Pre-Med Limericks

[dopaminophile]

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haha... "pee uing!" ??? lmao

 

[QofQuimica]

It's Dope who's my partner in crime-ings
At work to come up with good rhyme-ings
Oh, med schools, beware!
Of the two of us there
Writing limericks at the same time-ings!

 

[QofQuimica]

An epicure dining at Crew,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And waive it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too!"

 

[dopaminophile]

This cycle's approaching it's ends
A new one, this month begins.
We'll party too hardy
From now to the starty
Of med school with SDN friends!

 

[CaliforniaBound]

There once was a phlebo named Jud
who was deathly afraid of blood
it frightened him so
down to the floor he would go
till he landed with a bang and a thud!

 

[riceman04]

as inspired by UCLAstudent

If my vision is starting to blur
And when I speak it's only a slur
I should head straight to bed
(Or drink caffeine instead!)
Or I will fail my exam for sure

so I should say sure like they say it in the south: shuurrrrrrr

 

[QofQuimica]

I love that this thread's resurrected;
T'was something I hadn't expected.
There's so many threads
That beat a horse dead
And I'm glad that some still aren't infected. 🙂

 

[dopaminophile]

I missed my limericks so much,
My panties were all in a bunch.
So long as I'm 'round,
This thread will not drown
In the sea of dead threads and such.

 

[QofQuimica]

Writing limericks is great fun to do
So I have to bump up this thread too.
We need more unstressing
from poems distressing....
Dopaminophile, this one's for you!

 

[tigress]

so I should say sure like they say it in the south: shuurrrrrrr

lol, I am from the south. Do we say "sure" differently? I never noticed! 🙂

 

[SitraAchra]

Sitra Achra is posting up in this
little thread trying to break between biz'ness
with a final at nine
the last one of mine
oh dear god, why oh why, no more vert phys!

 

[QofQuimica]

lol, I am from the south. Do we say "sure" differently? I never noticed! 🙂

Yes. It's much more drawn-out, like just about every other sound is in "Southern." Do you have a Southern accent, tigress?

 

[SitraAchra]

i always argue with my roommate about how to pronounce 'syrup'

i like to drawl it out and say "surup" but he insists on pointing his pinky and saying "seereep"

 

[tigress]

Yes. It's much more drawn-out, like just about every other sound is in "Southern." Do you have a Southern accent, tigress?

Not a strong one, but if you talk to me long enough it's sometimes noticeable. Mostly in the way I say certain words (like sure, apparently!). I also say y'all a lot 😀 I grew up in Charleston, SC. My husband is from New York and he just laughs at some of the things I say. But then again, I laugh at a lot of the stuff he says! Especially since he grew up in a northeastern Jewish community, so he sometimes uses some of the common Yiddishisms, which is amusing. He doesn't use them as much as some people I went to school with, though. Stuff like "I stayed by their house for the weekend." And apparently in the northeast people call a party for a certain time, and "putting up" something means starting to cook it or put it in the laundry or something, rather than taking something and putting it back in its place. I actually love regional linguistic differences. I hope they don't die out.

Okay time to think of some more limericks!

 

[QofQuimica]

Not a strong one, but if you talk to me long enough it's sometimes noticeable. Mostly in the way I say certain words (like sure, apparently!). I actually love regional linguistic differences. I hope they don't die out.

I actually don't have a Southern accent, but I've lived in the South most of my life, so I can fluently speak and understand "Southern." 😛 I guess my normal accent is your generic midwestern kind of accent. But I have noticed that when I speak to Southerners, I do start using more colloquialisms like y'all and ain't, and also stretching out my syllables more. Even funnier, when I speak to my lab colleagues, several of whom are Indian, sometimes I use their grammatically incorrect speech patterns without consciously thinking about it. I caught myself saying, "explain me this" earlier this week, and I was wondering, where the heck did THAT come from!!! I'm a linguistic Zelig.

 

[horton thruggle]

I think I will not survive
If that letter does not arrive
I'll know I am in
If the letter's not thin
It will restore my flagging sex drive

🙂 🙂

 

[PineappleGirl]

I think I will not survive
If that letter does not arrive
I'll know I am in
If the letter's not thin
It will restore my flagging sex drive

🙂 🙂

Nice! I love this thread!

 

[horton thruggle]

I would gladly offer my spleen
To admissions committee, unseen
I suffer depression
Psychoses progression
While they sit in offices, serene

🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[MollyMalone]

I'm sick of the AMCAS's app,
To navigate, you need a map.
I've put in my courses
Which just reinforces
The fact I'm fed up with this crap!



😀

 

[AnotherDork]

There once was a young student doctor
Who cried when the attendings mocked her
She wailed an oration
During her surg rotation
So the surgeon just wound up and socked her.

Hmm... I can do better...

