Pre-Med Documentary

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aSagacious said:
It was supposed to be a dig implying that you ask immature questions.
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And asking "immature" questions on an anonymous online forum is bad? I'm just trying to contribute. 🙂
 
bleargh said:
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LOL, despite me knowing espanol, I didn't pick up on that because I think of my username the way its pronounced in english instead of the two syllable spanish word.
 
once said:
LOL, despite me knowing espanol, I didn't pick up on that because I think of my username the way its pronounced in english instead of the two syllable spanish word.
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Interestingly enough, this is why they no longer put "Take once per day" on medications anymore. Spanish-speakers thought the italicized 'once' meant eleven times.
 
VisionaryTics said:
Interestingly enough, this is why they no longer put "Take once per day" on medications anymore. Spanish-speakers thought the italicized 'once' meant eleven times.
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Well, I guess that's one way to fix the immigrate-but-don't-learn-English problem.... J/K! (I might be going to hell now....) :laugh:
 
luciusvorenus said:
i match your bad parody, with a good mind-**** of a mix.

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wat is this i don't even

I'd rather listen to this entire thing then hear 1 more second of that atrocity.

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It could be an interesting movie.... but only if the premed student(s) were from disadvantaged backgrounds, and had some REAL hurdles to overcome.

I imagine it'd be exactly like the movie "The Pursuit of Happiness", except instead of interning at a business firm, will smith would be interning at a clinic or something and taking the MCATs/applying/interviewing at medical schools while selling bone densometers (sp?) to support his 12 year old son. The ending would be exactly the same too, except, of course, he gets accepted into medical school.

Someone should lock down the rights to this ASAP.
 
Let's see, a documentary about bunch of douchebags who have an overexaggerated sense of self worth while at the same, being the biggest bunch of whiny idiots on the planet. Yea, that could work. That important scene where our protagonist argues for three hours with a professor over half a point, which has no effect on his grade. Or the scene where he first meets someone whose taken a bus, and the camera shows him contemplating this immense bit of life changing experience as he sits like Roden.

The climactic scene is when our protagonist, driving his daddy's BMW to his personal tutor, rants about how URMs are stealing his med school spot. A single tear rolls down his cheek. And we fade to black.
 
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Lokhtar said:
Let's see, a documentary about bunch of douchebags who have an overexaggerated sense of self worth while at the same, being the biggest bunch of whiny idiots on the planet. Yea, that could work. That important scene where our protagonist argues for three hours with a professor over half a point, which has no effect on his grade. Or the scene where he first meets someone whose taken a bus, and the camera shows him contemplating this immense bit of life changing experience as he sits like Michaelangelo's David.

The climactic scene is when our protagonist, driving his daddy's BMW to his personal tutor, rants about how URMs are stealing his med school spot. A single tear rolls down his cheek. And we fade to black.
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god.... we suck.... *single tear*
 
Lokhtar said:
Let's see, a documentary about bunch of douchebags who have an overexaggerated sense of self worth while at the same, being the biggest bunch of whiny idiots on the planet. Yea, that could work. That important scene where our protagonist argues for three hours with a professor over half a point, which has no effect on his grade. Or the scene where he first meets someone whose taken a bus, and the camera shows him contemplating this immense bit of life changing experience as he sits like Michaelangelo's David.

The climactic scene is when our protagonist, driving his daddy's BMW to his personal tutor, rants about how URMs are stealing his med school spot. A single tear rolls down his cheek. And we fade to black.
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I understand that this is not a srs post, but Michelangelo =|= Rodin. Find me an example of David sitting.
 
Just found the greatest med school spoof video:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW4qB3Fcap8[/YOUTUBE]


and

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0zGIyHVjFE&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
 
medzealot said:
Seriously mang. I weep for the future. I'm with Mr. Potatohead.

"You uncultured swine!"

ITT: premeds whine about premeds whining.
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mauberley said:
Uncultured youth these days. smh
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medzealot said:
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I understand that this is not a srs post, but Michelangelo =|= Rodin. Find me an example of David sitting.
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Mah bad. I'll be man enough and admit that 😛. I'm one of the overzealous uncultured pre-meds I hate. :laugh:

I'll blame it on my excitement about The Rock announcing before anyone that Bin Laden was dead. Yup, that's it.

(no, srs. apparently he found out before everyone, check twitter).
 
Lokhtar said:
Mah bad. I'll be man enough and admit that 😛. I'm one of the overzealous uncultured pre-meds I hate. :laugh:

I'll blame it on my excitement about The Rock announcing before anyone that Bin Laden was dead. Yup, that's it.

