Pharmacy Joke

[labrat024]

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Hopefully no one will find this offensive, but there is a new medication out for depressed lesbians, it's called trymenigan

 

[goinkhead]

Hopefully no one will find this offensive, but there is a new medication out for depressed lesbians, it's called trymenigan

i lol'd

 

[Sea Pharm]

awesome! lol

 

[DrKKG]

LOL

 

[Strutter]

lmao... I'll bet the guys over at the optometry section thinks were lame 😛 but i don't care. You guys rock!😎

 

[pcproduct]

Haha. I actually tried to google what trymenigan is.

 

[no-see-um]

Hopefully no one will find this offensive, but there is a new medication out for depressed lesbians, it's called trymenigan

Took me a while.. but I got it! 😀

 

[misswash82]

HaHa~ it also took me awhile to get it. I now do!!

 

[BADD281]

I heard this joke a while back at work and what made it even funnier to me was the source from which it came: a gay woman! It was priceless because I was actually typing it in my Palm Pilot TX to find it! HaHa I felt like such an idiot. 😳

 

[WhiteSnows]

HaHa~ it also took me awhile to get it. I now do!!

I don't get it, please tell me what does that mean.😀

 

[labrat024]

lmao... I'll bet the guys over at the optometry section thinks were lame 😛 but i don't care. You guys rock!😎

no, they are lamer👎

 

[labrat024]

I don't get it, please tell me what does that mean.😀

If you can't figure it out maybe you shouldn't be considering a profession in pharmacy......just kidding. I was trying to sound like some of the jerks on this forum.😎

 

[Ativan Stat]

I got the joke, but I googled it just to make sure. haha. =) Good one.

 

[BADD281]

If you can't figure it out maybe you shouldn't be considering a profession in pharmacy......just kidding. I was trying to sound like some of the jerks on this forum.😎

I'm assuming you witnessed that horrid thread last night as well? 🙄

 

[labrat024]

There's gotta be other pharmacy jokes out there. Please entertain us!

 

[KBOUGHBE]

I got a joke!

A woman walk into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some morphine. The Pharmacist ask what she needed it for. She replay that she wanted to kill her husband. THe pharmacist said why would you want to do that. She then handed the pharmacist a photo of her husband and the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist said "well Alright, I didn't know you had a presciption."

What you you think?

 

[labrat024]

I got a joke!

A woman walk into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some morphine. The Pharmacist ask what she needed it for. She replay that she wanted to kill her husband. THe pharmacist said why would you want to do that. She then handed the pharmacist a photo of her husband and the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist said "well Alright, I didn't know you had a presciption."

What you you think?

I thought it was cyanide or something like that, but whatever the case. Potassium chloride works wonderfully as well.

 

[BADD281]

I thought it was cyanide or something like that, but whatever the case. Potassium chloride works wonderfully as well.

Isn't that what Kavorkian used to "assist" his patients with their "dignified" suicides? 😱

 

[labrat024]

Isn't that what Kavorkian used to "assist" his patients with their "dignified" suicides? 😱

I think you are correct on that. It is used for lethal injections and found to be the culprit in some mystery murder cases because it is extremely hard to detect.

 

[veyep]

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"

 

[veyep]

A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

 

[DavisAggie]

A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

I LOVE IT!!!! 😀👍

 

[tryin2beapharmd]

I LOVE IT!!!! 😀👍

Yeah me too!!! I'm pre-pharmacy (of course) and my boyfriend's pre-med and I already have to decipher his handwriting for him sometimes!!!

 

[jessica525]

A teenage boy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist which condoms work the best....the pharmacist walks over and shows him the condoms, and the boy asks if they have bigger boxes, because he is going to go ALLLLL night long with his new gf! The pharmacist shows him the bigger boxes and the boy buys them in excitement.


Later that evening, the boy is over at his gf's parents house having dinner. After praying, everyone except the boy starts eating. The boy leaves his head down & after a few minutes his gf says "I didn't know you were so religious babe" The boy replies....."Well I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist..."

 

[labrat024]

I knew you guys had to have some jokes in ya!

