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August 2002
Me: Hey mom, you should check out this website that a bunch of med school applicants use to post messages and info on the application process. Its callled SDN.
Mom: Yeah, whatever, I'll check it out.
Two Weeks Later
Mom: Hey, I have been reading that SDN website you told me about and I think it's really cool...There is a lot of good information on there.
Me: Yeah, it's not bad. It keeps me from getting too bored at work, ya know?
Mom: You shouldn't be bored at work (of course 🙄 )...But hey, you know what, some people on that site are terrible and jeopardize the integrity of the whole website. Some people talk badly to others and it disgusts me...especially this guy The Chronic MD (holy crap...of all the people!). He is a jack@$$!
Me: Uhh...yeah...that guy isn't very cool at all...(click)
A Week Later
Mom: Hey, I think I'm addicted to that website SDN...
Me: I believe it...
Mom: By the way, you know that @$$hole The Chornic MD? He applied to the same UC schools you did...all but Davis.
Me: Hmm...what a coincidence. 😱
Mom: I hope he gets rejected from all of them becuase he is an absolute @$$hole and will make a terrible physician...People like him are a disgrace to pre-meds...
Me: Uhh...yeah...that guy sucks...(she's getting warmer)
A Week After That
Mom: Hey, I have been reading SDN and there is a lot of good stuff on UC schools in there...Have you read it?
Me: Some of it...
Mom: Well you should...Also, that guy Chronic MD, you know, that jackass that writes messages about panties and beer and all of that? Well, he got into Saint Louis and he interviewed the same day you did...I can't believe he got in...Saint Louis made a big mistake...
Me: Uhh...he did? Hmm...I wonder if I saw him that day... 😛
Mom: Well, if you go there, he is not someone you should hang around with...
Not Too Long After That
*Ring ring*
Mom: Hey Chronic! How are you doing Chronic?
Me: What? Chronic? What do you mean?
Mom: You are the Chronic MD and you know it. You have all the same interviews and the same acceptances. By the way, you need help...
Me: What the...?
Mom: I know you are the Chronic MD so don't deny it. You should try to be a lot nicer to those people...and quit being such a jackass so that people don't report you and then med schools find out who you are and automatically reject you.
Me: That wont happen, and BTW, I can't believe you figured that out...
Next time my mother calls
Mom: Hey Chronic, what's new? I see you have cut down on the trash talk.
Me: Alright mom...enough...I gotta go...
Me: Hey mom, you should check out this website that a bunch of med school applicants use to post messages and info on the application process. Its callled SDN.
Mom: Yeah, whatever, I'll check it out.
Two Weeks Later
Mom: Hey, I have been reading that SDN website you told me about and I think it's really cool...There is a lot of good information on there.
Me: Yeah, it's not bad. It keeps me from getting too bored at work, ya know?
Mom: You shouldn't be bored at work (of course 🙄 )...But hey, you know what, some people on that site are terrible and jeopardize the integrity of the whole website. Some people talk badly to others and it disgusts me...especially this guy The Chronic MD (holy crap...of all the people!). He is a jack@$$!
Me: Uhh...yeah...that guy isn't very cool at all...(click)
A Week Later
Mom: Hey, I think I'm addicted to that website SDN...
Me: I believe it...
Mom: By the way, you know that @$$hole The Chornic MD? He applied to the same UC schools you did...all but Davis.
Me: Hmm...what a coincidence. 😱
Mom: I hope he gets rejected from all of them becuase he is an absolute @$$hole and will make a terrible physician...People like him are a disgrace to pre-meds...
Me: Uhh...yeah...that guy sucks...(she's getting warmer)
A Week After That
Mom: Hey, I have been reading SDN and there is a lot of good stuff on UC schools in there...Have you read it?
Me: Some of it...
Mom: Well you should...Also, that guy Chronic MD, you know, that jackass that writes messages about panties and beer and all of that? Well, he got into Saint Louis and he interviewed the same day you did...I can't believe he got in...Saint Louis made a big mistake...
Me: Uhh...he did? Hmm...I wonder if I saw him that day... 😛
Mom: Well, if you go there, he is not someone you should hang around with...
Not Too Long After That
*Ring ring*
Mom: Hey Chronic! How are you doing Chronic?
Me: What? Chronic? What do you mean?
Mom: You are the Chronic MD and you know it. You have all the same interviews and the same acceptances. By the way, you need help...
Me: What the...?
Mom: I know you are the Chronic MD so don't deny it. You should try to be a lot nicer to those people...and quit being such a jackass so that people don't report you and then med schools find out who you are and automatically reject you.
Me: That wont happen, and BTW, I can't believe you figured that out...
Next time my mother calls
Mom: Hey Chronic, what's new? I see you have cut down on the trash talk.
Me: Alright mom...enough...I gotta go...