Hopefully we're right about Hedgie.
 
This is just wrong. Hedgie just told me her reasons for protecting Tropic and that she had just cleared her a few nights ago for the FBI. (See what I quoted from Tropic below). That's what Hedgie was telling me about in PMs. There was no way to me to clear her or really anyone else for that matter. I've been wondering about her for a while, though she seems to have been helpful. But this is just a lie about questioning Tropic, she never mentioned it in our PMs and she had been pretty open about it. So lynch Hedgie



That would suck if your power doesn't work the way you thought, but between what Hedgie is saying here and in the PMs it just doesn't add up.

Also sorry again for killing JJ. I really thought something was going on with other villagers getting killed instead. Hopefully we're right about Hedgie.

Thanks for coming out with the info about the PMs. lynch hedgie
 
Also sorry again for killing JJ. I really thought something was going on with other villagers getting killed instead. Hopefully we're right about Hedgie.

It sucks that she counted as a villager, but we could have lost someone else if the conditions would have allowed her to throw someone under the bus. So I'm not too heartbroken.
 
Why couldn't PP just die quietly like a normal villager?
 
I still really believe that equineconstant has a separate win condition. When I went to kill sheeps, the SEER, EC was already there. Have fun with that info.
 
Soooo...can we accelerate the no-confidence vote and elect a new leader now? It'd be nice to use the power tonight....
 
I still really believe that equineconstant has a separate win condition. When I went to kill sheeps, the SEER, EC was already there. Have fun with that info.

Yeah, I was blocking Sheeps. I already said I have a blocking role every other night, and that was one of them. I didn't know Sheeps was the seer, of course, and at that point was suspicious of him. Totally wrong, as it turns out, but nothing I can do about that.

Bye, wolfie! :hello:
 
The crowds close in on hedgie. Who is, frankly, unrepentant. As they come toward him, he turns and runs to an alley. The various memes follow him into that alley where they see something that is not quite hedgie sitting at the end of it. Different. Darker. Occasionally glitching and morphing shape. He has shown his true form as a glitching virus, a killer of memes.

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There in the alley he mocks the other memes to try and take him. "Come on. I've never had trouble killing you all, just had trouble getting you alone to do it quietly. But if the cat is out of the bag, lets have a massacre!"

Tropical Tucan tries to run at Hedgie, but at the last second is tackled, from behind by orcagirl. Not a second too late either, as hedgie swung his arm a moment after both memes hit the ground, his arm turned into a blade like object, swinging over the heads of both of them. The two scramble away back towards the opening of the dead end alley. hedgie not wanting to lose the advantage that fear in the hearts of the memes gives to him, dashes down the hallway at them. The various memes begin to backpedal, and then frankly run away as hedgie comes at them. He is about to pounce onto packen who had tripped in all of the chaos and didnt get up fast enough to flee. As he is feet away, suddenly a shadow drops from the top of one of the buildings abutting the alley. hedgie tries to turn and face the shadow, but it is pointless, as when he tries to turn, two hands reach from behind him and grab his head tightly before jerking it at an uncomfortably awkward angle and making a sickening crack sound. As hedgie falls to the ground, EC can be seen behind him, EC just frowns and says "well that wasn't all that satisfying" and slowly EC walks away, through the crowd of terrified memes.

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As the memes slowly build up enough courage to look at Hedgie's body they see that hedgie was The Brace Yourself Meme, who could initiate "winter" but never did. In the mean time they had become A Worm Virus v2.0, the crazed killer of the virus crew

No memorium for villanous scum

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Day Over. Night begins. Not sure about the deadline, but get your PMs in.

Not going to call the vote quite yet for leader. If both of you agree, then function as if its official. If you disagree on who leads, then I'll decide it when i check back in.

FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream
Swings

4Chan

**nyanko**

Memebase

Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty

Facebook

**Escalla**

Reddit

**Packen**

Wikipedia

tropical toucan
Orcagirl

Recycle Bin

SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus

Dyachei - Insanity Wolf

WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat
WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
PetPony - Dramatic Chipmunk
JJohnston - I Regret Nothing Chicken

Hedgie - Brace Yourself - Worm Virus v2.0[/b]
 
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Day Over. Night begins. Not sure about the deadline, but get your PMs in.

Not going to call the vote quite yet for leader. If both of you agree, then function as if its official. If you disagree on who leads, then I'll decide it when i check back in.

FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream

4Chan

**nyanko**

Memebase

**PP**
Swings
Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
JJohnston

Facebook

**Escalla**

Reddit

**Packen**

Wikipedia

tropical toucan
Orcagirl

Recycle Bin

SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus

Dyachei - Insanity Wolf

WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I’m Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat

WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
Hedgie - Brace Yourself - Worm Virus v2.0

DocE, you forgot the deaths from last night cycle in the Recycle Bin.
 
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I knew you had turned, Hedgie.

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Tonight a most peculiar thing happened.

We cut to the streets late at night. Nyanko walks these streets, out drunk from a meme dinner. He (IDK what gender nyanko is, but it is a *he* for this write up. Deal with it) is completely oblivious to the fact that a force of pure evil has been following him ever since he left the restaurant. A shadow walks about 20 yards behind him, following his walking step for step so as to not make a single sound that would alert his prey. The drunken nyanko stumbles a bit as he walks, something the shadowy figure did not expect. Nyanko is sure he heard a noise that doesn't belong to his shuffling feet and he spins around, a bit dramatically and haphazardly due to his drunkenness. The shadowy figure has, by some unusual power, leapt straight into the air and is balancing easily on a small flagpole 12 feet off the ground. Nyanko, not thinking to look up, shrugs and then goes along his business. Namely, his business is getting up nice and cozy with the corner of a building and taking a leak on it. The shadowy figure slowly levitates down to the ground, floating softly. It then moves with silent steps (why didn't it do this from the start) over to Nyanko's back. It is creeping eerily close to him, its hands turning into sharpened blade like claws.

