Path's lead is shrinking..

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oh, well at least it wasn't an amputation. I was thinking something awful happened

 

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[DropkickMurphy]

89 posts to go after this! I wonder if I should finish that off tonight. Or continue fooling around with this ATLS simulator I found.

Link?

 

[DropkickMurphy]

It's also remarkably effective for PTSD flareups.

 

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It's also remarkably effective for PTSD flareups.

YAH. I need some IV stat

 

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maybe I can get to 200 today?

 

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dunno why I feel so bummed today

 

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hmm, I guess I'll pad a bit

 

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paddington

 

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when will we close The Gap.

guesses anyone?! we'll start a pool. and uh, the winner gets...uh...a new car. yeah, that's it.

I say.......December 15, 2006 we will surpass gen res.

 

[leviathan]

Link?

http://www.madsci.com/trial.html

Fill in your fake or real information, click proceed to downloads, and then check the Trauma One simulator. One free case with the trial version.

 

[leviathan]

when will we close The Gap.

guesses anyone?! we'll start a pool. and uh, the winner gets...uh...a new car. yeah, that's it.

I say.......December 15, 2006 we will surpass gen res.

A new car sounds nice. Which attending here will be fronting the cost?

 

[leviathan]

I'd like this one, please, but in black.

 

[DropkickMurphy]

I'd like this one, please, but in black.

How about if I win BKN pays for my flight training through commercial pilot?The cost is roughly the same as that car probably.

 

[leviathan]

How about if I win BKN pays for my flight training through commercial pilot?The cost is roughly the same as that car probably.

Sounds good, as long as you will take me out in your plane. 👍

 

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A new car sounds nice. Which attending here will be fronting the cost?

I want............

 

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sigh

 

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NOTE TO ANY POTENTIAL SUGAR DADDIES: I also want this.....

 

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sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[EctopicFetus]

NOTE TO ANY POTENTIAL SUGAR DADDIES: I also want this.....

bleh.. Maybach baby..

 

[EctopicFetus]

honestly.. its the aston martin that i love..

 

[EctopicFetus]

congrats to breaking the 3k mark folks..

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Hell, in a year or so I could be cleared to fly stuff including jets. You've got a deal......

 

[DropkickMurphy]

I've joked about flying around and picking everyone up......"EM Airlines Flight 911 now boarding, gate A11."

 

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bleh.. Maybach baby..

mmm. but the maybach is so huge. like a boat. It makes me think of a bald fat old rich guy in a white suit driving it. with a cigar in his mouth.

 

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folks.....need help....take me THERE......

I am almost at......200.....

 

[leviathan]

folks.....need help....take me THERE......

I am almost at......200.....

Will "taking you there" involve more e-naughtiness? I don't think our Hawaiian friend is around right now.

 

[leviathan]

I've joked about flying around and picking everyone up......"EM Airlines Flight 911 now boarding, gate A11."

If something goes wrong, I can only imagine the response to the question "Is there a doctor on the plane?"

 

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there's always time for e-coitus.

ewww. that sounds so technical.

 

[leviathan]

there's always time for e-coitus.

ewww. that sounds so technical.

"You mean coitus?"

 

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i hate being a doctor because i have to wash my hands so much and it's really bad for my manicures. my manicures last like 2 days before they start looking ratty. maybe I sould wash my hands less often.

 

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"thread sex" sounds better

sounds kinda intriguing....

 

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ain't got no sugar from ERAS today.

nobody loves me, ohhh yeah, nobody loves me.

 

[leviathan]

ain't got no sugar from ERAS today.

nobody loves me, ohhh yeah, nobody loves me.

How does ERAS work? We have CaRMS up in Canada, and I wonder what the differences are.

 

[DropkickMurphy]

If something goes wrong, I can only imagine the response to the question "Is there a doctor on the plane?"

"Well, we've got 11 EM residents, three EM attendings, a cardiology fellow, two FP residents, an gas resident, two surgical residents, 5 paramedics, a tox fellow, 45 EMT's, and a partridge in a pear tree...."

 

[DropkickMurphy]

"Well, we've got 11 EM residents, three EM attendings, a cardiology fellow, two FP residents, an gas resident, two surgical residents, 5 paramedics, a tox fellow, 45 EMT's, and a partridge in a pear tree...."

"Why a tox fellow?"

 

[DropkickMurphy]

"Why a tox fellow?"

"You know....in case there are snakes."

 

[BKN]

How about if I win BKN pays for my flight training through commercial pilot?The cost is roughly the same as that car probably.

In your dreams.

 

[DropkickMurphy]

In your dreams.

OK, then the winner gets a guaranteed residency slot at your program......how does that sound?

 

[SoCuteMD]

OK, then the winner gets a guaranteed residency slot at your program......how does that sound?

Haha...right now that sounds SOOO much more appealing than a new car to me!

 

[BKN]

OK, then the winner gets a guaranteed residency slot at your program......how does that sound?

Not. everybody earns it. Heck, BKN circa 1975 couldn't get into my program.🙄

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Not. everybody earns it. Heck, BKN circa 1975 couldn't get into my program.🙄

Read as: "We are all SO screwed."

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Read as: "We are all SO screwed."

 

[BKN]

Haha...right now that sounds SOOO much more appealing than a new car to me!

So, socute, go open that Robbins and become Sosmart. then we'll talk.😀

And Dropkick, I want to see some serious glycolytic pathwayage.

 

[DropkickMurphy]

So, socute, go open that Robbins and become Sosmart. then we'll talk.😀

What about me?

 

[DropkickMurphy]

What about me?

 

[BKN]

I was way ahead of you.

and

 

[SoCuteMD]

So, socute, go open that Robbins and become Sosmart. then we'll talk.😀

And Dropkick, I want to see some serious glycolytic pathwayage.

Dude, Robbins and I are TIGHT.

And yeah, I did just call you dude.

My boss once told me in a performance evaluation meeting that I was "a bit irreverent at times." She then proceeded to give me a raise. I'm not sure that was the message she wanted to send, but it sure didn't help cure me of my irreverence.

 

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getting CLOSE! I'm almost THERE...!

 

[BKN]

Dude, Robbins and I are TIGHT.

And yeah, I did just call you dude.

My boss once told me in a performance evaluation meeting that I was "a bit irreverent at times." She then proceeded to give me a raise. I'm not sure that was the message she wanted to send, but it sure didn't help cure me of my irreverence.

Call me dude in a couple of years, I'd like that.🙂