My Psychiatrist is happily married, but if that were to ever change I'm sure he wouldn't be short at least one suitor -- considering the following exchange I had with a friend visiting from interstate last year.
Friend - "So these are the three main photographers and artists I've shortlisted to purchase some original works from when I've saved up some money..."
Me - "Ooh, hang on, I know someone here who does some awesome land and seascape photography, you might wanna check out some of their stuff as well." *brings up online photographic collection for her to peruse, completely forgetting said collection also contains professional shots of my Psychiatrist taken at a martial arts event*.
Friend - "Oh wow, these are really beautiful. Do they have a site where you can purchase their work?" *continues browsing*
Me - "Yeah, I'll bring it up for you in a sec when you've..."
Friend - "...Well hello there, cutie. Hey, who's this hottie?"
Me - (*looks at photo* Oh cr@p

) "Um, that's my Psychiatrist you're currently drooling over."
Friend - "Damn!

No wonder you enjoy going to your therapy sessions so much, I would too if I had that little honey sitting across from me."

Me - "Oh god, shut up, that's my Doctor you're talking about."
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Friend - "So does he have any appointments available? How quickly do you reckon it would take for me to book in?"
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Me - "I don't know, how quickly do you reckon he could take out a restraining order?"