I've got to tell somebody this.
There I was, 10 minutes until the end of my shift when in walks EMS with a chest pain patient. After looking around the department and realizing I can't avoid picking up this patient, I walk in the room and immediately notice the odd expression on the paramedic's face.
Apparently this patient, a nursing home resident, was happily sleeping the good sleep when a "nurse" notices his chest isn't rising to her satisfaction. In an effort to treat his 'apnea' she does a sternal rub. Not suprisingly, he wakes up and says......are you ready for this?....."Ouch".
Sadly for me, he follows "ouch" with "my chest hurts". 911 is immediately called for the combination of apnea and chest pain.
And what is going through my head at this moment as I'm helping move the patient over to our stretcher? What type of medical knowledge is circulating in my brain?
"The internet is for porn...the internet is for porn".
Dammit, that song won't get out of my head. 🙂
Take care,
Jeff