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Nobody wanted the BLTs or the pork chops.Anyone out there selling hot dogs?
Nobody wanted the BLTs or the pork chops.Anyone out there selling hot dogs?
Yay for osces... how does this one have a quiz in it?
So I ended up with NICU for neuro. Ashleigh, I need tips!!!
Also, I'm leaving town this weekend. Will it be impossible for me to get out of there on Friday by 4pm at the latest? I gotta get my dog to the kennel and try to get to Madison by 6pm. Today we sat around not really doing anything at all, and I still didn't get home until 6. Gotta be back by 6:30. Ick. So much for light hours. Hopefully the rest of the 2 weeks will be productive and I'll learn a bunch.
The people who were there before I was got out at like 2 every day. They tend to round twice a day, morning rounds last forever, afternoon rounds are quicker. You could probably just say you have an appointment, and you need to leave. I liked the NICU, we had more procedural stuff, and I saw really interesting stuff. I've been wondering recently if the ALS patient I saw there is still alive.
Who are you attendings? When I was there, it was Zaidat and Lynch. Both are really cool. We had Fitzsimmons cover one night, and he's really nice. He was going to let Javad do an LP, but the resident hadn't done many, so she did it.
Thanks for the fast reply! We have Lynch this week. Dunno about after that.
2pm? Really? Well that won't be tomorrow at any rate. Case discussion at 2.
Blarg! Lectures are a waste 'o time. They test on random crap, like dosages of meds.
Does Lynch buy you guys coffee every morning? He always met us down at the patio cafe.
Oh yes, and NICU is nice because we weren't allowed to write notes on the patients because it's the ICU, so all the notes were on the computer or something, so for 2 weeks, no notes. Twas great.
Well, today was the first day, so don't know anything about the coffee.
And we got told to write paper notes.
And Its All True
So there I was. In the middle of a school gym, upside down, in the front seat of a Volkswagen with Willie Nelson. Ninjas everywhere! Willie turned to me and said Well, guess this is it. But I had my Storm Sentinel 6 Piece Survival Kit. I said Willie, help me make it through the night. and he said That was actually Kris Kristofferson. But by then I was in motion.
I was a blur, a deadly, cranking blur. In one hand I held the handpowered cell phone charger. In the other, the hand powered flashlight. The first ninja was not ready for a blast from the quick-charging LED with a 15,000 hour lifespan. I threw the cell phone charger attachments at the second: Nextel, Audiovox, Nokia, K700, A288, LG6000, V3, V998, each one finding their mark in a pressure point, until the second ninja went down in a twitching, helpless mass of silk and subterfuge. I shouted Kiss an angel good morning! and heard Willie call back That was Charlie Pride! I turned towards the Volkswagen to look at him.
Just over Willies left shoulder I saw the third, and most dangerous, of all the ninjas. Willieeeeeeeeeeeeee! I screamed as I ran, reaching into my Weatherproof Nylon Carrying Case for my 4-in-1 keychain. The magnifying glass? The compass? The thermometer? No, my friends, not this strategist. I grabbed the whistle and blew like my life depended on it. The ninja grabbed at me, but the sound was too much. He melted away, as ninjas often do. Like watching flowers on the wall, I whispered, and heard Willie say That was the Statler Brothers! in a weak voice. But that didnt matter. Willie and I were safe.
I helped Willie to his feet and we shook hands. Sure wish I had a guitar, or maybe some mead. he said. We could celebrate!
No worries, Willie. I took the hand powered shortwave radio from the portable Aluminum case. This here radio will let us listen to AM, FM, or even the Shortwave band. Thats as pretty as a coat of many colors.
That was Dolly Parton, Willie sighed. Do you even know who I am?
And that, children, is the true story of the day I murdered Willie Nelson.
Gimlet, you're the man for this question. Why do so many (most) of the MALE anesthesiology staff and residents wear the bouffant caps instead of the more sleek and stylish man-caps?
What is your take on the cloth surgical caps that some guys sport? I kind of like them, although I would feel like a huge tool wearing one as a med student. Someday when I'm in the OR full-time, though, I might have to try and snag one of those black Zemuron caps.
Gimlet, you're the man for this question. Why do so many (most) of the MALE anesthesiology staff and residents wear the bouffant caps instead of the more sleek and stylish man-caps?
The ortho crew would love you if you wore an under armor surgical cap. I'd chest bump you.
Oscar Meyer's flying my brother out to Madison to interview for a job. I think he wants to drive the Wienermobile.
I had my picture taken with the Wienermobile that's on display at the Henry Ford museum. I also have a Wienermobile Matchbox car.
HEY DOCTOR FUNK!!!!! i think i saw you at the children hospital cafeteria today!!! you had scrubs on and your really tall!!!😱 handsome to!!!! 😎
Well hello there. 😉
you even had the cool hat on!!!!!!!
I didn't know they made scrubs in Ninja.
Heh, they were actually out of the regular surgeon's caps when I was getting ready this morning...so I decided I would pretend to be a real anesthesiolologoogliologist and wear the bouffant for a day. I like to think it led to my most successful day of putting IVs in and intubating all month.
Needless to say it took some getting used to, although I did appreciate the fact that it didn't ruin my hair for the rest of the day.
But how many extra calories did you burn due to your increased coefficient of drag?
Not to mention the increased coefficient of dorkiness.
I was just Standing Tall.
Not to mention the increased coefficient of dorkiness.
just renewed my subscriptionthe website that is from is called hairarchives.com. Who pays for that?
just renewed my subscription
For a significant bribe, I will post a picture of my 80's hair, from the actual 80's.
Give us an idea of your asking price. I'd like to see this.For a significant bribe, I will post a picture of my 80's hair, from the actual 80's.
Give us an idea of your asking price. I'd like to see this.
For a significant bribe, I will post a picture of my 80's hair, from the actual 80's.
The Wienermobile came to Tucson, and I got a picture with it. I also got a Wienermobile whistle, but I lost that. =(
The Wienermobile came through the drive-thru of the A&W I worked at in high school. Got a whistle, but I don't know where it is either.
As for the hair topic, I was a big-time dork then. My hair was straight until I got to high school, so my mom got me a lot of 80s perms. And I had the big red plastic glasses that covered half my face.
I'm going bald.
The Northeastish corner is back in proper hands again! Whoo hoo!
But the question is: is Horatio around? I'm pretty sure I saw him at the theater last weekend when I went to see Vantage Point (movie sucks by the way).
hug?