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This is the most amusing thing I've ever read!
Oh man, you need to go read the "things I've learned from my patients" and other such threads in the EM forum.
This is the most amusing thing I've ever read!
At University X, I had an interview with a psychiatrist (I think many weird interviews start out this way). I was waiting in his waiting room, and the guy next to me just starts repeating, "I want to kill you" quietly enough so that I'm the only one who hears it.
Somehow, I think mentioning this will break the ice with Dr. Y, so as we walk into his office, I tell him the guy next to me wants to kill me.
His response?
"And how does that make you feel?"
Had an interview at Texas Tech where we got to talking about my recent travelling to Europe and more specifically about Italy. He then went on to tell me...for 30 minutes...the history of pizza. Its origins, formal uses, changes made the recipe in the US. If I dont get in to med school, I guess I now know enough about pizza that I could open up a franchise.
This person was clearly playing you.
I dunno if this was bizarre......but definitely unprofessional, and DEFINITELY flattering 🙂
I, (a male) walk into the room to find an MS2 interviewer (female, and same ethnicity) waiting.
Her: "Hello! You must be..____!?"
Me: "Yes! Its great to meet you, thanks for taking the time to see me today!"
Her: "Hahaha. Ohhhh...I love to interview applicants....gee, you sure look HANDSOME TODAY dont you!?"
Me: "You gotta dress for the job you want, right? haha"
Her: " Wow....you could totally be in an asian boy band or something! I see you have musicianship skills in your application. Have you ever considered that?"
Me: (feeling weird) "Uh...no. never."
Her: "Hmmm. hehe, i see. Well, so,....... tell me about yourself! What are you doing nowadays? You are out of school? Any girlfriends?"
Me: "Well yeah, Im done with school, and ive been with my girlfriend for two years now. Shes wonderful. And very supportive of me pursuing medicine.....(continue, trying to steer the conversation to medicine and what i did in college)
Her: (after 20 minutes of me talking and answering why I wanted to go to the school) "I think this school would be a GREAT fit for you. We could use more really great guys like you! I like that you found what you wanted to do while in college! It seems like you did so much in those years.....how did you find time to socialize!? or even date? Does your girlfiend miss you a lot?!"
Me: "I had lots of time to enjoy college....lots of friends and everything. My girlfiend is premed too, so she understands."
Her: "WOW. You're lucky!...Lots of med students have significant others... Shes lucky. I wish i had someone like that."
Me: Smiling....and waiting for the next question)
Her: Ok...So...any questions for me? (I asked her a couple questions)
Her: "Ok then!!! Well, i think you are good to go, and I believe i have enough to say good things about you! Im gonna go ahead and give you my card here, it has my mailbox, email, and phone number there if you have any questions or want to contact me!....You know...its great that you live in the area so if you even wanna meet for coffee sometime or dinner, or hang out or do something together, you have my number! Dont be shy, im available almost every monday night, cause we have exams monday mornings hahaha."
Me: "yes, of course. thank you again for your time."
She then walks over, i put out my hand to shake, but instead she gives me a hug and escorts me out......😳.....
Note: i never contacted her afterwords, nor sent a thank you note. i was later accepted, and i have not told my gf about this 😱
At one of my Pritzker interviews, I was asked about my favorite writers. I told her how I love to read contemporary Chinese literature but despise Amy Tan because she tends to write generic melodrama. Then I saw this open hardcover book on her desk and asked her what she was reading. She showed it to me.
It was the Bonesetter's Daughter by Amy Tan.
I didn't cease my diatribe because otherwise she would've added hypocritical to the list of my attributes.
It is unfortunate that there are so many brainwashed folks in Taiwan. To the people on mainland China, Taiwan is still part of China because a third-party USA intervened in the civil war. It's as if Britain helped the defeated Confederates establish a new border of Florida. Mao defeated the Nationalists who fled to Taiwan (basically commies vs. dictators). They both planned still planned to take each other over, but in 1950, Truman deployed the Seventh Fleet preventing either side from attacking. In 1955, Congress enacted the Formosa Resolution pledging American defense of Taiwan. This was in addition to the billions of dollars of US taxpayers dollars sent for economic aid and also military aid. America still continues to provide Taiwan with military tech, while the Taiwan lobby is still strong in America.
