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Started by EctopicFetus
Time for some more hardcore "Dropkick can't sleep" post 
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Given SouthernDoc's fascination with toxicology, I heard the following song and thought of what he would think of it:
Well, I was rollin' by myself, went down to Memphis, Tennessee
and I was lookin' for a guy who had a mullet and no teeth
and I was trippin' on some acid a Latino gave to me
Hey, I was smokin' morphine 'til it knocked me off my feet
Then I scored some "H" from my old Uncle Pete
now I'm startin' to feel like I might've ODed
On an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin
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I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten
and I love gettin' high - hate bein' low
and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road
and I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid
'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin' state to state
Somehow I made it up to Texas with a carload full of grass
and I'm seeing all these pigs who wanna bust my ass
and I'm always livin' hard - always smokin' weed
now I'm hangin' out in Texas drinkin' mushroom tea
Too bad Uncle Pete had Tourette's, and not a smack addiction.DropkickMurphy said:
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and I'm ****ed up on the floor - think I know why,
must've been some of that Boone County moonshine
REPEAT CHORUS:
and an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin
I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten
and I love gettin' high - hate bein' low
and I'm always about stayin' on this road
and I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid
'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin' state to state
and an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin
I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten
and I love gettin' high - hate bein' low
and I'm always about stayin' on this road
and I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid
'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin' state to state
I had to get up off the floor, and tried to get myself in line
'cause the ceiling's talkin' to me, and the pisser's flushin' fire
That's why they call me 'full throttle' - I like a good time
it all started at a bar with a friend of mine
She had to hook me up - said she'd blow my mind
I've been up for four days so cut me out another line
Why do we feel bad about killing moths, but not ants?
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ONE MORE TIME WITH THE CHORUS:
of an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin
I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten
I love bein' high - hate bein' low
and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road
and I'm workin' real hard, tryin to get paid
'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin state to state
of an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin
I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten
I love bein' high - hate bein' low
and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road
and I'm workin' real hard, tryin to get paid
'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin state to state
Seems like I am not the only one who suffers from shiftwork-related insomnia. 😴DropkickMurphy said:
I wonder if I should drink a shot of that deadly 151 proof rum in my cabinet.leviathan said:
Hehehe, silly rednecks. 😎DropkickMurphy said:
I am going to be teaching the basics of breath sounds next week. With your permission, I'm going to use the leg-humping dog analogy when I talk about wheezing and asthma.
Permission granted. I have a few other gems you can use as well.....I miss teaching.... *sigh* 
Including a now infamous airway anatomy lecture....
Moths don't attack your pantry and make you resort to 4-5 hours worth of cleaning to remove them. Or, cover your desk (almost in its entirety) for leaving out an empty tea glass. Oh, I can go on and on and on about this one.leviathan said:
I hate even stepping on worms or snails, and just about anything you can think of. Animal love to the extreme. But, OMFG when I see ants I go out of my way to step on those evil, evil bastards.
Thanks. I'll make sure I give credit to "an RT / EMT / embalmer guy on the Internet who loves the Dropkick Murphy's" 🙂DropkickMurphy said:Permission granted. I have a few other gems you can use as well.....I miss teaching.... *sigh*
I love teaching and plan to keep at it throughout my career.
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Not embalmer.....I prefer "vascular surgeon to the dead"
Anyhow, I'm not in school for that anymore....I decided I wanted to get the heck out of Indiana and not wait around.DropkickMurphy said:
An EM themed rewording of Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" (to my defense, actually I was listening to a country cover of it)
So much drama in the ol' ED,
It's kind of hard bein' the emergency MD,
but I somehow, some way, keep seeing funky ass ****
nearly every single day....
It's kind of hard bein' the emergency MD,
but I somehow, some way, keep seeing funky ass ****
nearly every single day....
Can I kick a little something at the EMT's?
Make a few bucks as I breeze through.....
Don't ya know it's 2 in the morning
and triage is still jumping,
because these people won't stay home
I got people bitchin' in the waitin' room
They won't be seen 'til 6 in the morning
Make a few bucks as I breeze through.....
Don't ya know it's 2 in the morning
and triage is still jumping,
because these people won't stay home
I got people bitchin' in the waitin' room
They won't be seen 'til 6 in the morning
So whatcha wanna do?
I got a guy allergic to rubber
and my nurses are too
federal law keeps me from turning off the lights
and locking the doors
But, but what....that guy just called the jr. resident a *****....
If he swings at her, he'll end up smoking PVC for that
Sux up, ******* down
you mothaf**ka you're going to pay for that
I got a guy allergic to rubber
and my nurses are too
federal law keeps me from turning off the lights
and locking the doors
But, but what....that guy just called the jr. resident a *****....
If he swings at her, he'll end up smoking PVC for that
Sux up, ******* down
you mothaf**ka you're going to pay for that
Give me some time to come up with a version of the "chorus"
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