Official MCW Class of 2009 Thread

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Ashers said:
Looks like Funk killed 2010.
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But you know what? I went ahead and did my necromancer thing just because I like MCW dominating the allo class threads. Enjoy the reprieve, class of 2010.
 
Ashers said:
I know... it'd be up to 1000 posts in like 2 days.
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Not only that, but what would the class of 2011 do when they want to talk smack about the other classes behind their backs? Or what if they wanted to start a rumor about Funk and Splat getting married in Massachusetts before boards?!
 
sprinkibrio said:
You guys are tearin it up over here!
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Heh...nothing to see here. Just typical post-whoring by people who can't go outside without losing an appendage to the cold.
 
Ashers said:
Hey someone noticed... that would be because we have an exam tomorrow for which we are not nearly as prepared as normal (and I think I speak for the majority of our class).
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For some reason I feel more prepared than normal. But I haven't done any questions yet (about to start). So I think I'm delusional.

Actually, I think I feel more prepared because I had actually gone through all the lectures once by Friday, rather than still doing that this evening. I think it gave me the false sense of being done with studying. Even though I probably don't really know anything.
 
Ashers said:
My fingers are about to fall off, and I'm too lazy to go get my space heater.
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That's ok. You'd probably just end up getting carbon monoxide poisoning and suffer massive hemorrhage in the ______.

A). Cerebellum
B). Out of focus circley type cell with something red inside.
C). FAS baby
D). Globus Pallidus
E). I'd rather be studying pharm right now.
 
akpete said:
For some reason I feel more prepared than normal. But I haven't done any questions yet (about to start). So I think I'm delusional.

Actually, I think I feel more prepared because I had actually gone through all the lectures once by Friday, rather than still doing that this evening. I think it gave me the false sense of being done with studying. Even though I probably don't really know anything.
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We've switched places. I'm going through congenital malformations right now.
 
akpete said:
Actually, I think I feel more prepared because I had actually gone through all the lectures once by Friday, rather than still doing that this evening. I think it gave me the false sense of being done with studying. Even though I probably don't really know anything.
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Seriously, I want to be you. I've probably gone over these lectures 7 times now. Frick.
 
Ashers said:
My fingers are about to fall off, and I'm too lazy to go get my space heater.
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Nice and balmy here.

Actually, I just looked. My thermostat reads somewhere in the upper 70s.
 
DoctorFunk said:
That's ok. You'd probably just end up getting carbon monoxide poisoning and suffer massive hemorrhage in the ______.

A). Cerebellum
B). Out of focus circley type cell with something red inside.
C). FAS baby
D). Globus Pallidus
E). I'd rather be studying pharm right now.
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D-E.

That one's easy. I remember random crap... it's the stupid bone tumors I can't remember, and tumors in general. 😡 Except I know how to answer "Ashreigh, why do tumors metastice to White-Gley junction?"

My den says 65F. Apt set at 68. It's warmer than usual in here.
 
akpete said:
Nice and balmy here.

Actually, I just looked. My thermostat reads somewhere in the upper 70s.
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Holy crap. I'd be running around in swim trunks at that temp.
 
Ashers said:
My fingers are about to fall off, and I'm too lazy to go get my space heater.
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then that's your own darn fault. what if teddy roosevelt had been too lazy to put that wad of a speech in his pocket?

That, ironically, occurred right here in Milly-waw-kay.

then we wouldn't be where we are today.
 
Agent Splat said:
then that's your own darn fault. what if teddy roosevelt had been too lazy to put that wad of a speech in his pocket?
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You'll find out exactly what will happen when I finish figuring out how to time travel.
 
Ashers said:
D-E.

That one's easy. I remember random crap... it's the stupid bone tumors I can't remember, and tumors in general. 😡 Except I know how to answer "Ashreigh, why do tumors metastice to White-Gley junction?"

My den says 65F. Apt set at 68. It's warmer than usual in here.
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Totally false sense of confidence. I couldn't remember the answer to either of those questions.

I don't know the tumors very well. Goljan kinda skipped over them. I blame Goljan.
 
DoctorFunk said:
You'll find out exactly what will happen when I finish figuring out how to time travel.
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you need a vehicle with the right conductive properties, perhaps something made of stainless steel, and can acheive very high speeds...of, oh, perhaps 88mph.
 
akpete said:
Totally false sense of confidence. I couldn't remember the answer to either of those questions.

