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Ty, phone was not cooperating
 
"Do not cross me... for I am a black cat."

I kid.
 
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to reject you"
"softball questions"
"My young colleague"
"I'm from New York, where we use 'f you!' as a greeting"
"gawd"
"rachiee" or "rachiie03"
"immaturity doesn't have an expiration date"

Jesus Christ I have so much material. @Goro, I didn't realize how much we've talked 🤣
 
... and you didn't even create the thread /disappointed
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to reject you"
"softball questions"
"My young colleague"
"I'm from New York, where we use 'f you!' as a greeting"
"gawd"
"rachiee" or "rachiie03"
"immaturity doesn't have an expiration date"

Jesus Christ I have so much material. @Goro, I didn't realize how much we've talked 🤣
 
"I have a similar question of my own, and no, I'm not sharing."
"Guy to girl, 'I'll still respect you in the morning' is what we think of 'you're my number 1 choice' comments."
"My students take 'future colleague' very seriously"
"I'm a hard ass" (aka big softy)
 
@Lucca stole my favorite. 🙁

"No clinical exposure? If so, that's a kiss of death."

"4.0 automatons are a dime-a-dozen."

"Start the list with Harvard. Yes, Harvard."

"Hmmmm...it appears that satisfying "smack" you heard in the background was the banhammer nailing the Batman, and deservedly so! Moderators, you have our thanks."

"Ahh, the sweet sound of the banhammer in action!"

"Banhammer cocked and loaded - wait for it!"

"And splat went the banhammer!"

"Do try to suppress your inner troll."

"Tx: Xanax."

"I can't sugar coat this: you are in a world of hurt."

"Ahh, nothing like the smell of ignorance in the morning."

"Contrary to pre-med urban legend,"
 
* ice bucket story when something dumb about Harvard brought up*
 
"My students stop "X" before they walk through the door" 😛
 
You kids!:soexcited:

How about some LizzyM isms or gyngynisms?

LizzyMisms are quirky puns.

Fishing... not my thing but some adcoms might be hooked by it (oh, the pun -- please forgive me).

Your goal is not to have the masturbation accusation come out, if you'll pardon the pun. Does beating off in public while drunk come under the "belligerent behavior while drunk"? Belligerent seems to suggest fighting but it seems you're not a fighter but a lover... was it Woody Allen who said "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." In any case, I'd think you want to do all you can to keep the details of the event out of the public eye. (There I go again.)

Can't think of any gyngynisms, Catalystikisms, gonnifisms, Law2Docisms or mimelimisms at the moment

Yo, Yo, Yo, what is this 'ting about me from the Bronx? What? Do I gotta rap you across the face for such disrespect?

I am from Brooklyn! Get it thru your thick head; aint no freakin' Bronx, no way, no how.

Fuhgettaboutit


I stand corrected :sorry:
 
Don't forget @gonnif 'isms!

"Concrete shoes"
"My upbringing in the Bronx"
What about this one I just came across:
the few legitimate and sincere candidates are easy to spot over the ones with oddly darkly tinged noses and legs with dirt stains around the patellas.
Took me a minute to get it, then I LOL'd 😛
 
Whenever a troll is trying too hard:

"He's got nothing on mrh125 or the Batman!!!!"

EDIT: I Can't believe it took until the 2nd page for someone to mention "4.0 automatons are a dime a dozen" lol
 
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I'm not sure GynGynisms exist to be honest. I cant think of anything. What about you guys?
 
Or like this!
... and you didn't even create the thread /disappointed
Oh man, before he started using color this was so confusing! I was there for the transition, when the genius of Goro posts suddenly became 8x easier to parse!

LizzyMism would be anything about applicants standing on the steps of a giant staircase, elf on the shelf stories, etc. I'd have more, but now that I think of it I feel that I've run into fewer of her posts recently?
 
Wow, I didn't even realize I do the same thing as @Goro in term of responding above the quote.

I read through tons of emails each day; the latest reply on top just makes more sense to me.
 
Wow, I didn't even realize I do the same thing as @Goro in term of responding above the quote.

I read through tons of emails each day; the latest reply on top just makes more sense to me.
Not when the thread reads down...absent of an externally dictated flow, sure.
Also, in an email the assumption is that you read all of the prior responses and are responding to the most recent message, whereas with threads the quoting is necessary to show exactly what the person is using as a jumping-off point. So in an email, the quote isn't even necessary except hidden below for reference, whereas in a thread, the quote is necessary to make sense of the post. Quoting below your response requires reading backwards.
 
The best Goro smackdown lol

Which specialties HAVE TO wear scrubs? Or definitely don't have to? (I don't like wearing scrubs.)

First, get into medical school (something for which I think the chances are diminishing every time I read one of your posts), THEN worry about attire.
 
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A sad but what seems like true one in reference to people with anxiety/mental issues applying to medical school: "Medical school is a furnace..."
 
"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL


I hope this is sarcasm. If not then it's possibly the stupidest and most ignorant post I've ever read on SDN.


Edit: Replace the "possibly" with "definitely"
 
"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

"I see Noomm got banned. Ahh, the sweet sound of the banhammer in action!"

"What did Noomm pull to finally get nailed (deservedly) by the banhammer?"

"Repeated and gross outright immaturity also triggers the banhammer. It has a satisfying smack, I have to admit."
 
How could I forget!?

"Patience is a virtue, the need for instant gratification is not."
 
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