This, my friends, is the law of unintended consequences.
CMG: "We need contracts. Our company has value only to the degree we take cash off the top. More sites, more contracts, more docs, more cash off the top. Let's talk to Best Hospital System."
Best Hospital System: "I suppose we are interested in you staffing our hospitals, but our reimbursement is affected by metrics such as HCAHPs scores, and if the ED provides a bad experience, our reimbursement goes down. You can staff our hospitals, but you need to meet Super Fast Door-to-Doc time metric, and Super Duper Press Ganey threshold. If you don't, we dock your group's pay by 15%."
CMG: "That sounds good to us. We can always ratchet down pay where needed, and we have tons of docs across the country that we can plug in here. We are in, and will deliver your Super Duper LOS and Press Ganey scores!"
CMG to Docs: "Listen up, people. I don't care if the patients leave without getting their workup complete. You need to click the button on the chart within 10 minutes. If they leave without being seen after that, they won't get a PG survey, and your LOS goal will be met. The excellent news is that if you meet these metrics, your pay will not receive a 15% penalty that it will receive if you miss. And if you miss, we will cut the PA in triage to make up for the cost, so that we can continue to drive profit to shareholders!"
Quality Frontline Attending Physician: "How in gods name did this keeping track of metric BS start? As a resident I was largely shielded from the absolute nonsense that is doc to door time, LOS, press ganey, etc etc etc. But now as an attending for the past year Im getting hammered with it. We just recently had an email telling us to get our arses out in the waiting room and draw blood if needed to get our LOS and doc to door times down or theyd take away a PA. How did this begin?"
This may seem bad, but it gets even worse...
Gullible Civilian: "Healthcare is too expensive, and I read a mom blog post referencing an obscure non-peer reviewed journal that said quality of healthcare in this country is not only expensive, it's also bad. Fix it!"
CMS: "Well then, we should start to pay for quality, and not just fee-for-service! It's too expensive, and it rewards things like... well, cardiologists doing all sorts of heart catheterizations for no good reason, to just rack up a bill."
Gullible civilian: "Fix it! Fix it!"
CMS: "Simple. We will review all of their heart catheterizations, and pay them based on quality. In this case, it's pretty easy, we can pay them based on their mortality rate! If people die, they get paid less. Live, paid more. What do you think?"
Gullible civilian: "It's perfect!"
Fast forward 2 years:
ER doctor: "Good morning, cardiologist. I have a patient here, Gullible Civilian, in the ED with a massive AMI s/p ROSC after a VF cardiac arrest."
Cardiologist: "Well, we aren't taking Gullible Civilian to the cath lab. They're too sick right now. Far too unstable. Treat them medically, and we will cath them in a couple of days, if they are still alive."
Fortunately, Cardiologist's PCI statistics are pristine, and the mortality rate is extremely low, making this facility a center of excellence, paid out in full for the highest quality.
(This is not an indictment of cardiologists, you can plug and play speciality and situation of your choice here. Most physicians I know across the board are wonderful professionals with the best of intentions and are suffering in a broken system with the rest of us.)