Pre-Med Limericks

[chanjurban]

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This one I credit to one of my graduate school professors:

A mosquito was heard to complain,
That a chemist had poisoned his brain.
The cause of his sorrow
was para-Dichloro
Diphenyl Trichloroethane!*

(*Otherwise known as DDT)

😀 😀

 

[LadyJubilee8_18]

This one I credit to one of my graduate school professors:

A mosquito was heard to complain,
That a chemist had poisoned his brain.
The cause of his sorrow
was para-Dichloro
Diphenyl Trichloroethane!*

(*Otherwise known as DDT)

😀 😀

Accepted! I’m no longer waiting!
But now all of my time I am wasting
Didn’t open the book
For the last test I took
So I hope I am still graduating

 

[QofQuimica]

Here is a sentiment heretical
I'm fed-up with being pre-medical.
The months they drag on
I'm tired and wan
From thinking out each hypothetical.

 

[MollyMalone]

Here is a sentiment heretical
I'm fed-up with being pre-medical.
The months they drag on
I'm tired and wan
From thinking out each hypothetical.

 

[QofQuimica]

Ha ha, I like your new avatar, DarkSide. We're freezing our butts off here, too....I actually had to turn the heat on last night! 😱

 

[MollyMalone]

Ha ha, I like your new avatar, DarkSide. We're freezing our butts off here, too....I actually had to turn the heat on last night! 😱

I tried to take some pictures of the snow from yesterday but I was so cold that my hands were shaking and they came out all blurry. 🙁

I'll get used to it in a few weeks, I know, but the adjustment period is traumatic.

 

[gdbaby]

I live in the Mile High City
No love from CU, such a pity.
For what are they asking
that my app may be masking?
On my ass I just wait feeling sh-tty.

But at least in the tundra up north
I ran into more generous sorts.
So if CU decides
to push me aside
I will join my Iowa med school cohorts!

 

[QofQuimica]

TheDarkSide, you procrastinatrix!
You'll soon find you can't use your old tricks.
See, med school won't wait-ers
For procrastinaters,
So now is the time to have your kicks. 😉

 

[medicalbound]

Chronic fatigue is the main symptom
Striving to gain knowledge and wisdom
Can't keep open your lids
The diagnosis is
Too much blood in your caffeine system

 

[MollyMalone]

TheDarkSide, you procrastinatrix!
You'll soon find you can't use your old tricks.
See, med school won't wait-ers
For procrastinaters,
So now is the time to have your kicks. 😉

Reminds me of an old Steve Goodman song...

You'd better get it while you can,
You'd better get it while you can,
If you wait too long it'll all be gone,
And you'll be sorry then.

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor,
And it's the same for a woman or a man,
From the cradle to the crypt
It's a mighty short trip
So you'd better get it while you can.



I'm getting me mine while the getting's good!

 

[QofQuimica]

Reminds me of an old Steve Goodman song...

You'd better get it while you can,
You'd better get it while you can,
If you wait too long it'll all be gone,
And you'll be sorry then.

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor,
And it's the same for a woman or a man,
From the cradle to the crypt
It's a mighty short trip
So you'd better get it while you can.



I'm getting me mine while the getting's good!

Sorry, but your name with "procrastinatrix" fits the limerick rhythm perfectly. 😛

 

[QofQuimica]

bumpity bump

 

[IDforMe]

When I started this process I had
No idea it would be so sad
To wait month after month
Sans a clue or a hunch
As to what made my App quite so bad.

I have written a letter, you see.
It addresses my admittance plea.
Thus far I've had no luck;
On their hold list I'm stuck.
U of Maryland, interview me!

 

[dilated]

Of the admissions game I am tiring
And of expensive flights it's requiring
If I do not hear from Stanford soon
I'll withdraw my apps with a jaunty tune
and see if McDonalds is hiring!

 

[oldbearprofessor]

Ms. Q got my back in pedi so I'm adding a few limericks for her thread. First one refers to the rather high incidence of premeds who feel a bit faint doing rounds in the NICU, the second an ode to the premeds and applicants who call and write constantly - until the day they start med school that is, at which time....forgotten is the letter writer!

The premeds all like to shadow me
Neat toys and sick babies they can see
But skip breakfast some do
Stand through rounds brave and true
They feel light-headed and fall like a tree


Dear Oldbear please write me a letter
Say "as a doctor none will be better"
But then they start classes
Learn of cells and masses
Oldbear is replaced by Netter

 

[femmedargent]

You'll sooner see MCATs being aced by some fools,
Or anarchists deciding to follow the rules.
Featherless peacocks have less trouble finding a mate,
And there is certainly more hope for a deathrow inmate
Than there is for me to get into one of these schools.

 

[femmedargent]

I have an idea! Let's play a game.
you must put all your assets in a miniscule frame.
If the magical judges decide that you're worthy,
and the exhorbitant prices do not deter thee,
you can rightfully put 'MD' at the end of your name.

 

[QofQuimica]

Time for a good old-fashioned limerick thread bump. 🙂

 

[gdbaby]

This road is undoubtedly long
But I came out of it happy and strong
And on March twenty-one
I will finally be done
Colorado, am I here or gone?

 

[MollyMalone]

I love the premed limerick thread,
But I’m looking forward to, instead,
Moving with decorum
To the allo forum,
And making a poem thread retread.

 

[QofQuimica]

I love the premed limerick thread,
But I’m looking forward to, instead,
Moving with decorum
To the allo forum,
And making a poem thread retread.

I sit here and ponder your inkings
A med thread's too soon, I am thinking
A new thread in Al-lo
With humor from gal-lows
Is tough before we have an inkling.

