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omg ochem jokes!!! hahahahah
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Nice labrat...I especially enjoy the "backside attack" doodle...everytime my hot Russian ochem instructor says "backside attack" in class I get some crazy "Scrubs"-esque scenes going through my head.
 
Twins fan said:
Nice labrat...I especially enjoy the "backside attack" doodle...everytime my hot Russian ochem instructor says "backside attack" in class I get some crazy "Scrubs"-esque scenes going through my head.
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I wish I had hot instructors.
 
Haha nice. Although this confirms we are huge nerds =P
 
Those strips are fantastic. 'Nuff said.
 
Twins fan said:
Those strips are fantastic. 'Nuff said.
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Yeah, if you go to that website www.explosm.net they got a bunch, look under cyanide and happiness. Some of them are completely ridiculous. The ones I picked were somewhat health care related.
 
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duh!

It's obviously time for me to go to sleep if I couldn't figure that one out😴

"A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," the pharmacist says. "Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me 4 hours to get the lid off"."
 
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! .... More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life.

1. This is your penis ... This is your penis on drugs.

(This was stolen from an old thread)
 
Whats the difference between a pharmacist and a pharmacologist?
 
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
 
labrat024 said:
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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I'm not a pre-pharm, but this joke.... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
I stole this from somewhere, although it isn't specifically a pharmacy joke:

If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so................................................................... i could unzip your genes!

*badah bing!*

haha...ok, not that funny...😀
 
This is a good supplement to yours above:

If I was a fragment with sticky ends I would insert myself in your genes.
 
labrat024 said:
This is a good supplement to yours above:

If I was a fragment with sticky ends I would insert myself in your genes.
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Nice and dirty, that's how I like it... haha, j/k 😀
 
If I was a sigma factor I would initiate the opening of your genes. The tight binding will cause you to melt.
 
Bloody douche indeed, my good chap!
 
Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
A: (CO(NH[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE])[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE])[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE]

A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour. Fearing he'll get an "F", he asks a fellow student what she's been doing. "We've been observing water under the microscope. We're suppose to write up what we see." The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles and ellipses with hair on them. The panic-stricken student hears the bell go off, opens his notebook and writes, "During this laboratory, I examined water under the microscope and I saw twice as many H's as O's."
 
This is no joke but a call to *BAN* dihydrogen monoxide, otherwise know as the invisible, killer substance. Jupiter Scientific's science joke webpage is probably not the place to post this protest, but the JS staff feels very strongly about this issue. For your information, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO in its liquid form, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes tissue damage and contact with its gaseous form causes burns. DHMO use is widespread. For those who have become dependent on it, DHMO withdrawal means death. DHMO can be an environmental hazard: it is a major component of acid rain, contributes to the "greenhouse effect", leads to the erosion of natural landscapes and hastens the corrosion of most metals. Being so prevalent (quantities are found in every stream, lake and reservoir), DHMO contamination is at epidemic proportions. Despite the dangers, DHMO is often used as an industrial solvent, as a fire ******ant, in nuclear power plants and (can you believe this) in certain food products. Companies dump waste dihydrogen monoxide into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. STOP THE HORROR NOW! The American government and the United Nations have refused to ban the production, distribution or use of this chemical due to its "economic importance." The navy and certain other military organizations are highly dependent on DHMO for various purposes. Military facilities receive tons of it through a sophisticated underground distribution network. It is also stored in large quantities for military emergencies. BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE! You can help. Act *NOW* to prevent further contamination. Write your representatives. Start and sign petitions. Send e-mails. Inform your friends about the dangers. What you don't know *CAN* hurt you and every individual throughout the world.
 
jonnyboi303 said:
Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
A: (CO(NH[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE])[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE])[SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE]
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Di-urea...got it.

Didn't have the attention span to read the other stuff.
 
nerv12345 said:
labrat...are you drawing these?
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I drew the graduated cylinder. Had some inspiration earlier last week. The "backside attack" was not one of my drawings. I found that on the good old internet. The comic strips are from explosm.net as stated above.
 
veyep said:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?":laugh::laugh::laugh:
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good one :laugh:
 
Not a joke, but I modified the barfie:

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Feel free to use it 🙂
 
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