This is it, thinks
SheepDogpsu. This is the moment I die, is the only thought running through
SDP's head, over and over. Backed into the corner of a dead end alley with a shadowy figure staring them down. How did they get to this situation. Such a blur of poor decisions. Starting with early this evening.
Earlier this evening
SDP was eating a fine dinner at
WTF's house. Chatting her up. Generally having a great time.
SDP figured it was just friendly, but there was something about the way
WTF was looking at SDP that night which should have told a different story. Politely cleaning the table and rinsing the dishes,
SDP obliviously missed all the signals from
WTF that she did not want to see
SDP go. To be honest, how you missed the "laying on the dining room table naked" signal is beyond me, but still
SDP didn't think this was anything but friendly. As they excused themselves from
WTF's house without so much as a goodnight kiss,
SDP thought "I wonder if maybe I should have stuck around a bit longer and helped her get her clothes cleaned. It seemed awfully odd that she spilled a little tomato sauce on them and she decided to strip naked completely to wash the shoulder of her shirt". This thought should have kept
SDP there, but it didn't.
SDP probably should have made a better choice when that random street urchin,
orcagirl stopped in the street to ask if
SDP could spare a handgun.
SDP, feeling extra Christian charity, decided to do exactly that and hand over his trusty meme killer handgun. As
orcagirl sprinted off shooting haphazardly into the air,
SDP could just think to himself "Im sort of sad I never got to fire my gun haphazardly like that. I may never know that simple pleasure". He just kept on walking towards the bad part of town. "You stay classy, little kid" was his thought, rather than "hey… maybe I should keep that gun".
But really the worst decision of the night had to be when he saw the strange black glitching figure in the alleyway. To be fair, he initially thought the figure was just blurry… perhaps pixilated. And he had been drinking a lot of three penis wine while at
WTF's house. But still, when you see something twitching in and out of existence, its dimensions changing rather much second-to-second you should assume it is either a tweaking junkie or a virus.
SDP assumed it was a puppy, for all I know. And walked down this dead end alley to meet it. Needless to say, he was very shocked when it lunged at him and began scratching wildly at his face. He managed to escape from it, but unfortunately he escaped in a way that put the glitching virus directly between him and the exit. Slowly being backed more and more into the corner until he finally was pressed against the back of the dead end. This is where we find him now. And this is where we see the virus get to make its kill. It leaps forward, its shape modifying into a spiky creature.
SDP falls to the ground in fear waiting for it to hit him… but it never does. A gunshot rings out first and a monsterous scream rings out.
SDP opens his eyes to see the virus, grazed by a bullet has turned its attention towards the opening to the alley, where
WTF stands with a gun. "BACK OFF!" yells
WTF. The Virus just snickers "Or what…. You'll shoot me?".
WTF cocks her gun and goes to fire again, but the gun just clicks, depleted of rounds already.
WTF's face just goes into this deep depression. "I had a gun, but only one bullet… FWP". The virus flies full speed at her, barreling into her chest and pinning her to the ground.
WTF begins yelling for
SDP to help her.
SDP instead uses this opportunity to sprint away, leaving
WTF to be attacked until death by the virus that is sitting on her chest.
WhtsTheFrequency, aka First World Problems, has saved SDP from death in exchange for her own life
In memorium:
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Sorry for the super long night round. Day round will be 2PM. That seems to be a good time for everyone to debate and vote. (Plus it will let me do 2pm/8pm rounds, which are what everyone seems most likely to work well with)
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FBI.gov
that redhead
WildcatJ
Samoa
4Chan
**FFM**
dyachei
nyanko
Memebase
**Lissarae**
DVMD
Packen
Swings
Nohika
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
Facebook
**Escalla**
PP
FTB
Reddit
JJohnston
foxy - TMIMITW
DrJojo
SheepDogpsu
Wikipedia
**hedgie**
WolfSpeaker
tropical toucan
Orcagirl
KP
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
WTF - First World Problems