Pickup lines to use on hot fellow interviewees?

[Perrin]

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middle school? wtf?

Dear god, we're getting old. I was well into college then.

 

[doc lee]

"Um, listen here sweetie, you've never had Neisseria gonorrhoeae like this before" ... wait no that won't work

 

[back4more]

Hot Gunnerette: Yeah, I got accepted to Harvard already.
Me: Wow. You must have excellent stats. That or you had crazy sex with old guys. Perhaps you want some young blood?

 

[Remiller]

"Um, listen here sweetie, you've never had Neisseria gonorrhoeae like this before" ... wait no that won't work

Hahaha, best one ever. I say it has a chance at working.

 

[dwigt]

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

[dannylee718]

you must be the square root of 2 because i feel irrational around you.

i don't mean to be obtuse, but you are a cute girl.

 

[smuwillobrien]

So I was thinking - it'd be extremely useful to have a list of irresistible pickup lines for use on our fellow interviewees. Don't you all agree?
I'll get the ball rolling:


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

That's sad, but funny. =]

 

[Gut Shot]

So I was thinking - it'd be extremely useful to have a list of irresistible pickup lines for use on our fellow interviewees. Don't you all agree?
I'll get the ball rolling:


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

"I want you inside me."

 

[yobynaes]

"I want you inside me."

that'd be awkard....

 

[kidthor]

Here's a winner:

Your mouth says, "Shields up!", but your eyes say, "A hull breach is imminent."

or:

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

 

[tictaq]

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I think another way of saying this one is:

Are you a differential equation because I want to be tangent to your curves

 

[back4more]

This is a good one:

I was wondering if you wanted to watch the Discovery Channel with me tonight...they're showing "21 scientific ways to make a baby."
...


I'll bring the Kama Sutra & we'll try 'em out, k?

 

[Kardizzle]

I think another way of saying this one is:

Are you a differential equation because I want to be tangent to your curves

I think you need to take some math classes.

 

[fugazism]

"my solution to all this problem based learning is to study your anatomy"

 

[fugazism]

or if she is a big ol' gunner....how bout, "well now that we know about the cirriculum, want to get a head start and study back at my hotel? I've got a high speed internet connection and a mini bar of EtOH." 😴