My dad did a teaching stint in Taiwan helped enlighten me further. In Taiwan, the entire culture seems to be anti-China. The kids are schooled from a young age about the horrors Communist China and how different they are. The Taiwanese language is Chinese. The written form is Chinese. The spoken form is pretty much Shanghai dialect mixed in with some Beijing Mandarin. Btw, when I went to visit the Forbidden City in Beijing, I noticed how empty it was. Guess what? A lot of that stuff are in museums in Taiwan mixed in with stuff about Chiang Kai-shek.
Back on topic.
I went to UBuff and to prepare, I read through the interview guide here on SDN. There was one guy you would quiz you on newspaper clippings and also ask about the state of medicine in America. One question on SDN that was posted was about the number of people uninsured in America. I did not know, so I looked it up before the interview. During the interview, I got the same question from that same guy. After my interview, I heard him grumbling something about that "dang student doctor network." 🙂
I dunno if this was bizarre......but definitely unprofessional, and DEFINITELY flattering 🙂
I, (a male) walk into the room to find an MS2 interviewer (female, and same ethnicity) waiting.
Her: "Hello! You must be..____!?"
Me: "Yes! Its great to meet you, thanks for taking the time to see me today!"
Her: "Hahaha. Ohhhh...I love to interview applicants....gee, you sure look HANDSOME TODAY dont you!?"
Me: "You gotta dress for the job you want, right? haha"
Her: " Wow....you could totally be in an asian boy band or something! I see you have musicianship skills in your application. Have you ever considered that?"
Me: (feeling weird) "Uh...no. never."
Her: "Hmmm. hehe, i see. Well, so,....... tell me about yourself! What are you doing nowadays? You are out of school? Any girlfriends?"
Me: "Well yeah, Im done with school, and ive been with my girlfriend for two years now. Shes wonderful. And very supportive of me pursuing medicine.....(continue, trying to steer the conversation to medicine and what i did in college)
Her: (after 20 minutes of me talking and answering why I wanted to go to the school) "I think this school would be a GREAT fit for you. We could use more really great guys like you! I like that you found what you wanted to do while in college! It seems like you did so much in those years.....how did you find time to socialize!? or even date? Does your girlfiend miss you a lot?!"
Me: "I had lots of time to enjoy college....lots of friends and everything. My girlfiend is premed too, so she understands."
Her: "WOW. You're lucky!...Lots of med students have significant others... Shes lucky. I wish i had someone like that."
Me: Smiling....and waiting for the next question)
Her: Ok...So...any questions for me? (I asked her a couple questions)
Her: "Ok then!!! Well, i think you are good to go, and I believe i have enough to say good things about you! Im gonna go ahead and give you my card here, it has my mailbox, email, and phone number there if you have any questions or want to contact me!....You know...its great that you live in the area so if you even wanna meet for coffee sometime or dinner, or hang out or do something together, you have my number! Dont be shy, im available almost every monday night, cause we have exams monday mornings hahaha."
Me: "yes, of course. thank you again for your time."
She then walks over, i put out my hand to shake, but instead she gives me a hug and escorts me out......😳.....
Note: i never contacted her afterwords, nor sent a thank you note. i was later accepted, and i have not told my gf about this 😱
I dunno if this was bizarre......but definitely unprofessional, and DEFINITELY flattering 🙂
I, (a male) walk into the room to find an MS2 interviewer (female, and same ethnicity) waiting.
Her: "Hello! You must be..____!?"
Me: "Yes! Its great to meet you, thanks for taking the time to see me today!"
Her: "Hahaha. Ohhhh...I love to interview applicants....gee, you sure look HANDSOME TODAY dont you!?"
Me: "You gotta dress for the job you want, right? haha"
Her: " Wow....you could totally be in an asian boy band or something! I see you have musicianship skills in your application. Have you ever considered that?"
Me: (feeling weird) "Uh...no. never."
Her: "Hmmm. hehe, i see. Well, so,....... tell me about yourself! What are you doing nowadays? You are out of school? Any girlfriends?"
Me: "Well yeah, Im done with school, and ive been with my girlfriend for two years now. Shes wonderful. And very supportive of me pursuing medicine.....(continue, trying to steer the conversation to medicine and what i did in college)
Her: (after 20 minutes of me talking and answering why I wanted to go to the school) "I think this school would be a GREAT fit for you. We could use more really great guys like you! I like that you found what you wanted to do while in college! It seems like you did so much in those years.....how did you find time to socialize!? or even date? Does your girlfiend miss you a lot?!"
