Pre-med/science pick up lines

[ribbondino]

Your basal body temperature is pretty low today...wanna learn about meiosis?

Don't worry about contraception, I've got a 'script for that. 😉

I want to palpate your mammary adipose tissue.

Care for some EtOH?

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[Spinach Dip]

This is more of a strategy than a single line....

"Excuse me ma'am, but I am currently doing a study on the major factors behind female choice, specifically when presented with numerous prospective mates. So tell me, what do you look for in a significant other?"

Then, as soon as she says something, you say, "By the way, did I mention I am a med student?" And then go right back into the reasons behind her choice. Make sure to drop constant hints like "That describes me to a T!" or "Yes, I've been known to do that sometimes".

 

[bob99]

This is more of a strategy than a single line....

"Excuse me ma'am, but I am currently doing a study on the major factors behind female choice, specifically when presented with numerous prospective mates. So tell me, what do you look for in a significant other?"

Then, as soon as she says something, you say, "By the way, did I mention I am a med student?" And then go right back into the reasons behind her choice. Make sure to drop constant hints like "That describes me to a T!" or "Yes, I've been known to do that sometimes".

This is waaaaaaay too complicated. If you have to work that hard, then dont play the game.

 

[Spinach Dip]

This is waaaaaaay too complicated. If you have to work that hard, then dont play the game.

Yeah. True.

And most people would mess it up after their second or third beer. Better to keep it simple.

 

[Romz]

I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

Haha, you beat me to it

 

[RomanTaylor]

Lol, nerds. 😀. Jk...

 

[Dual]

"I got a 104 in Bio 101."

OK, so I know I'm going to get alot of flack for this, i know its an old thread, and I havent posted in ages, and its all irrelevant, but I'm studying for finals, and by some crazy method of procrastination ive ended up here, what does this line refer to, can someone please help me, call me a troll or whatever, but I'm seriously losing my mind trying to figure this out. And watch it be so simple.

 

[487806]

OK, so I know I'm going to get alot of flack for this, i know its an old thread, and I havent posted in ages, and its all irrelevant, but I'm studying for finals, and by some crazy method of procrastination ive ended up here, what does this line refer to, can someone please help me, call me a troll or whatever, but I'm seriously losing my mind trying to figure this out. And watch it be so simple.

He was referring to a troll thread.

 

[armpitsOFmight]

Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? Yeah, it runs in your genes.

Argon enters a bar and the barkeep yells at him to leave. Argon doesn't react.

 

[487806]

Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? Yeah, it runs in your genes.

Argon enters a bar and the barkeep yells at him to leave. Argon doesn't react.

I just used these pick-up lines to woo a hot girl, and she loved them. Thanks bro. 👍

 

[armpitsOFmight]

^you should be studying instead of trying to procreate.

 

[survivordo]

I just used these pick-up lines to woo a hot girl, and she loved them. Thanks bro. 👍

Seriously!? What is this world coming to.

Survivor DO

 

[487806]

^you should be studying instead of trying to procreate.

And pay millions of dollars in child support... no thanks bro.

Seriously!? What is this world coming to.

Survivor DO

What can I say? Girls love science.

 

[deleted407021]

*snaps exam glove* trust me, I'm a gynecologist.

 

[amazing tekkers]

oldie but funny

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me, smooth or rough?

Ey girl, you must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

 

[The Buff OP]

Hey girl, I'm a Harvard med student.

Works every time.

 

[jaw93]

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[Mad Jack]

Bump

 

[Officer Farva]

"Hey what did you get on your orgo exam?"
Because a lot of the people I went to class with were socially clueless.

 

[Lawpy]

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Well my spicy one is:

Trust me, this is how they did mammograms back in the old days.