I don't know the tumors very well. Goljan kinda skipped over them. I blame Goljan.
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Just know the ones that occur in kids vs. adults and you'll probably be golden. Oh, and osteoid osteoma vs. osteoblastoma in that chart.

I predict a class average of 94 tomorrow. It's time we made our raging comeback on the path department.
 
Agent Splat said:
you need a vehicle with the right conductive properties, perhaps something made of stainless steel, and can acheive very high speeds...of, oh, perhaps 88mph.
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How am I going to strap a motor and wheels to one of those sweet stainless steel refrigerators from Home Depot?!
 
DoctorFunk said:
I predict a class average of 94 tomorrow. It's time we made our raging comeback on the path department.
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To that end...Splat, is there anything we should know about the test that a little mouse might have overheard in the bookstore the other day?
 
DoctorFunk said:
Just know the ones that occur in kids vs. adults and you'll probably be golden. Oh, and osteoid osteoma vs. osteoblastoma in that chart.

I predict a class average of 94 tomorrow. It's time we made our raging comeback on the path department.
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my prediction: highs of 94 with lows in the mid thirties. Possible chance of insanity with sporadic episodes of no long giving a ****.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Holy crap. I'd be running around in swim trunks at that temp.
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I tend to wear cropped pants or shorts and tanks in my apartment. Not really fond of bundling up. Nice for if I'm actually doing stuff. But since I am just sitting here attempting to learn, I have a nice blanket and my napping dog to keep me warm as well.
 
Gimlet said:
To that end...Splat, is there anything we should know about the test that a little mouse might have overheard in the bookstore the other day?
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sure...this is the jist of what I got out of it.

apparently they're so inconsiderate, they looked at about 10 different books, then had the nerve to ask the bookstore ladies for a pen and paper to WRITE DOWN ISBN NUMBERS...so they could go find the books elsewhere.

but no, i got nothing else out of them.
 
Ashers said:
Welding's always good. Better than strapping, especially for time travel.
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Well, I guess I could do that. All I know is that I'm not going anywhere in my time fridge until I get one of those iPod radio transmitter thingies.
 
Okay, my break is over. Time to "study" again. 😡
 
Agent Splat said:
sure...this is the jist of what I got out of it.

apparently they're so inconsiderate, they looked at about 10 different books, then had the nerve to ask the bookstore ladies for a pen and paper to WRITE DOWN ISBN NUMBERS...so they could go find the books elsewhere.

but no, i got nothing else out of them.
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I guess pathologists don't like browsing amazon.com?
 
DoctorFunk said:
Well, I guess I could do that. All I know is that I'm not going anywhere in my time fridge until I get one of those iPod radio transmitter thingies.
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I'm happy with my tape deck converter for my iRiver. I don't ever have to worry about weird radio reception, but I guess my car's one of the few that came with a tape deck.

Will the time fridge have a tv in it?
 
Ashers said:
I'm happy with my tape deck converter for my iRiver. I don't ever have to worry about weird radio reception, but I guess my car's one of the few that came with a tape deck.

Will the time fridge have a tv in it?
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he's gonna have a bigger problem keeping the light on when he closes the door for entering the time warp.
 
Agent Splat said:
he's gonna have a bigger problem keeping the light on when he closes the door for entering the time warp.
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I'll just use some of those night-vision Army goggles. That way I can see if I time-leap into a place in the middle of the night, or if Paris Hilton sneaks onto my time fridge to make a historical celebrity sex video.
 
DoctorFunk said:
I'll just use some of those night-vision Army goggles. That way I can see if I time-leap into a place in the middle of the night, or if Paris Hilton sneaks onto my time fridge to make a historical celebrity sex video.
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keep some redi-whip handy.
 
Agent Splat said:
keep some redi-whip handy.
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And the cure for herpes that I'm going to have to invent before I complete my timefridge that Paris Hilton is going to stow away on.

I guess I've already figured out what I'm going to be doing during spring break. 🙄
 
Ashers said:
But they cook their food differently. Hardee's in IL never tasted the same as the Carl's Jrs in HI, CA, or AZ. The only similarity is that they have the happy star dude and meat.
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Sounds like more West Coast propaganda to me. Next you're going to tell me that the sun is sunnier, the air is airier, and you actually get to see guys and gals wearing something other than parkas out there.
 
Ashers said:
Don't forget, the grass is greener, the sky is bluer, and the ocean is present.
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Oh, and I bet every MD out there is a private practice dermatologist that accepts cash only, right?
 
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