 

[endurorider]

Here's a joke from my A&P professor in pharmacy school. (He likes to crack jokes during lectures)

Q. What did the philosophy major say to the pharmacist?

A. would you like fries with that?

 

[1908PharmD]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.😆

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

 

[WannaBRxDr]

I found this and thought it was funny....

TOP 14 REASONS TO DATE A PHARMACIST

14.Pharmacists do it Topically
13.Pharmacists do it Rectally
12.Pharmacist do it Vaginally
11.Pharmacists do it Orally
10.Pharmacists are patient lovers
9.Pharmacists do it without breaks
8.Pharmacists are rx rated
7.Pharmacists do it prn
6.Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time
5.Pharmacists have a longer duration of action
4.Pharmacists do it over the counter
3.Pharmacists do more than just lick and stick
2.Pharmacists find new routes of administration
1.Pharmacists accept third parties

 

[Knickerbocker]

1908PharmD:

I would appreciate it if you stopped quoting me, unless you want me to start quoting something that you've said.

 

[yazzman]

I don't get it, please tell me what does that mean.😀

TRY-MEN-AGAIN..

 

[yazzman]

A teenage boy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist which condoms work the best....the pharmacist walks over and shows him the condoms, and the boy asks if they have bigger boxes, because he is going to go ALLLLL night long with his new gf! The pharmacist shows him the bigger boxes and the boy buys them in excitement.


Later that evening, the boy is over at his gf's parents house having dinner. After praying, everyone except the boy starts eating. The boy leaves his head down & after a few minutes his gf says "I didn't know you were so religious babe" The boy replies....."Well I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist..."

GREAT JOKE........

 

[labrat024]

for all you organic chemistry nerds, name these structures:

 

[labrat024]

The answers:

orthodox....paradox....metaphysician

 

[labrat024]

atom 1: I lost an electron!

atom 2: Are you sure?

atom 1: Yes, I am positive!

 

[1908PharmD]

1908PharmD:

I would appreciate it if you stopped quoting me, unless you want me to start quoting something that you've said.

are you serious?

 

[Knickerbocker]

are you serious?

There isn't enough context to see what you are getting at with the quote. I can't tell if you just like it or what.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

As a lesbian, I am deeply offended.

 

[UES Girl]

A teenage boy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist which condoms work the best....the pharmacist walks over and shows him the condoms, and the boy asks if they have bigger boxes, because he is going to go ALLLLL night long with his new gf! The pharmacist shows him the bigger boxes and the boy buys them in excitement.


Later that evening, the boy is over at his gf's parents house having dinner. After praying, everyone except the boy starts eating. The boy leaves his head down & after a few minutes his gf says "I didn't know you were so religious babe" The boy replies....."Well I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist..."

What a great joke, I love it !🙂🙂🙂

 

[labrat024]

As a lesbian, I am deeply offended.

 

[Quiksilver]

I found this and thought it was funny....

TOP 14 REASONS TO DATE A PHARMACIST

14.Pharmacists do it Topically
13.Pharmacists do it Rectally
12.Pharmacist do it Vaginally
11.Pharmacists do it Orally
10.Pharmacists are patient lovers
9.Pharmacists do it without breaks
8.Pharmacists are rx rated
7.Pharmacists do it prn
6.Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time
5.Pharmacists have a longer duration of action
4.Pharmacists do it over the counter
3.Pharmacists do more than just lick and stick
2.Pharmacists find new routes of administration
1.Pharmacists accept third parties

YES!
But how is it done topically?

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Fooled one person at least....

 

[fungikid]

YES!
But how is it done topically?

Using one's hand(s)?

 

[labrat024]

Fooled one person at least....

Yeah, what a dumas!

 

[pharmdoc2012]

My name is Bond - Covalent Bond."

 

[pharmdoc2012]

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."

 

[pharmdoc2012]

 

[choylifut]

Q: ARE YOU A CHEMISTRY STUDENT?
A: CAUSE I'M PERIODICALLY CHECKING OUT YOUR ELEMENTS

Q: ARE YOU A CATALYST?
A:CAUSE YOU SPEED UP MY HEART RATE

Q: ARE YOU A BUNSEN BURNER?
A: CAUSE YOU HEAT ME UP

*sorry for the caps lock, i just copied and paste the text*

 

[DrKKG]

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."

LOL!!!!

 

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