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[Kryxia]

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"About 50% of the applicants have no business being anywhere near a medical school, even as a cadaver, and the rest are mostly clones of each other academically. It's the ECs that get you in the door...the numbers get you to the door."

What percent of applicants are offered an interview?

 

[Dagrimsta1]

@Goro at the interview
"So over here at West of St. Louis-COM, we only accept students that prove that they are capable of starting and completing our program. That being said, explain why black cats are superior to every other possible pet?"

 

[mwsapphire]

@Goro at the interview
"So over here at West of St. Louis-COM, we only accept students that prove that they are capable of starting and completing our program. That being said, explain why black cats are superior to every other possible pet?"

No! His favorite cats are tabbies!
( I asked him)
I think Goro uses a kissy-face-baby-voice when talking to his kitties ( the same one he likely used when his kidgets were toddlers)

 

[Dagrimsta1]

No! His favorite cats are tabbies!
( I asked him)
I think Goro uses a kissy-face-baby-voice when talking to his kitties ( the same one he likely used when his kidgets were toddlers)

I wouldn't be surprised

 

[mwsapphire]

I wouldn't be surprised

His kids compete with the cats for his attention.

 

[Goro]

Spiritual, but not religious.

@Goro , you use the phrase " Gawd!" a lot, but are you religious at all? ( if you don't mind me asking , it just puts that into context for me )

 

[mwsapphire]

Spiritual, but not religious.

Note that he didn't deny the kids competing with the cats.....

 

[Geo16]

"Troll effort 0/10"

 

[freak7]

"That sound you hear way off in the distance is my jaw hitting the floor"

 

[mwsapphire]

Goro is basically an SDN dad.

 

[Goro]

"Troll effort 0/10"

I got that from other SDNers.

 

[mwsapphire]

I got that from other SDNers.

Does your family compete with your cats for attention?
I needa know

 

[Turkishking]

"You're a rockstar; aim high"

 

[Mednight]

"That attitude will get you nowhere"

 

[mwsapphire]

"You'd be DOA at my school."
"You're EC"s are cookie cutter at best."
" It works for my students"
" It doesn't work for my students."
"When our AdCom meets, I've heard this comment a number of times, " Nice kid , but I'm worries about that BCPM GPA/MCAT.""

 

[Turkishking]

"You'd be DOA at my school."
"You're EC"s are cookie cutter at best."
" It works for my students"
" It doesn't work for my students."
"When our AdCom meets, I've heard this comment a number of times, " Nice kid , but I'm worries about that BCPM GPA/MCAT.""

I love Goro

 

[Geo16]

"Ryuji no Ken Wo Kure!"

 

[Knicks17]

"It's a Marathon, not a sprint"-Goro. That one really stuck in my head!

 

[mwsapphire]

"It's a Marathon, not a sprint"-Goro. That one really stuck in my head!

Gonnif says stuff like that ,too, I think.

 

[Goro]

Gonnif says stuff like that ,too, I think.

Gonnif is very wise!

 

[JoaoMoutinho]

Goro is basically an SDN dad.

I would be inclined to agree with you, but I would contend that Goro's learned colleague @gonnif has the market cornered on dad jokes. His punning abilities (punditry?) know no bounds.

 

[mwsapphire]

I would be inclined to agree with you, but I would contend that Goro's learned colleague @gonnif has the market cornered on dad jokes. His punning abilities (punditry?) know no bounds.

Gonnif is granddad.
( Goro is still working, middle aged-ish, has young kids. Gonnif is retired.)

 

[mwsapphire]

he worships bastet iirc

The frick is that.

 

[PathoMD]

"Your GPA is lethal for MD schools are circling the drain for DO"

 

[mwsapphire]

"Your GPA is lethal for MD schools are circling the drain for DO"

It must really sting to hear that , though.
I'd imagine it's receiver being sad.