 

[epitomedoc]

I just began here at SDN
When I found that I could not get in
To Baylor, how silly!
But Philly is chilly,
To be back in the south once again!


i'm on the waitlist at Baylor, go figure 🙂

 

[TwoLegacies]

There once was an SDN nerd
Whose habits were getting absurd
She stayed up all night
To do homework (yeah, right)
She has 10,000 posts, I've heard

 

[TwoLegacies]

There once was a girl in pre-allo
Whose thoughts where decidedly shallow
She started to train
To develop her brain
But the pondering made her too sallow

 

[TwoLegacies]

There once was a man in Urology
Whose patients were told this mythology:
He said "to pee straight
You must go on a date
And learn a little biology"

 

[TwoLegacies]

There was a doc known for his scams
He never did pass his exams
But he poked and he prodded,
He "hmm'ed" and he nodded,
And said, "That'll be 90 clams".

 

[juniper456]

there was a young pre-med from dutton
whose brain was as small as a button.
so to make it look big,
he purchased a wig
and haughtily rolled about dutton.

 

[juniper456]

there was a diene in solution
seeking diels-alder execution.
cyclohexene drew near,
said "I think it's quite clear
that your pi bonds do seek resolution".

 

[juniper456]

there once was a michael reaction
who was lacking a carbonyl faction.
he tried to condense,
with effort immense,
but alas, couldn't force an attraction.

 

[MollyMalone]

there once was a michael reaction
who was lacking a carbonyl faction.
he tried to condense,
with effort immense,
but alas, couldn't force an attraction.

there was a diene in solution
seeking diels-alder execution.
cyclohexene drew near,
said "I think it's quite clear
that your pi bonds do seek resolution".

Dude, where were you with those when I was in OChem?? You rock!

 

[QofQuimica]

One C-N bond yields an amine-um (C-N)
Imines have two bonds between 'em (C=N)
But if C has an O
It changes things so
To an amide: these names ad nauseam!

 

[sunny123]

Puga
Pyct

PU (purine) g-guanine a-adinine
triple double
PY (pyrimidine) c-cytosine t-thymine

 

[QofQuimica]

At the moment I'm feeling nonplussed;
I am trying to do all I must.
To finish my app-y
Would make me feel happy.
And less like I'm going to bust.

 

[dopaminophile]

We need new lims for the newbies
Or else they'll all become loonies.
They'll give up med school.
And that's never cool.
So make some more rhymin' rubies!

 

[SanDiegoSOD]

Waiting for MCAT makes me sick
I start yelling and screaming like a prick
But the score will come soon
And reinforce my gloom
Then I'll tell AMCAS to go suck my ****



I don't actually feel this way, I just thought it was funny 🙂

 

[QofQuimica]

I don't actually feel this way, I just thought it was funny 🙂

It IS funny.

Here we are in the last week of May
And now June is a few days away.
At least at the long last
I'm finished with AMCAS
How I wish I could send it today!

 

[masterMood]

bump this thread

 

[curlycity]

I drink a hot coffee this morning;
The caffeine will hit without warning.
In the middle of ID,
I'll have to go pee
THEN notice the line that is forming.

 

[LowlyPremed]

The MCAT was my biggest trouble.
June 16Th will bust my bubble.
I’m worried about the stupid score
because most schools are number ******.
I must accept it and be humble.

 

[tank you]

bump for Q 🙂

 

[QofQuimica]

bump for Q 🙂

Thanks, jtank, you rock. 👍 Ok, now we need some of you budding med students to write some new poems....

 

[Arsenic]

Waiting for MCAT makes me sick
I start yelling and screaming like a prick
But the score will come soon
And reinforce my gloom
Then I'll tell AMCAS to go suck my ****



I don't actually feel this way, I just thought it was funny 🙂

this thread is getting my five star vote for sure

 

[veenut]

this thread is terrific. cmon guys, add some of your own! i'll get it started....

This process is so freakin' draining
That I find my libido is waning
Such a shame that my package
Has seen such a lackage
All due to my medical training

 

[gdbaby]

I am waiting for CU to call
but alas, I've heard no word at all
I live in their state
so that should be great
but I fear my MCAT was too small.

 

[cfdavid]

however old i may be
i just had to see
if i had what it takes
no matter the stakes
because in the end, it's up to me

 

[amandil]

This process is so freakin' draining
That I find my libido is waning
Such a shame that my package
Has seen such a lackage
All due to my medical training

 

[cfdavid]

ok, i'll loosen up.......


sometimes what we need
is just a little weed
to make all of our troubles
fly up in the air like bubbles
yet all that it takes is just a little seed


disclaimer: i don't smoke pot. honest.

 

[cfdavid]

I had many a question
throughout the PS section
for which i new not
what to fill in the dot
and somehow i feel i was not an exception!

 

[gdbaby]

I had many a question
throughout the PS section
for which i new not
what to fill in the dot
and somehow i feel i was not an exception!

This one is great, and you were not the exception!

I am waiting for envelopes, thick
As my time wanes by the tick
To get an acceptance by spring
I will gladly sing
Any song that is sung by Cheap Trick

 

[cfdavid]

i'm so fraught with despair
that i'm starting to lose my hair
yet while it takes every bit
i'd surely never quit
by the way, does anyone care?

 

[jbrice1639]

SDN fills my work hours daily
Reading and posting all day, see.
But my boss doesn't know
I have no work to show
While I post and I post as they pay me.

😀