Palpation versus palpitation...

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Anyone else get annoyed at how often people use palpitate in place of palpate? It kind of reminds me of conversate and orientate (...Firefox apparently accepts orientate as a word but rejects conversate), except palpitate actually means something else.
 
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I didn't even know people mixed up the two terms- I've never heard someone say palpitate instead of palpate (and I would have heard it by now- just finished learning how to do abdominal exams).

You know what drives me crazy though? People here keep saying "phar-nyx" instead of "phar-ynx". Is that accepted as a correct pronunciation or something? I hear it from medical students and even heard a physician say it. Maybe it's a Texas thing?
 
that's 100% wrong. OED and Dorland's agree.

i've never heard that one before, maybe it is regional.
 
Wow there's some silly arse med students out there.

One I discovered recently is that rales is not pronounced "rails" like "nails," it's "ralls" like "balls." Maybe I'm a dum-dum too 😛
 
oh yeah, for some reason I hate it when people pronounce the "A-B-" in abduction. Like, "yeah this muscle adducts and the other ay-bee-ducts." STFU. But professors do it too. Is it really that hard to hear the difference?
 
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oh yeah, for some reason I hate it when people pronounce the "A-B-" in abduction. Like, "yeah this muscle adducts and the other ay-bee-ducts." STFU. But professors do it too. Is it really that hard to hear the difference?

All of the professors at my school say "A-B-ducts"
 
What we need is a systemic method of organizing our words so people stop using the wrong ones.
It gets so frustrating sometimes that I can feel my intercranial blood vassals dilatate.
 
What we need is a systemic method of organizing our words so people stop using the wrong ones.
It gets so frustrating sometimes that I can feel my intercranial blood vassals dilatate.

Exploding-head.gif
 
All of the professors at my school say "A-B-ducts"

And every time it happened I would turn to my neighbor and ask, did he say "A-B..." or "A-D-duct", because pausing like that only made it more unclear!
 
You know what drives me crazy though? People here keep saying "phar-nyx" instead of "phar-ynx". Is that accepted as a correct pronunciation or something? I hear it from medical students and even heard a physician say it. Maybe it's a Texas thing?


Yup I do that. Also with larynx .


Anyone else get annoyed at how often people use palpitate in place of palpate? It kind of reminds me of conversate and orientate (...Firefox apparently accepts orientate as a word but rejects conversate), except palpitate actually means something else.

Do it as well.



It's not like I don't know what it means when I say it. I'm pretty terrible at pronunciations in general. I usually read the dissector so that my tank mates can have a good laugh as I read. I suck at "anastomoses" as well.
 
Describing an abdomen as tympanic (incorrect) vs tympanitic (correct) annoys me, too.

That, and all of the senior residents I know who STILL describe a patient's dosing "regiment." Regiment!! 🙄
 
All those are pretty good examples. The one that annoys me the most, without a doubt, are the older surgeons who pronounce centimeter as "sonometer" as opposed to "cent-ameter" It's not "sonometer" dummy. Are you measuring something on a sonogram? Where the hell did that come from?
 
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All those are pretty good examples. The one that annoys me the most, without a doubt, are the older surgeons who pronounce centimeter as "sonometer" as opposed to "cent-ameter" It's not "sonometer" dummy. Are you measuring something on a sonogram? Where the hell did that come from?

There are physicians that pronounce centimeter as sonometer? Never heard it, now I know not to laugh when I hear it in the clinic... I'll just get all the laughter out now: bahahahahahaa :laugh:
 
There are physicians that pronounce centimeter as sonometer? Never heard it, now I know not to laugh when I hear it in the clinic... I'll just get all the laughter out now: bahahahahahaa :laugh:

Definitely :laugh: I've heard it a bunch of times..."the tumor was 2.5 sontometers" It's always coming from some old guy with a pocket protector.
 
-Axe vs Ask (Even amongst medical professionals)
-Burl vs Boil (down in the dirty dirt...means the south)
-ED-uh-muh vs ed-EE-mah (though now I say it to make fun of how idiotic it sounds)
-Abdomen vs Ab-DOH-men
-Sahntimeter vs Centimeter
-Tympanic vs Tympanitic (i learned the difference in my 4th year, oops)
-Track vs Tract (but lets be honest who really knows which to use)
-Orientated vs Oriented
-RENnin (digests milk) and REE-nin (renin is the RAS hormone)
-I definitely wrote Pnemonic for my pulmonary mnemonics, though I thought i was being funny
 
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Just thought of another one, since it is RAMPANT here on sdn.

Advise - the verb, the action of advising or giving advice
Advice - the noun, the thing that is given as a result of advising