 

[freak7]

"Take two of these

"

 

[mwsapphire]

^ For a second I though you were saying that to me I was gonna be like
"But I thought you liked my posts...."

 

[I'mJustCurious]

Not sure if someone already mentioned this..

"If you never apply, then your rejection rate will be 100%"

 

[tarheelpenner]

Love this thread. Thanks Goro!! Look at all of the people you reached with your sarcastic yet very helpful advice🤣

 

[Boogy'sChick15]

My new favorite:
"Don't be an extra needy special snowflake."

Thank you @Goro, you never fail to make me laugh!

 

[tessellations]

Although mentioned earlier in the thread (and even though Goro does not take credit for the phrase), I am fond of, "this process is a marathon and not a sprint." I use it wayyyy more than I should now when I talk about the process of applying to medical school.

I'm also fond of Goro's list of places for non-clinical volunteering! Reading the list inspired me to volunteer at a soup kitchen, which has been a lot of fun. Had to take a semester off, but excited to get back there in the summer. There's nothing more satisfying than helping to cook a full and hearty meal (with dessert - my speciality) for folks who need it.

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

The frick is that.

Bastet - Wikipedia

 

[deleted668917]

"That MCAT score is nothing to sneeze at"

 

[mwsapphire]

"That MCAT score is nothing to sneeze at"

I've never heard anyone say that in real life! Only on SDN!
I always wanna say "Bless you" In reply?
Idk I'm weird.

 

[deleted668917]

I've never heard anyone say that in real life! Only on SDN!
I always wanna say "Bless you" In reply?
Idk I'm weird.

if you are not sneezing at it there is no reason to say "bless you".

I

 

[futurephysician57]

"Letter intent... you promise to go here if accepted.... we know you lie "

 

[mwsapphire]

if you are not sneezing at it there is no reason to say "bless you".

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That's why I know it's weird.
Maybe it's because "nothing to sneeze at" implies that the OP sneezed?
Guys I'm so tired. I'm up way past my bedtime because I procrastinated studying Orgo.

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

if you are not sneezing at it there is no reason to say "bless you".

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It's super ****ed up, but my favorite one of those memes is the one that says, "You can't get autism if you die of polio."

 

[cactusman]

CN"u"
The Manhattan Titans
The Philly Triplets
"Drexel doesn't care if you got into NYMC."
"I cannot recommend Penn State."

 

[jb94mg]

"Don't even think about Caribbean diploma Mills unless you want to be deeply in debt and driving for Uber." LOL'd audibly.

 

[mwsapphire]

CN"u"
The Manhattan Titans
The Philly Triplets
"Drexel doesn't care if you got into NYMC."
"I cannot recommend Penn State."

" Because their parent body protected a child molester for years."
* cue flame war how the med school and the undergrad school aren't connected.*
Some random sdn user: Goro, I love your posts, but it's kind of crass to equate the undergrad school and med school.
Goro: I don't give a rat's ass what you think!!!!

 

[precisiongraphic]

"There are schools that reward reinvention."

"You're golden. Aim high."

 

[mwsapphire]

"You're fine for DO. Boning for the MD? Ace an SMP or DIY post Bacc."

 

[Goro]

To give credit, I stole CN"u" from the wise gyngyn

CN"u"
The Manhattan Titans
The Philly Triplets
"Drexel doesn't care if you got into NYMC."
"I cannot recommend Penn State."

 

[mwsapphire]

To give credit, I stole CN"u" from the wise gyngyn

What is CNU? And why do you hate it so much?

 

[cactusman]

What is CNU? And why do you hate it so much?

A for profit USMD where students are ineligible for federal loans and repayment plans. There's speculation that the school may have turned down eligibility for fed loans and is benefitting financially from the success of the private loan companies they recommend.

 

[LoveBeingHuman:)]

"....will be discounted as medical tourism" XD

 

[Saifa]

Bring your [uninformed relative] to the screen so I can reach through the electrons and smack some sense into them.