OK pals. Tomorrow is the big day. Cholesterol getting re-checked. Last time I offered a prize to the person that guessed the highest total cholesterol, and samenewme won the coveted "big mofo hug" prize. I went back and searched and actually found some funny memories from that series of posts....it was around christmas 2006 in the class of 2010. Sadly, the positive RPR Funk predicted must have gotten lost in the lab because it never came back.
As a refresher, here's my lipid panel from 2006.
Total Cholesterol: 236
Triglycerides 115
HDL 41
LDL 172
TSH was WNL, Lyme titer negative, CBC WNL, BMP WNL.
Once again, a "big mofo hug" will be awarded to the person with the closest guess. But even bigger fun this time, try to guess on the entire lipid panel. I'll work out the winner based on some wacky scheme and will bias it on who I really think deserves a big mofo hug.
Factors to consider: I took fish oil daily for a few months following my last test results but fell off the wagon and stopped somewhere in 2007. I recently started again approx 4-5 days ago because I don't want the leftovers to go to waste. I have not been exercising but lost 7-8 pounds around springtime. My diet had improved in 2007 but worsened again in the last year or so thanks to a fiancee that likes mac and cheese. Recall that I have a mother with elevated cholesterol who is on a statin, as well as a grandmother with high cholesterol, on a statin, who recently developed type 2 DM despite being otherwise very healthy. Uncle on the same side also has high cholesterol and is statin dependent. I do not smoke and drink occasional alcohol. I deny the use of any other recreational drugs. I am a full time medical student and work occasionally as an EMT. On exam I am afebrile, vitals are WNL. I am a well appearing, very attractive Caucasian male in no acute distress. Breath sounds are clear bilaterally and heart sounds are normal.
That's all the help you get. Get guessing, wankers.