Pre-med/science pick up lines

[KobeshouldbeaMD]

I'm not crazy, but whenever I see your homolytic cleavage I turn into a radical ;D

Hey girl, if I had a choice between free MCAT Kaplan courses and a chance to be with you, I'd see you after the course (;

Share some please!

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[scruggs92]

I want to dissect your extensors digiti minimi.

You have a very nice piriformis

Both work because she will have no idea what you're talking about... Just say you're going to school to be a doctor afterwards too. I doubt anyone can top these!

 

[dfib slim]

.

 

[La Presse]

I want to take your inguinal pulse with my tongue.

 

[ShenanigansMD]

Hey girl, I'm a Harvard med student.

Works every time.

 

[Spinach Dip]

Can I procure for you an ethanol-containing beverage?

I wouldn't mind exchanging genetic material with one like you.

😀

 

[red doctober]

Can I procure for you an ethanol-containing beverage?

I wouldn't mind exchanging genetic material with one like you.

😀

Sounds extremely creepy there pal.

 

[def1]

Hi, how are you?


Oops I thought this was about pick up lines that actually work. *walks out of thread*

 

[Spinach Dip]

Hey girl, I'm a Harvard med student.

Works every time.

Best one ever!

Sounds extremely creepy there pal.

I thought that was the point?

 

[DrHa]

I want to take your inguinal pulse with my tongue.

My expression when I read it. 😱
So dirty.

 

[circulus vitios]

I'm not crazy, but whenever I see your homolytic cleavage I turn into a radical ;D

Hey girl, if I had a choice between free MCAT Kaplan courses and a chance to be with you, I'd see you after the course (;

Share some please!

 

[dfib slim]

.

 

[red doctober]

Best one ever!




I thought that was the point?

Joking of course

 

[La Presse]

These pick up lines need to be in conjunction with a numerical system, particularly one where prospective girlfriends are designated a figure based on attraction.

 

[RomanTaylor]

Where are the meme's?

Ya'll are slacking.

 

[Doctor Strange]

I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

 

[ComradeDoktor]

"I'm not a doctor yet, but I'll take a look anyway"

 

[neusu]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[iforget2]

You're so hot, you denature my proteins

 

[La Presse]

I'd like to use my speculum to dilate your cavities, but don't open your mouth just yet!

 

[ShenanigansMD]

Just what the doctor ordered! [I hand her a beer]

 

[ComradeDoktor]

Just what the doctor ordered! [I hand her a beer]

Have her call you in the morning to follow up

 

[ShenanigansMD]

Have her call you in the morning to follow up

I always schedule periodic appointments.

 

[bzhang9]

in for future use
will update with results

 

[Hemorrage]

Hey girl you make my sphincter of odi secrete excess proteins

 

[music2doc]

Hey baby, let's learn some Anatomy. First, let me touch your Dermatome T4.... then we'll do S2 a little later.

 

[487806]

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.


I figure female SDN members will appreciate me for including some pickup lines for them to use on guys.

 

[ribbondino]

Let's go out and inhibit our ADH tonight. 😉

You look like you need a Y chromosome in your life.

 

[TheShaker]

I want to have sexual intercourse with you with no further plans to stay in contact.

AM I DOIN IT RITE??

 

[Hemorrage]

I want to have sexual intercourse with you with no further plans to stay in contact.

AM I DOIN IT RITE??

 

[MedPR]

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

I want to have sexual intercourse with you with no further plans to stay in contact.

AM I DOIN IT RITE??

Lmao


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[iforget2]

The human body has 206 bones, but when I see you I have 207 😉

 

[MD22412]

My friends dirty, but he said: Period? I'd palpate dat anyway

 

[image187]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

lmao

 

[VisionaryTics]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

 

[TheWeeIceMan]

"Okay, work the fact that you're a doctor into the conversation. Just be subtle."

"I'm a doctor!"

"Good job."

 

[ShenanigansMD]

The human body has 206 bones, but when I see you I have 207 😉

Nice!

 

[Planes2Doc]

This is not typically a pre-med pickup line (unless you have a cadaver lab) but in Gross Anatomy lab, we were dissecting the chest. I needed to look over a heart and asked a girl nearby, "Can I steal your heart?" I realized it was a fantastic line! But sadly I have a girlfriend and she is married, so that didn't really work. 🙂

 

[Planes2Doc]

Hey baby, let's learn some Anatomy. First, let me touch your Dermatome T4.... then we'll do S2 a little later.

S2,3,4 keeps the penis off the floor! 😀

 

[typicalindian]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

 

[TheShaker]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

We have a winner.

 

[acslater99]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

lol!

 

[Sophocles]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

So that's what that person was doing..

 

[tantacles]

Works mainly with two men, but nonetheless:

Are you a phagocyte? Because you look like you want me inside you.

 

[MedPR]

Works mainly with two men, but nonetheless:

Are you a phagocyte? Because you look like you want me inside you.

Hmm.. Not sure if appropriate

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[911 Turbo]

In b4 some SDNer actually uses one of these irl.

 

[MedPR]

In b4 some SDNer actually uses one of these irl.

I used the ligase one on my gf last night.

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[iave9963]

The human body has 206 bones, but when I see you I have 207 😉

 

[gmcguitar4]

I'll show you my pudendal if you show me yours. Also, I'm rich.

 

[Ost3oclast]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

Well done sir. Well done indeed.