(no, srs. apparently he found out before everyone, check twitter).
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Strangely, I find this to be a very acceptable explanation.
 
What? No one pointed out yet that Michaelangelo's David is stark naked with his penis practically poking you in the eye????!!!!???

I know I'm not the only one that thinks of these things.
 
The right Path said:
What? No one pointed out yet that Michaelangelo's David is stark naked with his penis practically poking you in the eye????!!!!???

I know I'm not the only one that thinks of these things.
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I had included this but it didn't make my final draft. It was something to the effect of, "you know he's not sitting because his dong is in your face at all times; this may, however, still be an appropriate metaphor for obnoxious premed behavior."
 
Lokhtar said:
Let's see, a documentary about bunch of douchebags who have an overexaggerated sense of self worth while at the same, being the biggest bunch of whiny idiots on the planet. Yea, that could work. That important scene where our protagonist argues for three hours with a professor over half a point, which has no effect on his grade. Or the scene where he first meets someone whose taken a bus, and the camera shows him contemplating this immense bit of life changing experience as he sits like Roden.

The climactic scene is when our protagonist, driving his daddy's BMW to his personal tutor, rants about how URMs are stealing his med school spot. A single tear rolls down his cheek. And we fade to black.
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Amazing. We all must collaborate and start production ASAP lol.
 
I bet the single mom working two jobs and barely feeding her kids would surely cough up the money for this documentary. Seeing all of us having to actually work to earn the incredible educations that she'll never be able to give her kids seems like something she would love to see.

Maybe she can invite her unemployed neighbor whose house is in foreclosure.
 
I've been documenting my experiences with a tape recorder since I began undergrad. I would like to think that by the end of my years in undergrad I could be the basis of like a will smith character or something.
 
once said:
I've been documenting my experiences with a tape recorder since I began undergrad. I would like to think that by the end of my years in undergrad I could be the basis of like a will smith character or something.
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I thought you were female awhile ago... Sounds like undergrad led to some major changes in your life.
 
Frazier said:
I thought you were female awhile ago... Sounds like undergrad led to some major changes in your life.
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I don't think I've ever identified my gender on here before...
 
getdown said:
you record your experiences since the beginning of undergrad? Jesus, why are you so weird? No friends or something?
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It's kindof like keeping a journal but much quicker than writing. You know you're jealous 😛
 
once said:
It's kindof like keeping a journal but much quicker than writing. You know you're jealous 😛
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Dear Diary,

Today I learned what carbonyls were and got to use a Bunsen burner for the first time. Tommy stole my product in orgo lab and that made me super mad, but it's okay because the teacher let me have extra credit since I handed in the report super early. Now I feel like I'm stressed because I have a really big physics exam next week and haven't been keeping up on the readings. Oh this pre-med program is just so tough I don't know if I'll be able to make it.

-Once-
 
aSagacious said:
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Dear Diary,

Today I learned what carbonyls were and got to use a Bunsen burner for the first time. Tommy stole my product in orgo lab and that made me super mad, but it's okay because the teacher let me have extra credit since I handed in the report super early. Now I feel like I'm stressed because I have a really big physics exam next week and haven't been keeping up on the readings. Oh this pre-med program is just so tough I don't know if I'll be able to make it.

-Once-
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Don't read my diary! lol.
 
A pre-med documentary that documented some pre-meds would probably be slightly boring, but we need to remember that Hollywood can make just about anything interesting.
 
once said:
I've been documenting my experiences with a tape recorder since I began undergrad. I would like to think that by the end of my years in undergrad I could be the basis of like a will smith character or something.
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once said:
I've been documenting my experiences with a tape recorder since I began undergrad. I would like to think that by the end of my years in undergrad I could be the basis of like a will smith character or something.
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Why is everybody acting like they don't use tape recorders to trap their innermost thoughts and feelings? I was given to understand its quite commonplace and its actually very efficient
 
once said:
Why is everybody acting like they don't use tape recorders to trap their innermost thoughts and feelings?
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Probably because they actually don't do that...
 
once said:
Why is everybody acting like they don't use tape recorders to trap their innermost thoughts and feelings? I was given to understand its quite commonplace and its actually very efficient
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Aside from the fact that you've apparently been misled somewhere along the way, who do you intend to share this wealth of audio with? Do you plan to write an autobiography? Or perhaps the world's longest personal statement?
 
You guys are getting trolled....hard.
 
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