 

[Chinorean]

bumping my favorite threads!

 

[QofQuimica]

bump

 

[jackieMD2007]

My letters of rec are now missing
Professors I feel just like hitting
AMCAS taking so long
Status checks look all wrong
An interview? I'd feel like kissing.

 

[ToGodALLGlory]

Summer calculus looms in my head;
study more or I'll surely be dead.
I'm stuck checking and waiting,
my future debating...
so why am I reading this thread?

😀

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

Summer calculus looms in my head;
study more or I'll surely be dead.
I'm stuck checking and waiting,
my future debating...
so why am I reading this thread?

😀

your reading this thread
you dont want to go to bed
chemistry u hate
you have never had a date
thats why ure crying
😴

 

[WantsThisBad]

What are my chances of getting in?
My GPA, I know its a sin
Applied to John Hopkins
My MCAT's a 15
I may have to blow the med school dean.

 

[jackieMD2007]

Guys, do you know the rules?
Rhyme, Syllables
a, 9
a, 9
b, 6
b, 6
a, 9

The first, second and fifth lines rhyme.
The third and fourth lines rhyme.

Otherwise it is not a limerick. 🙂

 

[jackieMD2007]

(Let's try this one again)
Wantsthisbad & JackieMD:

What are my chances of getting in?
My GPA, I know its a sin
Harvard and fair Yale
Their ranks I will fail
Maybe daddy should buy them a gym!

 

[leahmaria]

(Let's try this one again)
Wantsthisbad & JackieMD:

What are my chances of getting in?
My GPA, I know its a sin
Harvard and fair Yale
Their ranks I will fail
Maybe daddy should buy them a gym!

i really like this thread...i'll have to try one in the morning!

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

(Let's try this one again)
Wantsthisbad & JackieMD:

What are my chances of getting in?
My GPA, I know its a sin
Harvard and fair Yale
Their ranks I will fail
Maybe daddy should buy them a gym!

why u fixed his?

you fixed his limerick but not mine
im calling the cops it is a crime
loud sirens and red lights
you might just give them mites
which leads to paying a hefty fine 😴 😴

 

[jackieMD2007]

Dr.E. If I had fixed yours you would have gone postal.
Your limerick is quite clever, though. 😎

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

Dr.E. If I had fixed yours you would have gone postal.
Your limerick is quite clever, though. 😎

i thank you for your clever musings
but that wont stop your battle losing
im too good for your sake
dont apply, bake a cake
no med school is up for your choosing

(j/k) 😴

 

[jackieMD2007]

i thank you for your clever musings
but that wont stop your battle losing
im too good for your sake
dont apply, bake a cake
no med school is up for your choosing

(j/k) 😴

That was totally mean. The fact that you put j/k doesn't make it appropriate, either. 👎

Does your girlfriend MiesVanDerMom know about this??? 😱

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

my second post was a bit too mean
start working out, your body gets lean
you'll get in somewhere good
just show your face, no hood
and they'll say wow she looks like a queen 😀
😴

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

That was totally mean. The fact that you put j/k doesn't make it appropriate, either. 👎

Does your girlfriend MiesVanDerMom know about this??? 😱

it sounds like you got mad way to fast
before you saw my posting of last
i said i was too mean
id give you a jelly bean
for you to forget the recent past 😴

 

[jackieMD2007]

Well done.

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

Well done.

that wasnt a limerick, for shame
mind the rules of the thread, it's a game
to be one of the best
you must get losts of rest
which is why a Z follows my name

DR.Eugenic 😴

 

[Dr.D-man]

The MCAT

At the moment my life is a bore
Two years of classes to study for
I take a Kaplan class
To try and help my ass
All I can think about is my score

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

to get back on to the med school note
apps are hard, give me the antidote
im going crazy here
about to shed a tear
wait i know i'll get a rootbeer float 😴

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

TO adcoms:

I think that i might have the answer
from searching hard, no not for cancer
to make your class the best
accept me, not the rest
im not smart but a darn good dancer 😴

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

TO the OP:

i like the reason for this thread post
im watching a ham begin to roast
to relax just a bit
no apps, just beer to get
to the O-P for you, heres a toast 😴

 

[DR. EUGENIC]

MY STATUS:

im going to bed, the apps can wait
not to long though, they can not be late
ill sleep the night away
dreaming of what to say
for the future, big interview date 😴

 

[DoctorPardi]

The South is my home but I will gladly
depart soon and without feeling badly
this house I must now sell
awaiting me is Yale
You can't fault me for dreaming, sadly!

I am the worst poet there ever was lol.

 

[HairyCow]

An M.D. has a challenging life
On a road full of hurdles and strife.
But it'll be okay
If I wake up one day
With a smokin' hot nurse as a wife.

 

[Aurora013]

I work for now as an EMT
But a doctor's what I long to be
Oh how I desire
And truly aspire
Someday to sign: Aurora, MD

 

[leahmaria]

TO adcoms:

I think that i might have the answer
from searching hard, no not for cancer
to make your class the best
accept me, not the rest
im not smart but a darn good dancer 😴

nice 🙂

 

[Dr Durden]

Hairycow I must tell you and say,
Your recent posting has made my day.
It sure made me guffaw,
And all my friends he-haw.
Snagging a trophy wife is the way!

 

[HairyCow]

It starts with an innocent lurk
Then grows to a compulsive quirk.
You think you are free
But soon you will be
A slave to the SD Network.

 

[DoctorPardi]

QofQuimica and I will be
Friends forever and ever you see
If one favor she'll do
take the 'CAT for me too
so that I can get a forty three!