LOL You can learn I'm sure... This sounds really stupid and nerdy but I learned how to cook by thinking of it as a chemistry lab. I started by looking up recipes online and then making a grocery list with the ingredients and directions... and if you follow it carefully enough it will always come out right. I have honestly never messed up a new recipe because I'm careful and I read everything thouroughly. You just have to be desperate and interested enough to take a little bit of time to do this. One bit of advice I have though is that some recipes online s*ck... you have to look up a few different ones for the same dish and figure out which sound better.
I also started out with easy crap like casseroles with ground beef or sausage, pizza, mashed potatoes with different cheeses or ranch dressing, steak, etc. Then I gradually learned how to make homemade pasta sauces, poached eggs, etc.
Oh yeah... greetings from south Florida.. 40 degrees, pouring rain, and 35 mph wind 👍 BTW it snowed in Ocala this morning.