nerdiest pick-up line ever

[Predoctalk]

I heard the most ridiculous pick-up line of all time the other day and I figured I should pass it on...

Guy: "Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!"

Girl: "huh?" (with WTF look on her face)

Me: Trying (and failing) not to choke on the pizza I had just taken a bite of...

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[MowgliR]

I can't spell nucleophile without U!

 

[Gbrando2]

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

 

[saycheeese]

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

 

[CrazyTeeth]

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

W-O-W. 😱

 

[UnD3R0aTh]

if i could be an enzyme, i would be dna helicase so that i could unzip your genes.

 

[ZzZzSleepyhead]

Aahhah slick.

 

[Kneecoal]

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

hahaha you're all laughing, you've never heard that one before??


I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

[rvali001]

^^^^^
LOL!

I got a few good ones

- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

 

[prsndwg]

loooooooooooooooooooolll

 

[icedspice]

- If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

👍👍
you kinda made my day

 

[yuppers]

So ladies do they actually work? 😏

 

[marina1285]

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

I use that one on the boys at bars... works like a charm.

 

[marina1285]

So ladies do they actually work? 😏

absolutely.

 

[yuppers]

absolutely.

haha.

 

[DizzleISA]

Funniest one ever: "If I were a mechanism, I would be SN2 so I could attack your backside"

 

[Smiles1]

I love this Thread.
And I think they will work as long as the other person understands what you are saying, otherwise they will be like 😕

 

[peerless218]

I love this Thread.
And I think they will work as long as the other person understands what you are saying, otherwise they will be like 😕

First of all, we're def NERDS if we know what these lines mean...haha

2nd of all,
Guy - "Excuse me miss but do you happen to know how heavy a polar bear weight??"
Girl - Mum....I dont know?
Guy - "Enough to break the ice, hi my name is Chris."

 

[lazybummy]

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

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[DATdestroyer123]

Someone actually said this to me:

Guy: hey did you buy those jeans on sale?
Me: no, how come?
Guy: because they would be 100% off at my place
Me:

 

[Shinpe]

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

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Guy - "Excuse me miss but do you happen to know how heavy a polar bear weight??"
Girl - Mum....I dont know?
Guy - "Enough to break the ice, hi my name is Chris."

My favorites here so far ........ 👍

 

[CrazyTeeth]

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

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That's going to be followed up with a nice Slap in the face! lol... trust me.. I've been there! 😀

 

[CrazyTeeth]

Baby you're like a dictionary, You add meaning to my Life!

 

[prsndwg]

Baby you're like a dictionary, You add meaning to my Life!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🙄

 

[prsndwg]

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

wow..

 

[D3ntalDud3]

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Boom.

 

[yuppers]

For the microbiology lovers out there,

If you were a bacteria, I'd love to be your phage.
Hey, you want to go to my place and conjugate?
Would you like to see my pilus?

 

[Kneecoal]

Someone actually said this to me:

Guy: hey did you buy those jeans on sale?
Me: no, how come?
Guy: because they would be 100% off at my place
Me:

baaaaaahahaha

 

[nicz888]

here is a few:
You body is hotter than a bun sen burner.
You got more curves than a round bottom flask.
You got me so excited, i jumped from sigma to pi.
😛

my personal favorite,
if one's look can kill, you will definitely be a weapon of massive destruction.

 

[spud daddy]

This is one of the best threads I have seen.

 

[Gbrando2]

If you were a bacteria, I'd love to be your phage.

Ummm... Phage kill bacteria.

 

[marina1285]

Ummm... Phage kill bacteria.

yea AFTER they "inject" their DNA into it in a very seductive way....

 

[CrazyTeeth]

Ummm... Phage kill bacteria.

Not necessarily... it could be intertwined within the DNA (lysogenic)... lol the more romantic view of things!

 

[flying rider]

Not necessarily... it could be intertwined within the DNA (lysogenic)... lol the more romantic view of things!

Hahaha! Oh man. I love this thread.

 

[xSam]

Hilarious thread 🙂

 

[yuppers]

Ummm... Phage kill bacteria.

I was thinking lysogenic cycle.
An exploding gf with several copies of me coming out would be a very bad idea.

 

[ucla2134]

I was thinking lysogenic cycle.
An exploding gf with several copies of me coming out would be a very bad idea.

 

[SuperTank]

Baby, when I first saw you my cardiac muscle failed to depolarize causing it to miss a single contraction.

 

[CrazyTeeth]

Baby, when I first saw you my cardiac muscle failed to depolarize causing it to miss a single contraction.

So she was so ugly she caused your heart to die for a second? 😱

 

[TexanGal]

Okay get ready for some laaame ones lol.

If I were sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we could be 1. 😉

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Hey baby, you're a substrate and I'm an enzyme. Wanna test the lock and key model?

hahahah, the cheesiest? Are you rich in sodium? Cause it seems like osmotic pressure brought me over to you, but no worries we’ll help decrease those sodium level through perspiration tonight.

Microbiology - "Why don't we get looped and go streaking?" lolll

 

[gryffindor]

This thread sounds like it reads from the script of attempted pick up lines used on the Big Bang Theory.

 

[SuperTank]

So she was so ugly she caused your heart to die for a second? 😱

Meh, that or it skipped a beat...

 

[teethgeek]

Do you like centripetal forces? ‘Cause you're making my world go round!

I need to check with my dentist to see if you're too sweet.

Is your sign Cancer? ‘Cause you're growing in my heart!

 

[DrTootle]

Someone actually said this to me:

Guy: hey did you buy those jeans on sale?
Me: no, how come?
Guy: because they would be 100% off at my place
Me:

hahahahhahahaahah that's so smooth!!!!

 

[DmdNJ]

A guy used this on me freshman year:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see

 

[zsmilez14]

LOL! love this thread!

 

[shah88]

I love this thread! 😀 I wanted to make a contribution! Enjoyyy! 🙂

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

So what if my substrate isn't specific to your active site? Word in the cytoplasm has it that you're quite a promiscuous enzyme.

Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14159.

You must be a lac operon because you definitely just turned me on.

Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.