- Joined
- Jun 5, 2004
- Messages
- 186
- Reaction score
- 0
ill let you know in a week or two.
interviewer: i see you are in a basketball class, who taught it
me thoughts: i have not been to that class in ages (attendance unnecessary graded P/F) and i have no idea what my teachers name is. she can't be testing me, she must know someone involved in the bball program.
me: why do you ask, do you know the coach of the team?
interviewer: yeah i know coach ---- does he teach your class
me thoughts: crisis averted
me: he is busy with the team so he they have someone else teach my class. my class is open to all students not just members of the team.
another bizzare moment came to mind. the med school told me i would be interviewed by a MD. PhD. psychiatrist i found out he went to my undergrad so we were talking about his schooling
interviewer: so after graduating from ---- undergrad, i went to ---- to get my PhD.
me: so you got your MD separate from your PhD?
interviewer: what?
me: you didn't do MD-PhD, you got one after the other?
interviewer: i don't have an MD, i am a psychologist
me: i apologize, the paper they gave me says that you are a psychiatrist and that you have an MD PhD
interviewer: i keep telling them to change that, and they keep telling me i have to sign with MD PhD.
after great interview at dream school i go sight seeing with other interviewees. we are waiting for a train and it is cold so i am wearing my new york jets ski cap. some guy who does not seem terribly sane approaches me, the following ensues:
some guy: your wearing the wrong team my friend
me: sorry, this is all i got
sg: so your from new york?
me: yeah
sg: are you jewish?
me thoughts: either i look a lot more jewish then i thought, he assumes everyone from ny is jewish, or he has some great jewdar.
me: yes
sg: i don't really like new york:
me: its not bad
sg: i dont want you to take this personally but the jews in new york are so obnoxious, they think they own everything. not you in particular though
me: (frightened) ok
sg: and the ones that call themselves religious, they are the worst mother******,
me: nervous grin, nod
sg: i mean they are so obnoxious, just because they had a holocaust doesn't mean they have a right to everything. we had slavery, and we are no like that. u know what i mean right?
me: more nervous nodding, i look at the interviewees with me and their jaws are on the floor.
sg: you know what the worst thing about the jews is?
me: no
sg: they are a bunch of ****in racists, u know i would not say it if it were not true.
me: unbelievably uncomfortable, somewhat shaken, nod and walk away.
Amazing thing is, the place this happened at is still my dream school, and i would go there in a heartbeat. now i am armed with a story on the first day of classes.
^ so did you get in?
Looks like we're going to need a new most bizarre interview moment thread!
Actually, there is no longer a 1,000 post limit to each thread. Carry on.
Actually, there is no longer a 1,000 post limit to each thread. Carry on.
since this thread was revived, i thought id update: i ended up getting in.
Not a med school interview (unfortunately/fortunately), but when I was interviewing for Harvard for undergrad, my interviewer mentioned that her car had been stolen. I asked her what car she drove, and she told me it was an Acura Integra. I immediately reply with, "Oh yes, those are really popular with car thieves. You can swap out the mechanicals really easily with Civics so it's even more difficult to trace the parts after they're chopped out of the car."
She gives me this really strange look like she's thinking, "Why does this guy know so much about stealing cars?" I quickly changed the subject and asked her what it was like to be a journalism major and work on the paper.
If that wasn't enough to keep me out by itself, then my entirely-too-honest take on the IB program probably sealed the deal.
At the medical school that's a part of the university where I did undergrad, before a panel of interviewers:
Interviewer 1: "So, it says here you're a Resident Advisor in [undisclosed] Hall. What have you learned as an RA that will help you in the field of medicine?"
Me: "Uh...how to deal with naked people?" (blanked, first thing that came to my head)
Interviewer 1: "Go on."
Me: (completely babbling) "Well, for example the other night I was on duty and this intoxicated girl came in topless, lettin it all hang out. At first my co-RA and I were concerned about sexual assault, but she was just like 'No, my bra strap got twisted so I took it off.' We asked her if she wanted to put it back on, but she wanted to go back to her room first. She had walked back from the bar like that. I thought that was weird until later when another RA told me a girl came in bottomless. There's a lot of naked people in the dorms."
[awkward pause]
Interviewer 2: "Hey, doesn't your son live in [the same undisclosed] Hall?"
