Best I ever had:
Back whenever I was reviewing outpatient consults for military neurology clinic, consult: "knee pain"???
I refused, replied back, "what about the knee pain is neurological?"
A few weeks go by, reconsult, "knee pain". I ask the same question? No reply
Next thing you know, patient is storming patient advocacy office stating that her primary care physican told her that I am outright refusing to see her.
BTW, in the military, most primary care physicians are PA-C or NPs. No, that is not PA-C or NPs under direct supervision, that IS YOUR Primary care physician, given virtually all rights of a fully board certified family medicine doctor. Anyways, I walk the patient into the clinic and ask her only one question and the conversation went something like this:
ME: when did the knee pain start?
PATIENT: Back in July
ME: Did you go to sick call at your primary clinic?
PATIENT: Yes
ME: What did they do?
PATIENT: Nothing
ME: Okay. (pull up electronic chart back from July and see a note for the family medicine clinic with primary diagnosis of Partial thickness burn. Open up note, documented that patient burned the skin over her knee with a curling iron)
Um, okay (to patient) I think we are done here!
Next one,
PA-C from clinic. Patient is having a bad headache and had a car accident two days ago, I want to make sure that they are not having hemorrhage!!!
ME:

Um, look, if you really think that is the case, why not send them to the ER, like, right now!!! I mean, I am on call and will have to see them anyways, and they will get a stat head CT if you call over there ahead of time and talk to the ER docs.
PA-C: (rudely), So you are refusing to see the patient?
ME: No, just saying that if you are honestly worried about hemorrhage, what am I going to do in my clinic? I would send them to the ER, because I can't do a head CT in my clinic. (admit that I was a bit rude and sarcastic back).
PA-C: Fine!!
A month later, called to colonel's office to explain why I so rude to a subordinate PA-C??
In the first case, that NP was eventually fired for continuing to perform mess ups.
In the second case, that PA-C is unfortunately going to kill somebody
I am glad I no longer have to put up with that crap!!
