Post, you fools!
Started by stormjen
Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the
penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment
... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!
GIRLS
A spanking! A spanking!
You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may
deal with her as you like and then ... spank me.
And spank me!
And me.
And me.
Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.
And after the spanking ...
penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment
... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!
GIRLS
A spanking! A spanking!
You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may
deal with her as you like and then ... spank me.
And spank me!
And me.
And me.
Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.
And after the spanking ...
AndyMilonakis said:ah yes...match day....i dunno if i will be here on SDN on match day. i go to vegas that day.
Give me a call when you get here. I know some good strip joints where we can get some freebies.
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Actually, the peeps I'm meeting up with there are very well familiar with Vegas. Apparently, this is an annual trip thingy that has been going on for the last 3-4 years. Depending on how your schedule is, feel free to hang out with us if you got free time.UCSFbound said:
I don't see very much spanking going on.
I never even got mine. stormjen must be tied up w/ her hubby. 😉yaah said:
Well I would volunteer to step in but I don't believe in violence.
Gentle spankings are not violent.yaah said:
I bet you pinch people on St. Patrick's Day.
Naw, I don't pinch people. I tend not to do things to people that I don't want done to me. And I HATE pinching.
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I am SO patient. 😍stormjen said:
stormjen said:
We do not require official certification here. It's a matter of having the relative expertise. Whether you are certified or not by the International Board of Spankology is not really a concern. If you've got the skillz, you've got the skillz.
She's got the skillz, but she wants to improve to the point where they pay da billz.
Was I supposed to be spanked? What IS this fascination with my rear end??
I will only allow yaah to spank me. And since he does not believe in violence, I get off scot-free! 😛
I will only allow yaah to spank me. And since he does not believe in violence, I get off scot-free! 😛
He says that, but I think he's just worried about hurting his hand on your buns.deschutes said:
Stormjen needs to publish her SOL.
The vultures are circling.
deschutes said:
I am not sure who was supposed to be spanked or why, but I decided it was probably in our best interests to have an official spanker. If I was to spank anyone though, it would probably be you. 😛
I hate you.yaah said:
Go spank somebody your own size!
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stormjen is on hiatus today. As moderator, yaah, you must fulfill her duties. deschutes has been bad!
stormjen is here. Therefore we revert to the original rule.
*backs out door before yaah returns*
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Waitaminute. This is silly. What exactly is the reason that everyone is so keen to see me spanked for?
*backs out door before yaah returns*
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Waitaminute. This is silly. What exactly is the reason that everyone is so keen to see me spanked for?
Don't be one of the h8rzdeschutes said:
I can safely say I never fully appreciated my buns of steel before this moment.
Interesting logic, stormjen, but do not be too hasty - I never promised to post my rank list!
Interesting logic, stormjen, but do not be too hasty - I never promised to post my rank list!
They are hot buns. And, when you are cranky, they are hot-cross buns.deschutes said:
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when i chatted with her...she was kinda crankybananaface said:They are hot buns. And, when you are cranky, they are hot-cross buns.
He has that unfortunate effect on women.AndyMilonakis said:when i chatted with her...she was kinda cranky
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i'm afraid I do. 😉deschutes said:
Is it a +SITV thing, or a -DFS thing? The latter is actually kind of a complement. 😳AndyMilonakis said:
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SITV? dunno, ask her.bananaface said:
The whole DFS thing is still over my head.
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DFS apparently requires two X chromosomes to interpret correctly.AndyMilonakis said:
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Well I guess now that yaah has recently gained the ability to understand the essence of DFS.bananaface said:
AndyMilonakis said:
I can't comment on that as I have no clue what it means! 🙂
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yeah...me neither.yaah said:
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well i was witnessing the birth of this DFS term. i think it stood for something like damn freakin' snow or whatever. apparently they were highly amused by this. but i guess my Y chromosome stood in the way of comprehending such a exquisite, deep concept.
I bet the F stands for fudging, only not exactly fudge, if you get my drift.
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yes yes i do catch your drift...and it smells...someone open the window or light a match!yaah said:
my use of the word freakin was in the same spirit as your use of the word fudge. 😉
driven ****ing snow
I wish I had been in on this from the beginning... 🙁 Now I am just confused.
I don't think two X chromosomes are exclusion criteria.
I don't think two X chromosomes are exclusion criteria.
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All shall be revealed someday on IM! 😉
This cracked me up:
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