Me: "I had lots of time to enjoy college....lots of friends and everything. My girlfiend is premed too, so she understands."
Her: "WOW. You're lucky!...Lots of med students have significant others... Shes lucky. I wish i had someone like that."
Me: Smiling....and waiting for the next question)
Her: Ok...So...any questions for me? (I asked her a couple questions)
Her: "Ok then!!! Well, i think you are good to go, and I believe i have enough to say good things about you! Im gonna go ahead and give you my card here, it has my mailbox, email, and phone number there if you have any questions or want to contact me!....You know...its great that you live in the area so if you even wanna meet for coffee sometime or dinner, or hang out or do something together, you have my number! Dont be shy, im available almost every monday night, cause we have exams monday mornings hahaha."
Me: "yes, of course. thank you again for your time."
She then walks over, i put out my hand to shake, but instead she gives me a hug and escorts me out......😳.....
Note: i never contacted her afterwords, nor sent a thank you note. i was later accepted, and i have not told my gf about this 😱
U Pitt the other day... The interviewer asked me why I wanted to go to Pitt. I responded with:
"I like the PBR... PBL... Problem Based Learning system..."
I hope he/she isn't a big fan of cheap beer...
Vanilla so everyone would enjoy eating me."If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?"
Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Albert Fish so everyone would enjoy eating me."If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would they be and why?"
Hannibal Lecter. He seems like an interesting guy, and I've thought of going into psychiatry."If you could meet any famous literary character, who would you meet?"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing; they were both stuck up b*tches."Tell me a joke."
"If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?"
Vanilla so everyone would enjoy eating me.
Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Albert Fish so everyone would enjoy eating me.
Hannibal Lecter. He seems like an interesting guy, and I've thought of going into psychiatry.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing; they were both stuck up b*tches.
Interviewer has a stroke in the middle of the session. I take advantage of the situation by peeing all over the unconscious man because I know the paramedics will assume that he lost control of his bladder when he fell into a coma. Three weeks later I was interviewed again and accepted about a month thereafter.
there were trolls back in 2004?
Last cycle, a friend of mine got into an argument with his interviewer.
Interviewer: any family in medicine?
Friend: my dad was a doctor, but he retired
Interviewer: how old was he when he retired?
Friend: 55
Interviewer: why would he retire at 55?
Friend: he was tired of medicine/it wasn't for him
Interviewer: i don't believe that. he's probably just lazy.
Friend defends his dad....leads to a big argument...got rejected from a school he almost definitely would've been accepted to (or at LEAST waitlisted) with even a decent interview.
Everyone on SDN at my one interview recognized my username and I didn't even offer it up... I had communicated with another interviewer beforehand that we'd be there together so I got, "You're Bacchus, right?" NDBDoes "Omg, you're SHEMARTY!" (by fellow interviewees, not interviewers!) count?
Not bizarre, but coincidental.
I'll start by saying that I have "SURGERY" all over my application, and my most extensive shadowing experiences have been in surgical oncology.
At Baylor, my two interviewers were a faculty member and a 4th year medical student. The faculty member was in surgical oncology. The med student was applying for general surgery residency programs.
I asked the students who gave us the orientation session, and they said that it was completely random!
To top it off, the faculty interviewer had volunteered with the same organization as I had back when he was in medical school. It was an after school program for kids who had asthma through the American Lung Association. Had absolutely nothing to do with surgery, but it was still something to talk about. Go figure!
Oh, I'd like to meet Shemarty. That would be interesting...And then, even more bizarre is the fact that I recognized shemarty JUST BECAUSE she was talking about being perfectly matched (interests-wise) with her Baylor interviewer.And it was only when she said that that I recognized her...for some reason I didn't make any sort of connection between the profile pic and the actual person. I don't know what it is exactly but I think you look different in person, shemarty. Go figure.
I heard she actually has a second brain where her appendix would be...Oh, I'd like to meet Shemarty. That would be interesting...
one of my interviewers at duke fell asleep while talking to me.
Oh, I'd like to meet Shemarty. That would be interesting...
Nothing minor about it.It's like meeting a minor celebrity, right? 😉 😀