Once upon a time, there was a young, happy couple who were madly in love: Julia, a pre-veterinary student, and Mike, a real estate agent. Mike supported Julia all throughout undergrad. He mad bangin' bucks from his real estate sales, but was always constantly exhausted. Luckily, Julia always kept a pot of coffee brewed for him. Everything changed when Julia got into vet school. Suddenly, she had no time for Mike, not even to brew his coffee. Mike started getting angry and frustrated, so he decided to explore other options. He was slipping back in bed late at night while he thought Julia was sleeping, but no-she was wide awake, stressing about her exams. And now, she was stressing out knowing that Mike was being unfaithful. Something had to be done.
So the week after the fiasco started, Julia made time to brew a pot of coffee for Mike like she used to. Mike was through the roof. Julia smiled as she saw him basking in the warm, deliciousness of the coffee and said a "good-bye" as she ran out the door for class. Mike was very smitten as he was going off to work.
What he didn't know, and no one could see coming, was that Julia had very intentionally brewed decaf that morning.
Mike feel asleep at the wheel on his way to work, swerved across the lane dividers, and ran into a semi-truck driving towards him at high-way speeds.
He dead.
The end.