Interviewer 1: "Yeah, he's probably one of the naked ones."
Interviewer: I see you studied Chinese, I speak Chinese so lets have our interview in Chinese ok?
Me: I would prefer it in English
Interviewer: Oh....
Later in the interview
Interviewer: Back to Chinese, Have you ever been to China?
Me: Yes I studied abroad there the summer after my freshman year
Interviewer: Where else in the world have you been?
Me: ::listed everywhere off:: In Asia, Japan, China, Taiwan
Interviewer: Taiwan?? What are the differences between Taiwan and China??
Me trying to remain neutral: In Taiwan they use traditional characters so I cant read anything as I learned Simplified
Interviewer: What else?
Me still trying to remain neutral: Well people tended to speak slower in Taiwan, so it was easier for me to understand. Though this may because my Chinese level improved between when I went to China and when I went to Taiwan.
Interviewer: No I want you to tell me societal differences between the two
and it only went downhill from there
The taiwanese and chinese are really bitter towards each other. I have a really good taiwanese friend and she tells me that Taiwanese people hate it when you call them Chinese or vice versa. There's a lot of bitterness between the two nations. Its the same deal with Italians and Sicilians. Never call an italian a sicilian or vice versa. Oh and its also somewhat true of Pakistanis and bangladeshis and indians and of Cyprians and Greeks.
The taiwanese and chinese are really bitter towards each other. I have a really good taiwanese friend and she tells me that Taiwanese people hate it when you call them Chinese or vice versa. There's a lot of bitterness between the two nations. Its the same deal with Italians and Sicilians. Never call an italian a sicilian or vice versa. Oh and its also somewhat true of Pakistanis and bangladeshis and indians and of Cyprians and Greeks.
Not a med school interview (unfortunately/fortunately), but when I was interviewing for Harvard for undergrad, my interviewer mentioned that her car had been stolen. I asked her what car she drove, and she told me it was an Acura Integra. I immediately reply with, "Oh yes, those are really popular with car thieves. You can swap out the mechanicals really easily with Civics so it's even more difficult to trace the parts after they're chopped out of the car."
She gives me this really strange look like she's thinking, "Why does this guy know so much about stealing cars?" I quickly changed the subject and asked her what it was like to be a journalism major and work on the paper.
If that wasn't enough to keep me out by itself, then my entirely-too-honest take on the IB program probably sealed the deal.
Haha, I look back on one of the undergrad interviews I had and realize what an idiot I was and how little I knew how to interview (read: BS). My interviewer asked the question "What do you like to read?" and I said "I really don't like to read...much of the assigned reading of high school has sucked the enjoyment out of it for me--whenever I try to read anything for fun it feels like I'm assigned it and I'm taking mental notes for a future test."
So I told her I don't like to read, don't read the newspaper...I thought she was being mean at the time but in retrospect she must've been thinking "my God this kid's an idiot not to even lie about it."
interviewer: "why'd your parents move to the states?"
me: "well, there are a few reasons...[explain some of them] and my dad said there was too much competition in his home country and he knew his children would be too lazy to succeed. I guess he was right..."
i've heard nothing from this school for a while. i'm too lazy to call them up and find anything out. 🙁
And what exactly was that take?
The taiwanese and chinese are really bitter towards each other. I have a really good taiwanese friend and she tells me that Taiwanese people hate it when you call them Chinese or vice versa. There's a lot of bitterness between the two nations. Its the same deal with Italians and Sicilians. Never call an italian a sicilian or vice versa. Oh and its also somewhat true of Pakistanis and bangladeshis and indians and of Cyprians and Greeks.
That while it was fun, it seemed to be a lot of busy work. I believe I referenced the famous "IB, therefore IBS" slogan.
hahah.. thats what i thought when i read itIrritable bowel syndrome?
yea, i never understood the taiwanese/chinese thing. they are all the same people essentially. they need to get over themselves.
since this thread was revived, i thought id update: i ended up getting in.
Irritable bowel syndrome?
Lol, the "taiwanese" need to get over themselves! 😀
History refresher: Formosa (the island that's Taiwan) has traditionally been part of China. Communist Chinese under Mao revolted in mid-late 1940s. The Nationalist Chinese were defeated and fled across the strait to Formosa. The Communist forces didn't chase them across the strait to the island. Now the Nationalists want to declare independence.