Her rap sheet would read "charged with being useless". A meme without merit. A meme who couldn't even be stirred by the constant threat of death around every corner. Having barely said a word, she had earned the ire of enough people to lead in the voting. The FBI quietly sat at their podiums chewing gum and wasting time while awaiting the trial of dear
FTB. She was to be tried for uselessness and, likely, found guilty. It was a quiet day at the judgment square, with so few votes actually placed. Deadline was't even for another 30 minutes... hell.... someone else could even face trial by the end of the day. But they sent the denizens out to get
FTB anyway.
(actual photo of wildcatJ embedded here)
But that trial never came. In the confusions of bringing
FTB in, there was an accident. While being pulled out of her house in electronic chains she finally started talking. It started with snark. "oh, you're going to arrest me, huh? How novel" and "You think your role is more important than mine? I **** out roles like you for breakfast." As she was brought closer and closer to the center of town the comments became panicked. "Wait… I can't stand trial. I have so much more vital things to do." She began pulling on her bindings and dragging her feet. A couple of the memes who had taken her hostage began to rough her up a bit in order to break some of her resolve to resist. Somehow in the small bit of pushing and shoving,
FTB got untied and tackled
FH to the ground.
FTB pulled a knife from
FH's belt and swung wildly at the couple people trying to close in on her.
SDP was sliced on the arm and
DVM took a small nick just below her eye from the crazed FTB. The escaping captive did the only thing that seemed logical to her at this point, and sprinted. She sprinted for the first thing totally clear path she saw, the path to the google gorge cliff.
From that point forward everyone's story takes a different turn. The only thing they agree on is that five memes chased
FTB right up the Cliffside and that when she realized she had run to a dead end she threatened to take her own life with the knife right there on the cliff to prevent herself from being taken alive. Everyone agrees
SDP ran in first and grabbed the hand wielding the knife, entering into a struggle of strength. And everyone agrees that everyone else piled on, attempting to subdue
FTB. What no one agrees on totally from there is what exactly happened to
FTB. Some say it was an accident, others say she was thrown by one of the memes. Either way, the knife exited the fight by flying down the hill and softly rolling down the grass a few feet.
FTB exited the fight by flying over the cliff and down into the gorge below.
DVM swears that the last thing she heard
FTB say was "I see you are all new here… I'll forgive you for coming after me." Maybe all the involved memes seek forgiveness for what some of them may have done in their anger.
You have lynched FromTheBox, Condescending Wonka, who could revive a player one time
In Memorium:
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Day Over. Night Begins. Deadline is 8pm. Get your shizz in.
I did forget *one* vote, but it isnt relevant to the result. Just so all the info is out there.
Oh look, we didn't displace or kill a team leader for once.
FBI.gov
that redhead
WildcatJ
Samoa
4Chan
**nyanko**
Memebase
**Lissarae**
DVMD
Packen
Swings
Nohika
SDP
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
Facebook
**Escalla**
PP
Reddit
**foxy** - TMIMITW
JJohnston
Wikipedia
**hedgie**
WolfSpeaker
tropical toucan
Orcagirl
KP
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
I was gonna say something, but i guess it could be taken as strategy, and no strategy from dead people.... sad that i am no long in this game, longest I've ever survived and most "useful" i've ever been...
