I should start a fellowship in treating the neurosis of the rich. Maybe it could be combined with an MBA program or some kind of practice management credential.
I know of an "anti-aging clinic" that charges thousands of dollars and they basically tell you to lose weight if you're overweight, exercise then tell you to take green tea and resveratrol.
That's it.
Thousands of dollars for this BS? (Yeah I know there is data backing up green tea and resveratrol but you didn't need an MD and get a charge of thousands of dollars to be told this).
I knew of some other guy selling false hope to schizophrenics selling that it could be a caffeine allergy. Now in case you didn't know caffeine allergies might cause psychosis (there is some data out there but it's not strong), but if that's the case all you got to do is stop caffeine and if the person gets better you can target that as the prime suspect.
The person selling the caffeine allergy charged over $10,000, ran a bunch of tests that I would've ordered anyways, plus a few more for some antibodies (that I could've ordered myself in fact I offered to do so) and it was of no use whatsoever. The clinician also wasn't a physician. He had a master's degree.
I remember telling the person's mother something to the effect of...., "I can tell you this isn't a caffeine allergy but if you think it is we'll put a diet restriction on caffeine and if he has it he'll show improvement within a short period of time. There's no need to fly him to another state and pay this kind of money."
Well money is what this patient's family had, and lots of it. The mother was really finding various quacks to feed into her neurosis.