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Suddenly it is tackled out of the way by a meme launching itself across the landscape. The meme and the virus start rolling through the street from the impact of the tackle. Nyanko turns, midstream, to see this scuffle. He screams and runs, with his pants still loose and the micturation not entirely finished. But the virus no longer cares about him. No. This is personal now. For the virus flings its attacker off of it and through a window of a nearby supermart. It rises and slowly approaches the window, when a bag of flour flies out, the virus instinctively swipes at it with its claws and the white powder explodes everywhere blinding it. Out of the broken window leaps equine constant to face down its sworn enemy. EC dives at the flour covered beast, who snaps his fingers and blows away everything nearby as if there was an explosion of invisible force. Blow away the flour. Blows away the garbage on the street. Blows away the small puddle of urine left by nyanko. And blew away EC but not in the way it would have liked. You see would have blown away EC easily, if not for the fact that EC had already embedded her claws into the beasts chest. When the force did hit EC it could not rip its claws out of the beasts chest….at least not for a split second… and then it took a chunk of the chest with it. The virus screamed out in pain as EC crashed into the wall of the supermarket. Slowly regaining his bearings EC stared down the virus who yelled at him:

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EC went to attack it again, but the virus instead began floating away. Not wishing to continue the fight injured. EC turned around triumphant when she saw something that chilled her blood.

"Oh its you" muttered EC. The figure says nothing. It simply starts a sarcastic clap.
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"Shut up!" yells EC. The figure simply makes a solitary gesture, and suddenly EC is launched through the wall, not the window, of the supermarket.

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The figure walks into the supermarket rubble to finish the job, but EC manages to crawl out of back of the supermarket. Significantly injured from a mere run-in with this figure. He longs for death from the pain of this attack, but his instinct to keep seeking revenge prevents him from giving into death quite yet.

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There is no death tonight.

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EC is seriously injured and can talk but cannot vote. Deadline is 2pm tomorrow unless I have free time and the vote is overwhelming

FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream
Swings

4Chan

**nyanko**

Memebase

Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty

Facebook

**Escalla**

Reddit

**Packen**

Wikipedia

tropical toucan
Orcagirl

Recycle Bin

SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus

Dyachei - Insanity Wolf

WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat
WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
PetPony - Dramatic Chipmunk
JJohnston - I Regret Nothing Chicken

Hedgie - Brace Yourself - Worm Virus v2.0[/b]
 
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Well that was strange. Will think on everything overnight. Glad we still have a villager!
 
Not sure who now so ****lynch lissa****
I will be gone all day. 36 hole day for the tournament. So don't lynch me bc I'm a villager and I'll be very sad if that's what I come back to. Happy hunting! Go villagers!!! 🙂
 
Not sure who now so ****lynch lissa****
I will be gone all day. 36 hole day for the tournament. So don't lynch me bc I'm a villager and I'll be very sad if that's what I come back to. Happy hunting! Go villagers!!! 🙂

I investigated Lissa the night after I moved to reddit. She is NOT a virus.

So a virus tried to kill nyanko, but was blocked perhaps? Maybe by EC, you have mentioned on the thread before that your ability is to block. I am thinking the "other" attacker in this instance was Orca?? Just speculating, because in the write-up it obviously was not a virus who attacked EC second.

I am going to wait and see if EC blocked anyone last night...that may be my lynch vote.
 
Just woke up from a nap... feel like someone has sucker punched me in the stomach a few hundred times.... ugh... probably going back to sleep..

so just in case I can't check in by end of deadline....

Lynch escalla

She used FB's ability to PM me last night and was fishing for info about who has been cleared, etc.. seemed odd to me. Nothing solid, but it is the best I have right now...

Will try to check back later.
 
Just a modified roster list as the members of wikipedia have agreed to "no confidence/revote/swapping". Basically they want to flip flop leadership.

FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream
Swings

4Chan

**nyanko**

Memebase

**EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty**
Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0

Facebook

**Escalla**

Reddit

**Packen**

Wikipedia

**Orcagirl**
tropical toucan

Recycle Bin

SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus

Dyachei - Insanity Wolf

WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat
WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
PetPony - Dramatic Chipmunk
JJohnston - I Regret Nothing Chicken
Hedgie - Brace Yourself - Worm Virus v2.0
 
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Ok so I was the one who attacked EC last night. My power has only been activated for the past few nights and I was only told it *may* do something harmful. Or it may only leave someone perplexed. I tried it on nohika, hedgie, JJ, then EC last night. That was the first time anything happened. At first I thought nothing would happen if the person was a villager and something harmful would happen if the person was a wolf. But then nothing happened with hedgie and we all know how that turned out. So I used it on EC because she's been at the top of the lynch list for a while now anyway and I wanted to know what it would do. Like orca, I probably won't use it again.

So I know this probably looks suspicious but now you all know why I thought hedgie was ok up until PP's death, and what happened last night. Orca and I are switching leader roles so someone can feel free to use her to snitch on me because I now have nothing to hide.

Also, I snitched on orca last night and she's a villager.
 
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